Ok, the joke behind this story came from our Farfie. How she came up with
it, I'll never know. The story itself came from Katashi after getting out
of class early and just happy to be at my house and not in school.
By: Katashi Usagi and of course Farfie
The Schwarz boys got out of the car. They looked around at the surrounding area. A farm. Wide-open land as far as the eye can see.
"What are we doing here?" Farfie asked the Oracle.
"We are supposed to kill this farmer guy."
Nagi shut the door. "One farmer? Why?"
Crawford walked around the car to stand next to Schuldig, "There's supposidly oil on the land and Mr. Takatori wants to take it over and it'll be easier if the guy is dead."
Schuldig crossed his arms. "Oh, so Koala man sends all of us out to the middle of Bumble-fuck, Japan to kill one stupid guy. I'm really starting to hate this job."
Crawford started walking toward the farm. "Ok, let's go."
The four of them walked toward the farm. The guy wasn't home at the moment so they had to hide and wait to strike.
Nagi took a seat beside the farm house. "Oh, what am I sitting in…I don't want to know." Farfie hid in the barn. "Oooooo….pitch fork. *Lick*" Schu and Crawford hid over by the animal pens. "Look Bradly, hay…" Crawford, glared. "Don't touch me and don't call me Bradly."
Time passed, lots of time. The farmer-guy-type-person hadn't showed up yet. Everyone was starting to get bored. Crawford sat watching everything. Schuldig got up to stretch his legs. He leaned over the fence and looked at the cows and the sheep that were penned up in there.
He looked at the cows. "Moo……mooooooo………" he looked the other way, "Bbbaaaaaaaa."
Crawford looked up at him, "What!?"
Schu looked down and flipped his hand forward, "I'm being my…true self."
Crawford blinked, "Moron."
By: Katashi Usagi and of course Farfie
The Schwarz boys got out of the car. They looked around at the surrounding area. A farm. Wide-open land as far as the eye can see.
"What are we doing here?" Farfie asked the Oracle.
"We are supposed to kill this farmer guy."
Nagi shut the door. "One farmer? Why?"
Crawford walked around the car to stand next to Schuldig, "There's supposidly oil on the land and Mr. Takatori wants to take it over and it'll be easier if the guy is dead."
Schuldig crossed his arms. "Oh, so Koala man sends all of us out to the middle of Bumble-fuck, Japan to kill one stupid guy. I'm really starting to hate this job."
Crawford started walking toward the farm. "Ok, let's go."
The four of them walked toward the farm. The guy wasn't home at the moment so they had to hide and wait to strike.
Nagi took a seat beside the farm house. "Oh, what am I sitting in…I don't want to know." Farfie hid in the barn. "Oooooo….pitch fork. *Lick*" Schu and Crawford hid over by the animal pens. "Look Bradly, hay…" Crawford, glared. "Don't touch me and don't call me Bradly."
Time passed, lots of time. The farmer-guy-type-person hadn't showed up yet. Everyone was starting to get bored. Crawford sat watching everything. Schuldig got up to stretch his legs. He leaned over the fence and looked at the cows and the sheep that were penned up in there.
He looked at the cows. "Moo……mooooooo………" he looked the other way, "Bbbaaaaaaaa."
Crawford looked up at him, "What!?"
Schu looked down and flipped his hand forward, "I'm being my…true self."
Crawford blinked, "Moron."