Author's Note: These parodies are getting out of hand! What am I thinking! First I do Pegasus, whom I hate, and now, Téa, whom I don't really like either! (Sorry Téa fans).

Disclaimer: Do NOT own YGO. By the way, thank you, Sabril, for giving me this idea. If you have hotmail, maybe we can become MSN messanger buddies! My email address is on my BIO or something like that. Yeah.

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If you give Téa some tea,

She'll want a mug to hold it.

For some reason, the mug says "Starbucks",

So she'd want to go there and get some coffee.

As you drive there,

She sees a big sign that says "80% off on all women's clothes!"

She'll want to go there.

So you drive there instead.

Lo and behold,

There is a bookstore beside the Women's Clothes Store.

She'd want to read some books.

So you go in and Téa goes to the comic section.

She'll insist to read out loud for you.

As she reads,

She gets thirsty.

Getting thirsty will remind her of some coffee,

So you'll go to Starbucks anyways.

There, she sees a mug that says (for some strange reason): "Iced Tea".

That reminds her that she'd much rather drink tea than coffee.

So chances are...

She'd ask for some.

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