Farfie and airport security
OK, I wrote this the night before I left for Florida. I wasn't exactly sure how the security stuff worked at the time so some of this is not really the actual security.
It has to do with Farf's little ability to hide knives under his skin…(why can I have the ability to not feel pain…) hehe . It's really corney. So please be kind.
Written by Nagi-chan
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The Schwarz boys are at the airport because they are going on a little trip. Well, they go through security; Brad, and Schu and Nagi do fine. Then Farfie has his turn. He steps through the detector and it goes off.
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*
All of a sudden he's thrown to the ground and has FBI guys surrounding him.
"Sir, if there is anything on you that could be setting off the alarm, could you please empty it from your pockets…"
Farfie reaches into his pockets and pull out knife after knife.
The airport guy and FBI people sweat drop
Farfie steps through the detector again, and it goes off…again.
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*
He gets strip-searched *shiver* and they find nothing. They have him go through the detector again.
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*
Schu, Brad and Nagi are standing there watching and sweat dropping.
Schu telepathetically tells Farfie, "I told you that you wouldn't get away with it…"
Farfie sighs, and then takes his fingernail and makes a long slit in his arm. He pulls out a knife. Then he does the same thing with his leg and pull out a rather large one. Well, while he's performing surgery on himself, the airport guys are standing there disgusted and pale. After he's all done, he steps through the detector.
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*
"Oops...must have missed one…"
OK, I wrote this the night before I left for Florida. I wasn't exactly sure how the security stuff worked at the time so some of this is not really the actual security.
It has to do with Farf's little ability to hide knives under his skin…(why can I have the ability to not feel pain…) hehe . It's really corney. So please be kind.
Written by Nagi-chan
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The Schwarz boys are at the airport because they are going on a little trip. Well, they go through security; Brad, and Schu and Nagi do fine. Then Farfie has his turn. He steps through the detector and it goes off.
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*
All of a sudden he's thrown to the ground and has FBI guys surrounding him.
"Sir, if there is anything on you that could be setting off the alarm, could you please empty it from your pockets…"
Farfie reaches into his pockets and pull out knife after knife.
The airport guy and FBI people sweat drop
Farfie steps through the detector again, and it goes off…again.
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*
He gets strip-searched *shiver* and they find nothing. They have him go through the detector again.
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*
Schu, Brad and Nagi are standing there watching and sweat dropping.
Schu telepathetically tells Farfie, "I told you that you wouldn't get away with it…"
Farfie sighs, and then takes his fingernail and makes a long slit in his arm. He pulls out a knife. Then he does the same thing with his leg and pull out a rather large one. Well, while he's performing surgery on himself, the airport guys are standing there disgusted and pale. After he's all done, he steps through the detector.
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*
"Oops...must have missed one…"