OK, this has to do with a store that is at our mall. They sell knives and swords and sharp pointy stuff. So…well…yeah…

Written by Nagi-chan

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The four Schwarz boys (yes four. Farf is with them in this one) went to the mall (yes, they actually took Farf to the mall).

Crawford needed a new cream colored suit, Schu wanted to follow Crawford into the dressing to try something he saw on a computer game, Nagi wanted to get something for his computer. And Farfie…well…yeah.

The boys are all doing their thing: Schu "helps" Crawford find the right suit, Nagi gets what he needs, and Farfie…well…yeah.

So anyway, they are just walking around, browsing through everything when all of a sudden Farfie stops and starts drooling. Crawford, Schu and Nagi all stop and stare at the drooling psyco (yes, even psycos can drool). They look up to see what store they're standing in front of. Turns out, it's the sword shop. The three of them sweat drop. They look back at Farfie and they don't see him. All of a sudden they hear a screem.

"Oh no…" says Crawford.

They walk into the store to find Farfie licking the knives he got from the cabinet his broke into. The girl at the counter was astaring in shock.

"…*sigh* Fresh metal…" sighed Farie.

He looks over and something caught his eye (well, that's all he has at the moment). No more that .5 seconds later, he's plastered on the showcase window.

*drool* goes Farfie.

He found a really BIG knife. Not quite a sword, but bigger that his others. And it has this fancy-schmancy thing going on with the blade

"Wow…that knife would definitely hurt God…"

About 3 hours or so later, they finally got Farfie away from the showcase window. Crawford then pulls a bottle of window cleaner out of hammer space and cleans the drool and spit stains from the window (And remember kids…the opening to hammer space, is in the ass).

Well, as Crawford was cleaning the window, Schu and Nagi were dragging a wimpering Farfie away from the store while he was straining to reach for the sharp pointy things.