OK, this is dedicated to my cousin (Uncle Foofie) and her fuzzy purple
underwear. It's one of those 'you had to be there' things…and for this,
you really had to be there…heh…
REVIEWS ARE NEEDED…arigatou!
Written by Nagi-chan
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Early one morning (or late that night…whatever) the Schwarz boys were getting back from a mission against Weiß. They were all really dirty, but Farfie was the dirtiest; he was covered in blood.
Farfie: "Well you would be too if you stabbed yourself for fun."
Nagi-chan: "Shut-up Farf. Ok, like I was saying before…
Farfie was covered in blood so he went to his cell to get changed (he may be a self-mutilating psycho, but he does have a sense of hygiene). He leaves the room.
Schu then asks Nagi to return a knife to Farfie that he had borrowed for the mission.
Nagi: "Why can't you do it?"
Schuldig: *doing potty dance* "'Cuz I gotta go…" He shoves the knife over to Nagi and runs for the bathroom
Nagi: "Baka."
He goes down to Farfie's cell. He is about to knock on the door but he sees it open a little so he just walks in.
Nagi: walks in saying: "Schu sent me down to retur…" *eyes bug out*
He drops the knife and runs upstairs in utter shock of what he saw.
Nagi: "Oh my DOG spelled backwards!!" (He's learned to say that because of Farfie) "I just saw Farf in his underwear! Someone get some soap for my eyes! AHH!!"
The bathroom door opens and out comes a cloud of steam (Hmm…) Crawford pops his head out the door to see what was going on.
Schu: "Bradley…! Come back in here…!" (Ohh…that would explain the steam…)
Farfie, who is oblivious to everything, comes upstairs and sees Nagi freaking out.
Farfie: "What the hell are you bitching about?"
Nagi: "When I took your knife back to you, I saw…I saw…*takes deep breath* I saw you in fuzzy purple underwear!" *starts freaking out again*
Farfie's eye (well duh…) opens in shock, and make a face about Nagi's comment
Farfie: *mumbles as he walks away rubbing his ass* "They're panne velour…"
Schu: (from bathroom) "Isn't that a type of pasta?"
Crawford: (also from bathroom) "That's penne you moron"
Schu: "Ohh…" (sounds of making out inserted here)
Nagi: *freaking out* "I still saw your underwear!"
Schu: (from bathroom with sounds of gasping for air) "At least he was wearing underwear!" *Quietly but not quiet enough for Nagi not to hear* "Unlike you and me Bradley" (Insert groaning here)
Nagi: "AHH!!!!!!"
REVIEWS ARE NEEDED…arigatou!
Written by Nagi-chan
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Early one morning (or late that night…whatever) the Schwarz boys were getting back from a mission against Weiß. They were all really dirty, but Farfie was the dirtiest; he was covered in blood.
Farfie: "Well you would be too if you stabbed yourself for fun."
Nagi-chan: "Shut-up Farf. Ok, like I was saying before…
Farfie was covered in blood so he went to his cell to get changed (he may be a self-mutilating psycho, but he does have a sense of hygiene). He leaves the room.
Schu then asks Nagi to return a knife to Farfie that he had borrowed for the mission.
Nagi: "Why can't you do it?"
Schuldig: *doing potty dance* "'Cuz I gotta go…" He shoves the knife over to Nagi and runs for the bathroom
Nagi: "Baka."
He goes down to Farfie's cell. He is about to knock on the door but he sees it open a little so he just walks in.
Nagi: walks in saying: "Schu sent me down to retur…" *eyes bug out*
He drops the knife and runs upstairs in utter shock of what he saw.
Nagi: "Oh my DOG spelled backwards!!" (He's learned to say that because of Farfie) "I just saw Farf in his underwear! Someone get some soap for my eyes! AHH!!"
The bathroom door opens and out comes a cloud of steam (Hmm…) Crawford pops his head out the door to see what was going on.
Schu: "Bradley…! Come back in here…!" (Ohh…that would explain the steam…)
Farfie, who is oblivious to everything, comes upstairs and sees Nagi freaking out.
Farfie: "What the hell are you bitching about?"
Nagi: "When I took your knife back to you, I saw…I saw…*takes deep breath* I saw you in fuzzy purple underwear!" *starts freaking out again*
Farfie's eye (well duh…) opens in shock, and make a face about Nagi's comment
Farfie: *mumbles as he walks away rubbing his ass* "They're panne velour…"
Schu: (from bathroom) "Isn't that a type of pasta?"
Crawford: (also from bathroom) "That's penne you moron"
Schu: "Ohh…" (sounds of making out inserted here)
Nagi: *freaking out* "I still saw your underwear!"
Schu: (from bathroom with sounds of gasping for air) "At least he was wearing underwear!" *Quietly but not quiet enough for Nagi not to hear* "Unlike you and me Bradley" (Insert groaning here)
Nagi: "AHH!!!!!!"