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A/N: I'm afraid of this chapter… please, please, please don't kill me for it…now to the the story….

Chrissy looked at Gwen. " Twins?"

Gwen nodded happily and looked over at Glen, who had a sheepish blush on his face. " Yup, a boy and a girl. We've picked out the names."

Chrissy groaned. " Lemme guess, Lestat and Claudia?"

Gwen frowned, turning her nose. " No! It's going to be Heavynne and Damien." She smiled over to Glen, who simply nodded.

Chrissy laughed. " Well… at least they'll be a semblance of normal."

" And you'll be an aunt." Raven said, appearing from behind a curtain. He casually put his arm around her shoulder. " Hey."

She smiled up at him. " Hey." She watched him for a moment, forgetting Gwen and her brother.

Gwen coughed. " Hi!" She waved overdramatically at Raven, who merely laughed.

A loud cough interrupted the friends. They all looked over to see Vince McMahon standing proud, with Lucy scowling next to him. " Hello Dr. Jacobs." He looked towards Raven with a casual glare, and Raven didn't even acknowledge it.

Chrissy tightened her jaw at the sight of Lucy. Her face was bruised, her lip busted open and her right eye was black. " Hello Mr. McMahon." She said curtly.

He straightened his tie and coughed. " WEll… ah… I want to… apologize for the way I acted. I have seen what Lucy has done… and she has been dealt with effectively."

What no sex for a month? Chrissy bit her lip to keep from snorting, but kept her unyielding glare.

" Anyway, Chrissy, I would like to offer you a full time position here… as head examiner, taking over Lucy's position."

Chrissy didn't answer for a moment. " Mr.McMahon, that is a wonderful offer, and… I'll be glad to take the job."

He smiled happy and rubbed his hands together. " Good, good. Can you start tonight?"

She nodded. " Maybe. Just get me the papers to sign and I'll star soont."

" I'll have my secretary draw them up and I'll call you to sign them." He shook Chrissy's hand, smiling.

Lucy stood there, scowling. She glared at Chrissy. She looked over at Raven, her gaze faltering, and she shook her head a bit. That stupid two-bit whore Chrissy had her Raven… her beautiful Raven. She shook her head and walked away, feeling a little bit defeated just for the day, maybe tomorrow she could find another way to get rid of her.

***

One year ago, Vince's Christmas party

Raven had a little bit too much to drink, hell, everyone had. Most people were passed out on the couches. Kane was up on a table, dancing with Crash Holly, who fell over, off the table. Raven grinned evilly. Fun stuff. Raven looked over, his eyes fuzzy. He wondered idly where his glasses were, but then shrugged. Maybe he didn't bring them.

" Kane, get down from there." Gwen yelled, reprimanding her husband.

Glen was almost 4 feet taller than her and he simply picked her up and spun her around in the air.

" GLENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!" She screeched, laughing.

Raven looked back at the two of them. Odd, but funny. He walked over to a chair, siting down, a little bit tired and someone fell over in his lap. He looked down to see Lucy lying in his lap. " Whaddya want with me Lucy?"

She grinned at him, pulling his face down to kiss her.

Raven had no idea what she was doing, but he didn't care. He would be too drunk in the morning to even remember.

***

Chrissy sat next to Raven in the backstage area, not working tonight. She told Vince she didn't want to and surprisingly, he agreed. She leaned close to his chest, her head nestled in the crook of his shoulder. "So…"

" Bored?" He grinned.

" Maybe… just maybe." Chrissy played with his hair. " I should dress you up as a girl, in little pig tails, and a pretty pink dress…" Chrissy looked up to see the horror in his eyes.

" Go get Skittles if you want to do that." He grumbled, frowning.

Chrissy raised her eyebrows, stroking her invisible beard. " Maybe… maybe… Do you really think he would be up for it?"

"With him, you never know." Raven laughed, then looked down at her. She was serious. " You're serious, aren't you?"

Chrissy nodded. " Well, what am I supposed to do? I'm bored… I'm like a little kid… I always need something to do."

" I have an idea." He grinned.

She elbowed him in the stomach. " No, we're at work, Skirty." She giggled, and then leaned back on him. " I have an idea." She moved quickly off him and ran out the door before he could even say her name. Chrissy looked around the halls. She actually had no idea where she was going, but she bet that Lita could help her.

She looked around for a while, and saw Lita sitting alone, in a corner. " Hey… uhm… you okay?"

Lita looked up and nodded. " Just trying not to kill Matt."

" Oh… eh… sorry…"

" No, thanks… I should have known better…" She sighed, shaking her head.

Chrissy scratched her neck. " I know this is weird… but do you have a pink dress, and rubber bands? Oh yeah, where's Jeff?"

Lita eyed her. " Are you going to dress him up as girl?"

She shook her head. " I'm going to get Jeff to hold down Raven as I dress him up." She smiled happily. Raven would love it… well, later, when he wouldn't be as angry. She laughed to herself. " So… do you?"

Lita nodded. " Yeah… uhm you can have this stuff, I don't wear it… why are you…"

Chrissy shrugged. " He's being boring, and he didn't actually say no, so I'm just going to think that he'll let me, and if not, Skittles can hold him down."

" You rang?" Jeff said, appearing from behind a door.

Lita jumped back. " Goddammit Jeff, stop doing that shit. You're going to kill someone some day."

" Sorry." He muttered, turning his head down and his eyes downcast.

Chrissy looked at him and felt sympathetic. He definetly looked like a sad rabbit now.Poor boy, everyone screamed at him. Maybe that was why he was so weird. Probably not, she thought to herself, there was some other reason that he kept appearing, she knew it.

Lita shook her hand and handed Chrissy a dress. " It was Matt's old ex-girlfriend… she was larger… so it should fit Raven okay… and here's the rubber bands." Lita stopped for a second. " Are you sure he's not going to mind?"

" It doesn't matter, I'm his girlfriend, he has to listen to me." Chrissy grinned. She liked saying that she was his girlfriend. " Come on Skittles, I need your help too."

Jeff looked up and nodded, following Chrissy a few steps behind.

Chrissy slowly entered the room, and handed the items back to Jeff. She grinned as Raven was sleeping on the couch. This would be much too sweet. She crept in, Jeff behind her. She looked down at him. He looked so peaceful. Oh, he was going to be pissed when he realized what she was doing. Chrissy crawled on top of him. She unbuttoned his shirt and he sleepily mumbled something. He was going to be livid when he really saw what was happening. She pulled the shirt off his arms and saw his eyes sleepily look up at her. " Hi…" She smiled at him.

He simply smiled at her. " Change your mind?" he yawned.

" UHm… something like that." She motioned for Jeff to stand behind Raven and she grabbed a few of the rubber bands from his hand. She started to brush out his hair with her hands and she pulled it on one side.

He opened his eyes again. " What are you doing?"
" Just playing with your hair…" She kissed him on his nose. " Don't worry."

" Don't worry…" He eyed her closely and sighed. It was pointless… she would get what she wanted anyways. She always did.

She tied the ponytail on one side, and then the other side quickly. She grinned. He looked like a little girl with a goatee. Crazy, but absolutely hilarious; Chrissy couldn't stop grinning.

" Stop grinning like that… what are you doing?" He asked, his eyes still closed.

" I'm not grinning…" She forced her face to be perfectly still as he looked up, assessing her.

" I know you're doing something."

" Nope."

Raven laughed. " You lie bad, Christina."

She grumbled. " Shush." She motioned for Jeff to hold down Raven's arm. Raven never knew what was coming. And how he was going to regret it…

***

" If I wasn't being held down by Skittles here, I would hurt you Christina." Raven growled.

" Aww… but you look so cute. Kinda like a rag doll… Hey, look you're wearing a kilt!" She mocked.

Raven looked down at the awful colored bright pink skirt and matching top " This… is a skirt."

" Kilt."

" Skirt." She bent down and kissed him. " Now, I'm not bored." She sat down next to him and played with one of his pigtails.

He grumbled. " I hate you."

" No you don't."

Jeff looked around. " Uhm… I have to go talk to someone… bye." He ran out of the room quickly.

" See, look, you made him more abnormal." Raven sighed.

Christina laughed and kissed his cheek. " Not possible."

***

" She dressed him up like a girl."

Gwen's eyes widened. " What? Is she… yes, she is insane." Gwen shook her head. " I guess they were made for each other." She looked over at Jeff, who sat looking a little bit afraid. " Thanks for the information, you've been good in me playing matchmaker."

Jeff smiled. " No problem. Anything to get me away from my brother and Lita."

Gwen patted Jeff on the head. " Now shoo. I want to go laugh at Raven." She had been behind everything. Of course, she acted stupid and flirty sometimes, but she had set up everything. Glen asking her to come to work. Basia not telling Chrissy about Raven when she was going to. Chrissy running into Raven so many times. Some how, every single way, Gwen was behind it. Gwen grinned. She loved being devious.

***

Raven grumbled, crossing his arms. He was going to kill someone. He still couldn't believe Christina did all of that… now Gwen, Marie, Mark, and Glen were in the room laughing. He shook his head. This was a bad night. Tommorow would be better and he would get Christina back for it. She had no idea what he was going to do, and she might hate her after… but… he grinned again. She was asking for it. He laughed to himself, oh yes; payback would be great.

To be continued…

Note: I know, I know… very very weird…don't mind me… this was just a really weird part of the story… and yes! It was necessary.. 'cuz you had to find out who was behind the whole Raven/Chrissy thing… and about Lucy… everything else was because I think Raven in pigtails and a pink dress would be great fun to laugh about. So just a few things in this chapter to note and whatever… Yes… REVIEW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!