Ryoko Is Stupid
(Dedicated to Tyler from West Virginia)
It was a peaceful day at the Masaki residence. Tenchi was sitting under a tree eating an apple. Ayeka and Ryoko walked up to him and said, "Tenchi, who do you like better? Ayeka or Ryoko?"
"Oh, that's an easy one," replied Tenchi. "I like Ayeka much better, in fact, I love her and I think I want to get married and have 6 kids. Oh, Ryoko, you're stupid, really annoying, and I wish you would die. No offense."
Ryoko laughed and then got in Tenchi's lap and they started to make out. "DRAT!" Ryoko yelled, then walked over to Sasami.
"Sasami, do you like me?" Ryoko asked, then smiled.
"NO! Go away you whore, I don't want to take any of your crap anymore! So get in the kitchen and make me a pie women!"
"Oh.." Ryoko said, then went to find Mihoshi. Mihoshi was peeling potatoes in the basement.
"Mihoshi, do you like me?" Ryoko asked.
"No you wench! Stop making me dance for you while you have sex with the mailman!" Mihoshi yelled.
"Oh.." Ryoko said, then went to find Ryo-oki. She was making out with that other cabbot in the garden.
"Do you like me, Ryo-oki?" Ryoko asked.
"MEW MEOW MEOW MEW MOW MOW MEW MEW MEW MEOW! (translation: No you weirdo with a really annoying voice! Go back to the pig farm that you came from, and stop making out with my friend!)"
"Oh.." Ryoko said, and she went to find Washu. She was in her lab studying her husband (the mass).
"Do you like me, Washu?" Ryoko asked.
"NO, you heaving breast wanna be on a Sunday afternoon! You're like nether lips on my window! Stinky, and a little bit depressing! And you're like television on honeymoon! Unnecessary! So stop moping around here like the olive loaf you are!"
"Oh.." Ryoko said, then was attacked by a vicious herd of old women. And to this day, no one knows what those vicious old women did to her, or where they took her.
(Update): We now know that the old women crucified Ryoko (Joan of Arc style - for the uneducated, she was burned at the stake with a stick up her ass, holding her entire body weight) all after being raped and stoned.
THE HAPPY END FOR RYOKO (You should see the sad ending)
All comments are welcome at ayekaisbest@hotmail.com
(Dedicated to Tyler from West Virginia)
It was a peaceful day at the Masaki residence. Tenchi was sitting under a tree eating an apple. Ayeka and Ryoko walked up to him and said, "Tenchi, who do you like better? Ayeka or Ryoko?"
"Oh, that's an easy one," replied Tenchi. "I like Ayeka much better, in fact, I love her and I think I want to get married and have 6 kids. Oh, Ryoko, you're stupid, really annoying, and I wish you would die. No offense."
Ryoko laughed and then got in Tenchi's lap and they started to make out. "DRAT!" Ryoko yelled, then walked over to Sasami.
"Sasami, do you like me?" Ryoko asked, then smiled.
"NO! Go away you whore, I don't want to take any of your crap anymore! So get in the kitchen and make me a pie women!"
"Oh.." Ryoko said, then went to find Mihoshi. Mihoshi was peeling potatoes in the basement.
"Mihoshi, do you like me?" Ryoko asked.
"No you wench! Stop making me dance for you while you have sex with the mailman!" Mihoshi yelled.
"Oh.." Ryoko said, then went to find Ryo-oki. She was making out with that other cabbot in the garden.
"Do you like me, Ryo-oki?" Ryoko asked.
"MEW MEOW MEOW MEW MOW MOW MEW MEW MEW MEOW! (translation: No you weirdo with a really annoying voice! Go back to the pig farm that you came from, and stop making out with my friend!)"
"Oh.." Ryoko said, and she went to find Washu. She was in her lab studying her husband (the mass).
"Do you like me, Washu?" Ryoko asked.
"NO, you heaving breast wanna be on a Sunday afternoon! You're like nether lips on my window! Stinky, and a little bit depressing! And you're like television on honeymoon! Unnecessary! So stop moping around here like the olive loaf you are!"
"Oh.." Ryoko said, then was attacked by a vicious herd of old women. And to this day, no one knows what those vicious old women did to her, or where they took her.
(Update): We now know that the old women crucified Ryoko (Joan of Arc style - for the uneducated, she was burned at the stake with a stick up her ass, holding her entire body weight) all after being raped and stoned.
THE HAPPY END FOR RYOKO (You should see the sad ending)
All comments are welcome at ayekaisbest@hotmail.com