This one we've been tackling with for quite some time now and we've finally
just got it down on paper. Forgive the length. Yes, yes, we know that
this one isn't really short, but just bare with us. This isn't modeled
after some life event of ours like the other ones, but we still thought it
was funny. Anywho.....uuummmm...please review as well. Opinions and
comments are welcomed and loved. ^_^
By: Trunks-chan, Nagi-chan, and Katashi Usagi
Tonight was a night to celebrate. Weiß had completed another successful mission, saved a whole lot of innocent people and averted total disaster upon Japan. So now, it was time to PARTY!!
The lower room smelled of alcohol and Yohji's cigarette smoke. Bottles of Wild Turkey, Bombay and miscellaneous beer cans littered the tables. And over on the couches were a really drunk Yohji, and intoxicated Ken, a tipsy Aya (yes, Aya is tipsy) and a really hyper Omi (he's not old enough to drink so he just ingested way too many Frappuccinos). Yes, it was quite a party until.....
"Weiß..." Came a female voice from the stairs.
Everybody look over. "Oi! Mankusu!" came the voice of the drunken older blond. (in a slurred voice) "Come on in! Join the *hiccup* festivities. Grab a beer, take a seat (my lap in free)."
Manx look at him. "Ahh..no."
Omi, genki as all hell, ran up and hugged her. "Manx! Haven't seen ya in a while!" Then he yelled back to the others (still hugging her) "We haven't seen her in a while have we?!"
Yohji and Ken raised their glasses and both said, "No, we haven't."
Aya just kinda mumbled, "....nnn..."
Manx pried Omi off of her, and continued to walk into the room.
"I hope you boys can sober up soon. I have another mission for you."
"Ooooooooooo....a mission.." Omi jumped about the room. (Boingy, boingy, boingy)
She popped the tape in the VCR and a silhouette of Persia appeared on the screen.
"Hello Weiß," the TV said.
"Hi Persia!!" yelled Omi, waving frantically at the screen.
"Omi, stop it" slurred Aya *hiccup*
A giant sweatdrop appeared on the TV.
Ken popped up, "Hey......that's pretty cool."
Persia continued, "Takatori Reiji has gotten word of a local farmer who discovered oil on his land. The land is now worth a fortune. We suspect that Takatori will try to obtain this property by any means possible i.e. killing the farmer, and we believe he will send Schwarz to do it. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to stop Schwarz from killing the farmer, and stop Takatori. Defenders of the light, hunt the beasts of darkness. And this tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds."
Ken dived behind the couch, Yohji stood up and yelled out, "My VCR!" and then fell drunkenly back onto the couch, Omi ran around screaming and Aya just sat there *hiccup*.
"Just kidding," said the TV and it turned off.
Omi stopped running around and threw a brown plushie of sorts at the TV, "Baka."
"Good luck," Manx said as she turned and began to walk back up the steps. As she made her was up the staircase, she placed her hand on her forehead, "Maybe they'll just make the enemy laugh to death," and with that she left.
Omi got up and paced around the room as Ken got out from behind the couch.
"Okay guys, let's go get ready," said Omi. Yohji & Ken staggered off to their rooms, Aya swayed a bit as he walked, and Omi skipped genkily off to his closet.
Half an hour later, the 4 men converged upon their parking area.
"Okay..." Ken said. "So who's *hiccup* drivin'?"
The all looked at each other and then at Omi.
Omi look at them. "Me?!?!"
"Yer the onry wun who ken drive," Yohji slurred out.
*******
All 4 Weiß boys are piled onto Omi's moped.
Ken whined, "Are we there yet?"
Yohji slurred out, "I gotta pee...."
Aya said, "I think I'm gonna be sick."
Yohji grabbed Omi's bandana. "If you're gonna spew, spew into this.."
After a very long and uncomfortable ride, they finally got to the farm. Omi parked the bike and they went looking for Schwarz. Then suddenly Omi shouted...
"Hark! There goes the enemy!"
The 4 men then attempted to run over to the enemy (key word: attempt).
Crawford rallied his men, and walked over towards Weiß.
They finally met in the center of the nearby wheat field. Aya stumbled forward ready to confront the enemy....then he spoke....
"Halt you fiends, you bringers of destruction and all that is evil. We, the bringers of the light, are here to stop your evil doings. Evil like you shouldn't exist in this world. So we are here to stop you. Your plot to gain control here will not succeed. It's people like you that keep older brothers of sick comatose sisters awake at night. It's evil like you that keep sons of bankers after really big Koala men so they can kill them. On behalf of the populous of Japan, we will punish you."
Schwarz produced a communal sweatdrop.
Aya stood there staring at the enemy. He happened to glance at his team and see Yohji staring at him. He glanced back at Schwarz, then back at Yohji. He finally turned his entire head and looked at Yohji.
"What!?" yelled Aya.
Yohji blinked. "Your hair. I've never really looked at it before. Is it that red down there too?"
Aya stared at him intensely. Then he blinked.
"I dunno...let's find out." And with that he dropped his sword, opened his coat, and undid his pants. The two men stood there staring down Aya's pants. Omi then ran over.
"Hey guys, what are you doing!?"
Yohji replied, "We're checking out the color of Aya's hair."
Omi looked down. "Wow..would ya look at that..it really is that red....Hey Ken!! Come look at this!"
"Already seen it."
Yohji and Omi looked up at each other at Ken's comment and noticed Crawford and Schuldig looking down his pants as well.
"See Schu, you're not the only natural red head around here."
By: Trunks-chan, Nagi-chan, and Katashi Usagi
Tonight was a night to celebrate. Weiß had completed another successful mission, saved a whole lot of innocent people and averted total disaster upon Japan. So now, it was time to PARTY!!
The lower room smelled of alcohol and Yohji's cigarette smoke. Bottles of Wild Turkey, Bombay and miscellaneous beer cans littered the tables. And over on the couches were a really drunk Yohji, and intoxicated Ken, a tipsy Aya (yes, Aya is tipsy) and a really hyper Omi (he's not old enough to drink so he just ingested way too many Frappuccinos). Yes, it was quite a party until.....
"Weiß..." Came a female voice from the stairs.
Everybody look over. "Oi! Mankusu!" came the voice of the drunken older blond. (in a slurred voice) "Come on in! Join the *hiccup* festivities. Grab a beer, take a seat (my lap in free)."
Manx look at him. "Ahh..no."
Omi, genki as all hell, ran up and hugged her. "Manx! Haven't seen ya in a while!" Then he yelled back to the others (still hugging her) "We haven't seen her in a while have we?!"
Yohji and Ken raised their glasses and both said, "No, we haven't."
Aya just kinda mumbled, "....nnn..."
Manx pried Omi off of her, and continued to walk into the room.
"I hope you boys can sober up soon. I have another mission for you."
"Ooooooooooo....a mission.." Omi jumped about the room. (Boingy, boingy, boingy)
She popped the tape in the VCR and a silhouette of Persia appeared on the screen.
"Hello Weiß," the TV said.
"Hi Persia!!" yelled Omi, waving frantically at the screen.
"Omi, stop it" slurred Aya *hiccup*
A giant sweatdrop appeared on the TV.
Ken popped up, "Hey......that's pretty cool."
Persia continued, "Takatori Reiji has gotten word of a local farmer who discovered oil on his land. The land is now worth a fortune. We suspect that Takatori will try to obtain this property by any means possible i.e. killing the farmer, and we believe he will send Schwarz to do it. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to stop Schwarz from killing the farmer, and stop Takatori. Defenders of the light, hunt the beasts of darkness. And this tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds."
Ken dived behind the couch, Yohji stood up and yelled out, "My VCR!" and then fell drunkenly back onto the couch, Omi ran around screaming and Aya just sat there *hiccup*.
"Just kidding," said the TV and it turned off.
Omi stopped running around and threw a brown plushie of sorts at the TV, "Baka."
"Good luck," Manx said as she turned and began to walk back up the steps. As she made her was up the staircase, she placed her hand on her forehead, "Maybe they'll just make the enemy laugh to death," and with that she left.
Omi got up and paced around the room as Ken got out from behind the couch.
"Okay guys, let's go get ready," said Omi. Yohji & Ken staggered off to their rooms, Aya swayed a bit as he walked, and Omi skipped genkily off to his closet.
Half an hour later, the 4 men converged upon their parking area.
"Okay..." Ken said. "So who's *hiccup* drivin'?"
The all looked at each other and then at Omi.
Omi look at them. "Me?!?!"
"Yer the onry wun who ken drive," Yohji slurred out.
*******
All 4 Weiß boys are piled onto Omi's moped.
Ken whined, "Are we there yet?"
Yohji slurred out, "I gotta pee...."
Aya said, "I think I'm gonna be sick."
Yohji grabbed Omi's bandana. "If you're gonna spew, spew into this.."
After a very long and uncomfortable ride, they finally got to the farm. Omi parked the bike and they went looking for Schwarz. Then suddenly Omi shouted...
"Hark! There goes the enemy!"
The 4 men then attempted to run over to the enemy (key word: attempt).
Crawford rallied his men, and walked over towards Weiß.
They finally met in the center of the nearby wheat field. Aya stumbled forward ready to confront the enemy....then he spoke....
"Halt you fiends, you bringers of destruction and all that is evil. We, the bringers of the light, are here to stop your evil doings. Evil like you shouldn't exist in this world. So we are here to stop you. Your plot to gain control here will not succeed. It's people like you that keep older brothers of sick comatose sisters awake at night. It's evil like you that keep sons of bankers after really big Koala men so they can kill them. On behalf of the populous of Japan, we will punish you."
Schwarz produced a communal sweatdrop.
Aya stood there staring at the enemy. He happened to glance at his team and see Yohji staring at him. He glanced back at Schwarz, then back at Yohji. He finally turned his entire head and looked at Yohji.
"What!?" yelled Aya.
Yohji blinked. "Your hair. I've never really looked at it before. Is it that red down there too?"
Aya stared at him intensely. Then he blinked.
"I dunno...let's find out." And with that he dropped his sword, opened his coat, and undid his pants. The two men stood there staring down Aya's pants. Omi then ran over.
"Hey guys, what are you doing!?"
Yohji replied, "We're checking out the color of Aya's hair."
Omi looked down. "Wow..would ya look at that..it really is that red....Hey Ken!! Come look at this!"
"Already seen it."
Yohji and Omi looked up at each other at Ken's comment and noticed Crawford and Schuldig looking down his pants as well.
"See Schu, you're not the only natural red head around here."