pureVENOM: Whoo, about halfway through chapter five of my French work! Yay! Whee hee hee!
The song, 'Melodies of Life', is from Final Fantasy IX, and is owned by the great people of
Square.
Mwa haha, I have actually sang my doom version of 'Melodies of Life' a few times. I think it
sounds very nicely. Bwa hah, I have it typed out clean at the end of the chapter, for anyone
who may like to read it. SO, the chapter really isn't as long as it seems, from looking at the
side bar.
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(and for a tiny touch French)
Chapitre Vingt-deux: A Talent Show...Full of Talent!
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Dib was busy scribbling out some plans and notes upon a piece of lined paper.
"Okay, what can the four of us-- Zim, Fausta, Tak, and myself, do together, that will not HARM
any of us, the audience, or.. anybody else?"
Zim and Fausta look at each other blankly.
"Ah," replies the Onyx Wing. "I don't believe Wings, and Irkens are really raised to think very..
UN-doomfully..."
Zim was thinking, using all the power of his brain-meats.
"Dib-Human! Would trying to flee off of the stage be considered a 'talent'?" the Irken asked
dryly.
"Um... NO, Zim."
Fausta frowned, racking her mind. "Eh, what about all of us trying to kill each other? It'll be
kinda fun, we'll all get exercise, and that's sure to entertain the skooly audience."
Dib lowered a brow. "I said NO harming each other."
"C'mon! Just TRYING. No one will REALLY become seriously injured!" protested the Wing.
"No."
Tak walked into the room at this moment, having been summoned by the Bitters a few minutes ago.
"Any ideas yet?" the Irken in disguise questioned powerfully, stopping by the chattering group,
and making them jump up.
"Uh, no, not really, Tak," replied the Wing.
"As I expected. This party will get absolutely NOwhere fast," said Tak in response.
Dib shot her a glare. "Well, it's not like your attitude is helping us, you know."
"Well, my ATTITUDE and I have an idea already, that I'm sure is much better than any of the ones
you three may have come up with so far," growled Tak darkly.
Zim rolled his lensed eyes. "Let's HEAR it, TAK," he scoffed.
Tak put on an evil sneer, which made her team nervous. "I propose ...we all sing a song."
"Psh!" The Wing crossed her arms. "Do you honestly think anyone in this group has a decent
singing voice?"
Zim wore an indignant expression. "You JEST! It's a foolish plan for a SUCCESSFULLLLL show!!"
Dib shook his head. "No.. actually, it's a good idea..!"
"Of course," replied Tak smugly. "And as for vocal troubles.." She pulled a Voice-Alterer from
a pocket. (Like the one Zim used in 'FBI Warning of DOOM')
"Hey, that may not be on any rules book or anything, but isn't that sorta cheating, since this IS
a TALENT show?" asked the Dib.
"Whatever," groaned Fausta. "But we have less than an hour to come up with a tune and words."
Zim cracked his gloved knuckles. "Leave the song up to ZIIIIM!!"
"Oh, Styx.." groaned the Wing.
"It shall be a song... filled with invadey DOOM!!" continued the Irken.
This perked Tak's interest. "Hey, yes. A song about the four of us! Wonderful idea."
Fausta smirked. "Heh. This DOES sound intriguing."
Dib nodded. "Yeah, but about words, and a melody.."
The Wing blinked. The word 'melody' struck her.
"Comrades, how about we use the melody of an already existing song, and think up new words for
it??"
"And what song would this be, Wing-beast?" asked the Irken.
"A song from a video game I've played, called 'Melodies of Life'," she answered, shifting the
great weight of her metallic wings a bit.
"Alright. Let's get working." Tak sounded rather hopeful. She believed this could turn out to be
a good experience.
Dib agreed. "Let's hear how this song goes, and work on from there. We need to select parts for
each of us, and try to balance them out as evenly as possible, then we each write our own
sections."
** Ten minutes before the show
"SUCCESS!!" announced Zim, throwing his arms into the air in victory.
Tak glanced over their messy pages and shrugged. "Good enough."
Fausta grinned. "Wasn't this a fun experience??"
Both the words 'yes' and 'yeah...RIGHT' came upon the tip of everyones' tongue, but they all
stayed silent, and busied themselves, reading over their parts.
Dib snorted. "Now we have to go up in front of the whole skool and do this..." The Human groaned.
"It won't be that bad," retorted the Wing, fairly proud of their work.
A low hiss suddenly rung out from the front of the room. "..Children.... Head for the cafeteria,
WITH your performances READY..."
Mister Bitters pretty much slithered off, ahead of the class.
The team of doom exchanged confident glances and followed.
** The cafeteria
Mister Bitters looked about his students. They were all frightened to death, behind the stage,
all, except... THEM.. The green alien, the dark girl, the winged one, and the Swollen Eyeball
member.
Heh... Of all the groups... THEM. It was funny how they could work together so well. Not a funny
'haha', or even a funny 'hehe', a funny 'strange'.
The Bitters narrowed his eyes, and his gleaming oval glasses narrowed with them.
"ZIM! Your party goes up first!" the instructor barked.
The party froze at the cold voice, and hurried onto stage.
A male announcer at the microphone peeked behind the red curatins, at the group assembled there.
"Ummm... okay... For our first ah.. TALENTED team for our talent show, we have four fre-- um, I
mean four WONDERFUL students..."
He had a bit of an eye twitch.
"Uh, a green skinned guy with no uh.. ears or nose, but a great deal of TALENT..." he looked at
the paper he held. "Uh, ZIM!!"
None of the four moved.
The announcer's eye twitched again, and he sharply motioned for Zim to step out.
The Irken did so, but reluctantly. He smiled nervously at the vast audience and waved.
"Ah, uh. GREETINGS, Earthenoids! I AM ZIIIIM!!!"
"Yeah, we heard already!" cried out some random girl.
Crumpled paper balls hit Zim lightly in the head, and belly.
"Argh, my squeedilyspooch!!" he cried, clutching the 'wound'.
T.O "He's THAT sensitive?" asked Dib bluntly.
Tak snorted. "Pathetic."
The announcer guy coughed, and resumed his announcing.
"And... the winged, feathery wonder.. uh.. Dib??"
Fausta slaps her blushing face, and Dib groans.
"Oh wait, nevermind, the wingy girl must be Fausta, but.. huh, the records say she's a boy...
Weird.."
(Obviously, the announcer's smarter than most people in the world of IZ! He can recognize things
out of the ordinary, and see that Fausta is indeed female.)
The announcer guy coughs. "Whatever.."
The Onyx Wing shrugs, and hops out. She glances at the sea of watching Humans, and promptly
passes out in her initial stage fright.
Zim snickers. "Weak Wing-beast." Another paperball hits him. "OW!!"
The announcer sighs. "Ehh... next, is the ever-trenchcoat-wearing Dib! I can't believe it,
people! It's SUMMER! Let's give a warm hand to this grand young fellow!"
Dib walks out from behind the thick red curtains, waving meekly.
There is no applause for him, but a single pair of hands, in the front row of benches.
A girl in pastel green, smiling and cheering the teen boy on. "Do your best, Dib."
Dib already pale visage flushes, and he scratches the back of his head, as people wonder why that
girl was encouraging one of the three great freaks.
"Aaaaand," continued the announcer guy, "Last, and perhaps not least, Tak, the hideous blue
haired girl!"
Tak steps out with a half-frown, her hands straight at her sides. She kicks at Fausta's side, to
wake her up.
The Wing cringes, stands, and tries not to faint again.
The announcer gives Zim the microphone after saying one last thing, "And now, for your talent-
hungry appetites, here is your first performance! Bye!"
He runs offstage. Very quickly.
Zim is sweating a bit, but he quickly works up a Zim-confident tone and smirk.
"Now, Earth-stink! Listen with your EARS, as we four dazzle you to the brink of your sanity with
our grand song of DOOM!!"
The other three were actually really surprised that the male Irken wasn't trying to take all the
credit.
"It is called 'Melody of DOOM'! Enjoy it, ENJOY IT, or face the wrath of ZIIIiiiimmm and his
song-writers-in-arms!" threatened Zim in third person, as he did often.
The Irken gestured to Fausta to start off the song with her part.
The Wing closed her eyes to block out the sight of the watching Humans, and sang.
Fausta:
You think I'd fall to you? (she demands, pointing to Dib, who sneers.)
Well, you're gonna be surprised! :D
I'll sweep away your world (sweeping motion with an arm and a wing)
Right before your swollen eyes!! (Dib scowls)
Like invaders before me, I will not fail!
It will beeee meee, whom that you hail! (evil grin, and motions to Dib)
Dib: (clears throat)
Your evilness is great,
But you yourselves are not. (glares at his team)
I'll stop any doomer
Like my conscience has me taught!
Never shall I lose to aliens like you! (Fausta mouths that she is NOT an alien.)
You can never beat me; I'm not a fool. (signals Zim)
Zim: (haughitly and enthusiastically)
GIVE UP, foul Human-beaaaast!! (Dib frowns)
You're sadder than an old sack of meaaat! (Dib frowns more)
I. SHALL. RULE! (powerful sounding)
The mighty Zim's glory is EEEEternaaaaal!! (Tak starts before Zim signals)
Tak: (in a beautiful voice. Now we know why she chose singing, huh?)
I SEE through your minds, (a hand to her head, and pointing at her team)
CLEAR as summers' days.
Simple beings, you'll suffer... :)
In agonyyyy!!! ("I knew I should've read these first..." mumbles Dib)
Your screams will go on and on...! (everyone looks scared, and Tak smiles)
Like melodies of bliss,
My happiness shall flow out from those cries!
For years... and beyond... (waves a dismissive gloved hand to Fausta)
Fausta: (trying very hard to sound as good as Tak)
Soaring high above, (stretches wings to full span)
In both body and the mind,
My abilities, though mortal,
are still the BEST of your time!
The Earth is mine! Submit!! (to Dib)
Don't make it so difficult.
Can't you see, your fates lie... (to the audience)
In this Human dolt! (smiles to Dib)
Dib: (rolls his eyes)
Destiny WILL turn for you. (to the team)
And in a BAD way, I know this is truuue.
Mankind will previal!
I am their visionary,
And sav-i-oooor!!
Tak: (cutting in again)
A FOOL from my past (glowers at Zim)
Keeps me to this world!
And soon, I assure you,
his time will coooome!!
And end full of vile things!!
Meats of pure evil, (thinks about her meat factory)
And more, obey my every saaay!
So, get out of ...my way! (shoves through her three team members)
However, something goes wrong here, as one of Tak's hands is a bit low, and hits Zim in his
squeedilyspooch. The male Irken seizes up in pain, and cannot sing while groaning in pain.
And it's HIS part up next! It was also the finale!!
Tak doesn't seem to mind though, and just chuckles.
Fausta and Dib look at each other. They couldn't take Zim's part. It didn't fit either of them!
And they could just do an entire song section improv style!
The team thinks that their grand performance has gone to a horrible end, when a new singer picks
up the song.
A spooky and soft, yet stern voice, the voice of Dea.
Dea:
And more problems come...,
To discover, ...to destroy.
All with their different reasons
To be their way. (motions to Zim and his team, who seem disturbed)
Doom shall rain upon you all. (she didn't mean Dib too, when she said this, though)
I'll make sure of it.
After all, I've nothing better to doooo...
As long as.... I'm around you... (Dea and Zim exchange doom-glares)
The audience of hi skoolers are silent as the song ends, and the whole room is for a moment,
under a strange quiet.
Then, a sound of clapping is heard, but from a strange one-- Mister Bitters.
Upon seeing this, the members of the skool faculty, and the students begin to applaud as well.
Dear, dear, what a sound!
The great plaudits boost the already-very-arrogant Human's, Irkens', and Wing's egoes up several
notches.
Their pride gets the better of them, and they all bow generously, fairly dripping with
haughtiness.
Yet, later on, after all the commotion and excitement, the four separately wonder why Dea had
jumped up on stage and saved their misfortunate selves.
Was it because Dib was with them?
Was it a convenient and stylish way to convey her doom-warning to them?
And, as the mighty trio of this fic are heading down the same street, each toward their different
homes (though Fausta still couldn't get into hers), the Human notes something.
Dib speeded up to get in front of his two rivals, and turned to face them, continuing to walk.
"Hey, you know what?"
"What?" questioned the Irken back, in his usual almighty manner.
"Quid?" asked the Wing curiously, and in Latin too, just to add a bit more difference, in this
very different day.
"We all completely forgot to USE Tak's voice-altering-thingy, and we all sounded pretty good
anyway!" answered the Dib.
o.o;; The three looked at each other, rather disbelieving.
And then, Dib tripped on a piece of uneven sidewalk concrete, and fell over.
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pureVENOM: Yaaay!! I found this rather fun to write! Mister Bitters is a valde mysterious one.
And they worked together so NICELY (heh, sure)! You know, in their own kind of nice. ^_^;;;;
So anyway, if any readers here are humongous Final Fantasy fans (mecoughme!), you may know the
tune of 'Melodies of Life', which would be kewl, 'cause then you could sing the Melodies of DOOM
lyrics out! ^____^;;;; Lol. Anyhoo, hope you enjoyed!
Da Lesson o' This Chapter: It's hard to walk backwards on a sidewalk. (Apparently for Dib and I,
anyway.)
~*~Melodies of DOOM
You think I'd fall to you?
Well, you're gonna be surprised.
I'll sweep away your world,
right before your SWOLLEN eyes.
Like invaders before me, I will not fail.
It will beeeee meee, whom that you hail.
Your evilness is great,
but you yourself are not.
I stop any doomer
like my conscience has me taught!
Never shall I lose to aliens like you!
You can never beat me; I'm not a fool.
Give up, foul Human-beaaast!!
You're sadder than an old sack of meaaat!
I. SHALL. RULE!
The mighty Zim's glory is EEEEE-ternaaaal!!
I see through your minds,
clear as summer day.
Simple beings, you'll suffer...
in agonyyyy!!
Your screams will go on and on...!
Like melodies of bliss,
my happiness shall flow out from those cries!
For years and beyond...
Soaring high above,
in both body and the mind,
my abilities, though mortal,
are still the BEST of your time!
Earth is mine! Submit!!
Don't make it so difficult.
Can't you see, your fates lie in...
this Human dolt!
Destiny WILL turn for you.
And in a BAD way, I know this is true.
Mankind will prevail!
I'm their visionary,
and savioooor!!
A FOOL from my past
keeps me to this world!
And soon, I assure you,
his time will coooome!!
An end full of vile things!!
Meats of pure evil,
and more, obey my every saaay!
So, get out of my waaay!
And more problems come,
to discover, ...to destroy.
All with different reasons
to be their way.
Doom shall rain upon you all.
I'll make sure of it.
After all, I've nothing better tooo doooo...
as long as......I'm around you...
The song, 'Melodies of Life', is from Final Fantasy IX, and is owned by the great people of
Square.
Mwa haha, I have actually sang my doom version of 'Melodies of Life' a few times. I think it
sounds very nicely. Bwa hah, I have it typed out clean at the end of the chapter, for anyone
who may like to read it. SO, the chapter really isn't as long as it seems, from looking at the
side bar.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
(and for a tiny touch French)
Chapitre Vingt-deux: A Talent Show...Full of Talent!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dib was busy scribbling out some plans and notes upon a piece of lined paper.
"Okay, what can the four of us-- Zim, Fausta, Tak, and myself, do together, that will not HARM
any of us, the audience, or.. anybody else?"
Zim and Fausta look at each other blankly.
"Ah," replies the Onyx Wing. "I don't believe Wings, and Irkens are really raised to think very..
UN-doomfully..."
Zim was thinking, using all the power of his brain-meats.
"Dib-Human! Would trying to flee off of the stage be considered a 'talent'?" the Irken asked
dryly.
"Um... NO, Zim."
Fausta frowned, racking her mind. "Eh, what about all of us trying to kill each other? It'll be
kinda fun, we'll all get exercise, and that's sure to entertain the skooly audience."
Dib lowered a brow. "I said NO harming each other."
"C'mon! Just TRYING. No one will REALLY become seriously injured!" protested the Wing.
"No."
Tak walked into the room at this moment, having been summoned by the Bitters a few minutes ago.
"Any ideas yet?" the Irken in disguise questioned powerfully, stopping by the chattering group,
and making them jump up.
"Uh, no, not really, Tak," replied the Wing.
"As I expected. This party will get absolutely NOwhere fast," said Tak in response.
Dib shot her a glare. "Well, it's not like your attitude is helping us, you know."
"Well, my ATTITUDE and I have an idea already, that I'm sure is much better than any of the ones
you three may have come up with so far," growled Tak darkly.
Zim rolled his lensed eyes. "Let's HEAR it, TAK," he scoffed.
Tak put on an evil sneer, which made her team nervous. "I propose ...we all sing a song."
"Psh!" The Wing crossed her arms. "Do you honestly think anyone in this group has a decent
singing voice?"
Zim wore an indignant expression. "You JEST! It's a foolish plan for a SUCCESSFULLLLL show!!"
Dib shook his head. "No.. actually, it's a good idea..!"
"Of course," replied Tak smugly. "And as for vocal troubles.." She pulled a Voice-Alterer from
a pocket. (Like the one Zim used in 'FBI Warning of DOOM')
"Hey, that may not be on any rules book or anything, but isn't that sorta cheating, since this IS
a TALENT show?" asked the Dib.
"Whatever," groaned Fausta. "But we have less than an hour to come up with a tune and words."
Zim cracked his gloved knuckles. "Leave the song up to ZIIIIM!!"
"Oh, Styx.." groaned the Wing.
"It shall be a song... filled with invadey DOOM!!" continued the Irken.
This perked Tak's interest. "Hey, yes. A song about the four of us! Wonderful idea."
Fausta smirked. "Heh. This DOES sound intriguing."
Dib nodded. "Yeah, but about words, and a melody.."
The Wing blinked. The word 'melody' struck her.
"Comrades, how about we use the melody of an already existing song, and think up new words for
it??"
"And what song would this be, Wing-beast?" asked the Irken.
"A song from a video game I've played, called 'Melodies of Life'," she answered, shifting the
great weight of her metallic wings a bit.
"Alright. Let's get working." Tak sounded rather hopeful. She believed this could turn out to be
a good experience.
Dib agreed. "Let's hear how this song goes, and work on from there. We need to select parts for
each of us, and try to balance them out as evenly as possible, then we each write our own
sections."
** Ten minutes before the show
"SUCCESS!!" announced Zim, throwing his arms into the air in victory.
Tak glanced over their messy pages and shrugged. "Good enough."
Fausta grinned. "Wasn't this a fun experience??"
Both the words 'yes' and 'yeah...RIGHT' came upon the tip of everyones' tongue, but they all
stayed silent, and busied themselves, reading over their parts.
Dib snorted. "Now we have to go up in front of the whole skool and do this..." The Human groaned.
"It won't be that bad," retorted the Wing, fairly proud of their work.
A low hiss suddenly rung out from the front of the room. "..Children.... Head for the cafeteria,
WITH your performances READY..."
Mister Bitters pretty much slithered off, ahead of the class.
The team of doom exchanged confident glances and followed.
** The cafeteria
Mister Bitters looked about his students. They were all frightened to death, behind the stage,
all, except... THEM.. The green alien, the dark girl, the winged one, and the Swollen Eyeball
member.
Heh... Of all the groups... THEM. It was funny how they could work together so well. Not a funny
'haha', or even a funny 'hehe', a funny 'strange'.
The Bitters narrowed his eyes, and his gleaming oval glasses narrowed with them.
"ZIM! Your party goes up first!" the instructor barked.
The party froze at the cold voice, and hurried onto stage.
A male announcer at the microphone peeked behind the red curatins, at the group assembled there.
"Ummm... okay... For our first ah.. TALENTED team for our talent show, we have four fre-- um, I
mean four WONDERFUL students..."
He had a bit of an eye twitch.
"Uh, a green skinned guy with no uh.. ears or nose, but a great deal of TALENT..." he looked at
the paper he held. "Uh, ZIM!!"
None of the four moved.
The announcer's eye twitched again, and he sharply motioned for Zim to step out.
The Irken did so, but reluctantly. He smiled nervously at the vast audience and waved.
"Ah, uh. GREETINGS, Earthenoids! I AM ZIIIIM!!!"
"Yeah, we heard already!" cried out some random girl.
Crumpled paper balls hit Zim lightly in the head, and belly.
"Argh, my squeedilyspooch!!" he cried, clutching the 'wound'.
T.O "He's THAT sensitive?" asked Dib bluntly.
Tak snorted. "Pathetic."
The announcer guy coughed, and resumed his announcing.
"And... the winged, feathery wonder.. uh.. Dib??"
Fausta slaps her blushing face, and Dib groans.
"Oh wait, nevermind, the wingy girl must be Fausta, but.. huh, the records say she's a boy...
Weird.."
(Obviously, the announcer's smarter than most people in the world of IZ! He can recognize things
out of the ordinary, and see that Fausta is indeed female.)
The announcer guy coughs. "Whatever.."
The Onyx Wing shrugs, and hops out. She glances at the sea of watching Humans, and promptly
passes out in her initial stage fright.
Zim snickers. "Weak Wing-beast." Another paperball hits him. "OW!!"
The announcer sighs. "Ehh... next, is the ever-trenchcoat-wearing Dib! I can't believe it,
people! It's SUMMER! Let's give a warm hand to this grand young fellow!"
Dib walks out from behind the thick red curtains, waving meekly.
There is no applause for him, but a single pair of hands, in the front row of benches.
A girl in pastel green, smiling and cheering the teen boy on. "Do your best, Dib."
Dib already pale visage flushes, and he scratches the back of his head, as people wonder why that
girl was encouraging one of the three great freaks.
"Aaaaand," continued the announcer guy, "Last, and perhaps not least, Tak, the hideous blue
haired girl!"
Tak steps out with a half-frown, her hands straight at her sides. She kicks at Fausta's side, to
wake her up.
The Wing cringes, stands, and tries not to faint again.
The announcer gives Zim the microphone after saying one last thing, "And now, for your talent-
hungry appetites, here is your first performance! Bye!"
He runs offstage. Very quickly.
Zim is sweating a bit, but he quickly works up a Zim-confident tone and smirk.
"Now, Earth-stink! Listen with your EARS, as we four dazzle you to the brink of your sanity with
our grand song of DOOM!!"
The other three were actually really surprised that the male Irken wasn't trying to take all the
credit.
"It is called 'Melody of DOOM'! Enjoy it, ENJOY IT, or face the wrath of ZIIIiiiimmm and his
song-writers-in-arms!" threatened Zim in third person, as he did often.
The Irken gestured to Fausta to start off the song with her part.
The Wing closed her eyes to block out the sight of the watching Humans, and sang.
Fausta:
You think I'd fall to you? (she demands, pointing to Dib, who sneers.)
Well, you're gonna be surprised! :D
I'll sweep away your world (sweeping motion with an arm and a wing)
Right before your swollen eyes!! (Dib scowls)
Like invaders before me, I will not fail!
It will beeee meee, whom that you hail! (evil grin, and motions to Dib)
Dib: (clears throat)
Your evilness is great,
But you yourselves are not. (glares at his team)
I'll stop any doomer
Like my conscience has me taught!
Never shall I lose to aliens like you! (Fausta mouths that she is NOT an alien.)
You can never beat me; I'm not a fool. (signals Zim)
Zim: (haughitly and enthusiastically)
GIVE UP, foul Human-beaaaast!! (Dib frowns)
You're sadder than an old sack of meaaat! (Dib frowns more)
I. SHALL. RULE! (powerful sounding)
The mighty Zim's glory is EEEEternaaaaal!! (Tak starts before Zim signals)
Tak: (in a beautiful voice. Now we know why she chose singing, huh?)
I SEE through your minds, (a hand to her head, and pointing at her team)
CLEAR as summers' days.
Simple beings, you'll suffer... :)
In agonyyyy!!! ("I knew I should've read these first..." mumbles Dib)
Your screams will go on and on...! (everyone looks scared, and Tak smiles)
Like melodies of bliss,
My happiness shall flow out from those cries!
For years... and beyond... (waves a dismissive gloved hand to Fausta)
Fausta: (trying very hard to sound as good as Tak)
Soaring high above, (stretches wings to full span)
In both body and the mind,
My abilities, though mortal,
are still the BEST of your time!
The Earth is mine! Submit!! (to Dib)
Don't make it so difficult.
Can't you see, your fates lie... (to the audience)
In this Human dolt! (smiles to Dib)
Dib: (rolls his eyes)
Destiny WILL turn for you. (to the team)
And in a BAD way, I know this is truuue.
Mankind will previal!
I am their visionary,
And sav-i-oooor!!
Tak: (cutting in again)
A FOOL from my past (glowers at Zim)
Keeps me to this world!
And soon, I assure you,
his time will coooome!!
And end full of vile things!!
Meats of pure evil, (thinks about her meat factory)
And more, obey my every saaay!
So, get out of ...my way! (shoves through her three team members)
However, something goes wrong here, as one of Tak's hands is a bit low, and hits Zim in his
squeedilyspooch. The male Irken seizes up in pain, and cannot sing while groaning in pain.
And it's HIS part up next! It was also the finale!!
Tak doesn't seem to mind though, and just chuckles.
Fausta and Dib look at each other. They couldn't take Zim's part. It didn't fit either of them!
And they could just do an entire song section improv style!
The team thinks that their grand performance has gone to a horrible end, when a new singer picks
up the song.
A spooky and soft, yet stern voice, the voice of Dea.
Dea:
And more problems come...,
To discover, ...to destroy.
All with their different reasons
To be their way. (motions to Zim and his team, who seem disturbed)
Doom shall rain upon you all. (she didn't mean Dib too, when she said this, though)
I'll make sure of it.
After all, I've nothing better to doooo...
As long as.... I'm around you... (Dea and Zim exchange doom-glares)
The audience of hi skoolers are silent as the song ends, and the whole room is for a moment,
under a strange quiet.
Then, a sound of clapping is heard, but from a strange one-- Mister Bitters.
Upon seeing this, the members of the skool faculty, and the students begin to applaud as well.
Dear, dear, what a sound!
The great plaudits boost the already-very-arrogant Human's, Irkens', and Wing's egoes up several
notches.
Their pride gets the better of them, and they all bow generously, fairly dripping with
haughtiness.
Yet, later on, after all the commotion and excitement, the four separately wonder why Dea had
jumped up on stage and saved their misfortunate selves.
Was it because Dib was with them?
Was it a convenient and stylish way to convey her doom-warning to them?
And, as the mighty trio of this fic are heading down the same street, each toward their different
homes (though Fausta still couldn't get into hers), the Human notes something.
Dib speeded up to get in front of his two rivals, and turned to face them, continuing to walk.
"Hey, you know what?"
"What?" questioned the Irken back, in his usual almighty manner.
"Quid?" asked the Wing curiously, and in Latin too, just to add a bit more difference, in this
very different day.
"We all completely forgot to USE Tak's voice-altering-thingy, and we all sounded pretty good
anyway!" answered the Dib.
o.o;; The three looked at each other, rather disbelieving.
And then, Dib tripped on a piece of uneven sidewalk concrete, and fell over.
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pureVENOM: Yaaay!! I found this rather fun to write! Mister Bitters is a valde mysterious one.
And they worked together so NICELY (heh, sure)! You know, in their own kind of nice. ^_^;;;;
So anyway, if any readers here are humongous Final Fantasy fans (mecoughme!), you may know the
tune of 'Melodies of Life', which would be kewl, 'cause then you could sing the Melodies of DOOM
lyrics out! ^____^;;;; Lol. Anyhoo, hope you enjoyed!
Da Lesson o' This Chapter: It's hard to walk backwards on a sidewalk. (Apparently for Dib and I,
anyway.)
~*~Melodies of DOOM
You think I'd fall to you?
Well, you're gonna be surprised.
I'll sweep away your world,
right before your SWOLLEN eyes.
Like invaders before me, I will not fail.
It will beeeee meee, whom that you hail.
Your evilness is great,
but you yourself are not.
I stop any doomer
like my conscience has me taught!
Never shall I lose to aliens like you!
You can never beat me; I'm not a fool.
Give up, foul Human-beaaast!!
You're sadder than an old sack of meaaat!
I. SHALL. RULE!
The mighty Zim's glory is EEEEE-ternaaaal!!
I see through your minds,
clear as summer day.
Simple beings, you'll suffer...
in agonyyyy!!
Your screams will go on and on...!
Like melodies of bliss,
my happiness shall flow out from those cries!
For years and beyond...
Soaring high above,
in both body and the mind,
my abilities, though mortal,
are still the BEST of your time!
Earth is mine! Submit!!
Don't make it so difficult.
Can't you see, your fates lie in...
this Human dolt!
Destiny WILL turn for you.
And in a BAD way, I know this is true.
Mankind will prevail!
I'm their visionary,
and savioooor!!
A FOOL from my past
keeps me to this world!
And soon, I assure you,
his time will coooome!!
An end full of vile things!!
Meats of pure evil,
and more, obey my every saaay!
So, get out of my waaay!
And more problems come,
to discover, ...to destroy.
All with different reasons
to be their way.
Doom shall rain upon you all.
I'll make sure of it.
After all, I've nothing better tooo doooo...
as long as......I'm around you...