The rather dubious gang who now consist of Yuri, Alice, Zhuzhen, Zidane,
Cloud, Squall and Sephiroth are in a dark alley in Fengtian, all smoking
dope except ALICE.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!" remarks Yuri.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee indeed!!" agrees Zhuzhen.
"Who the fuck is he?" asks Cloud.
"Some old fart we picked up in Xioyang Village." Yuri informs him.
"I was wondering that." says Alice.
"You're meant to know,' says Yuri, "you're the sane one."
Squall notices something. "Hey, Alice, why aren't you taking any?" He waves his joint under Alice's nose.
'What's wrong with not taking any, eh?' Sephy says. 'It won't help you become God.'
"Ummmmmm. . ."says Alice awkwardly. Fortunately for her, there is a deafening nearby explosion. Yuri, Zhuzhen, Zidane, Squall and Sephiroth all yell various profanities. Alice remains silent yet shocked. I think we all know who we can blame for the blast.
"Hi guys!" says Margarete.
"Hi Margarete!" says Yuri.
"You don't know my name yet" she reminds him.
"It's Margaret, right?" asks Zidane.
"E! With an E!" she yells.
"O.K, Margaret." says Cloud. MargaretE goes mental.
"EEE!! eeeeeeee!!! eeee!! EEE!!!!" And with that she pulls out a giant inflatable letter E and starts attacking the unfortunate group with it.
***
Behind a nearby dustbin, Roger Bacon is talking to himself in a perfectly sane and not in the least bit psychotic way.
"Ha ha ha! I am evil! Ha ha ha-choo!!!!!!" And, bizzarly, his mucus membranes produce a moogle. Which, even more bizzarely, is wearing a pink bra and thong. "Hmm," he muses. "I have an idea. . ."
Will Alice take drugs? Will anyone get Margaret(E)'s name right? And what the hell is Roger Bacon gonna do with that erotic moogle? Tune in next chapter to have these (and EVEN more),stupid questions answered.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!" remarks Yuri.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee indeed!!" agrees Zhuzhen.
"Who the fuck is he?" asks Cloud.
"Some old fart we picked up in Xioyang Village." Yuri informs him.
"I was wondering that." says Alice.
"You're meant to know,' says Yuri, "you're the sane one."
Squall notices something. "Hey, Alice, why aren't you taking any?" He waves his joint under Alice's nose.
'What's wrong with not taking any, eh?' Sephy says. 'It won't help you become God.'
"Ummmmmm. . ."says Alice awkwardly. Fortunately for her, there is a deafening nearby explosion. Yuri, Zhuzhen, Zidane, Squall and Sephiroth all yell various profanities. Alice remains silent yet shocked. I think we all know who we can blame for the blast.
"Hi guys!" says Margarete.
"Hi Margarete!" says Yuri.
"You don't know my name yet" she reminds him.
"It's Margaret, right?" asks Zidane.
"E! With an E!" she yells.
"O.K, Margaret." says Cloud. MargaretE goes mental.
"EEE!! eeeeeeee!!! eeee!! EEE!!!!" And with that she pulls out a giant inflatable letter E and starts attacking the unfortunate group with it.
***
Behind a nearby dustbin, Roger Bacon is talking to himself in a perfectly sane and not in the least bit psychotic way.
"Ha ha ha! I am evil! Ha ha ha-choo!!!!!!" And, bizzarly, his mucus membranes produce a moogle. Which, even more bizzarely, is wearing a pink bra and thong. "Hmm," he muses. "I have an idea. . ."
Will Alice take drugs? Will anyone get Margaret(E)'s name right? And what the hell is Roger Bacon gonna do with that erotic moogle? Tune in next chapter to have these (and EVEN more),stupid questions answered.