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Chapter 11: Bori and the Seven Dwarves
Sam and Frodo looked confused. " What's in Disney World?" Frodo inquired. " It would take too long to explain and we have to leave now because my mom'll be home by dark." I replied. " Roz, how're we getting in?" asked Harry. "I have an idea! Lee, get everyone ready, I'll be right back, I have to run home for a sec." she said. " Roz, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She flashed me a grin and ran out the door. I bolted upstaris, rummaged around under my bed, and pulled out a box. I brought it downstairs and was looking through it, when Roz burst back inside. She was also carrying a box. Inside our boxes were old Halloween costumes, and by mixing and matching we managed to outfit ourselves, our brothers, and the entire Fellowship. " This'll never work!" complained George who was dressed like a ninja. I looked around at the strange array of costumes ranging from Legolas as Robin Hood to Gimli as Minnie Mouse. "He's right, but do we really have a choice?" I said. "Crap! I died!" replied Gandalf dressed as a Pirate from the Carribbean. Roz straightened her Esmerelda outfit. " Everyone in my car! Let's move, move, MOVE!" she yelled in drill sargent fashion. I ran after her in my Peter Pan outfit and the others followed me. ~*~*~*~
After five pitstops and about an hour and a half of driving, we reached Disney as 10:30 and all piled out of the car. We trooped up to the main entrance and started to walk through, when a security guard stepped in front of us, blocking our path. "Can I help you?" I stood up tall. " Yes. We're here for the show." "What show?" the guard asked sounding amused. He looked particularly disbelieving when his eyes landed on Minnie Mouse Gimli holding his axe. "I can let you in with a weapon sir...ma'am..whatever you are." he said to Gimli. Aragorn smaked Gimli before he could respond. "In fact," the guard continued, " I can't let any of you in." "Why not?" asked Roz. " Because our Disney characters have to be here at 8:00 at the back entrance." "Oh." I turned to Gandalf. " Um..Gandalf?" I whispered. "Huh?" he looked up from the GameBoy ( Zelda). "Do something!" " Oh. Right." He stucj his staff in the air and casually spoke a few words. A mouse scurried up to the guard's feet. I was about to ask Gandalf what that was supposed to do, when the guard started shrieking like a little girl and ran off. The mouse innocently ran after him and we walked into the park " Can we get out of these rediculous outfits?" asked Elrond ( dressed as a ballerina princess, crown and all). "Do you have anything else to change into?" I asked. "No." replied Elrond disappointedly. "Well there you have it!" I said, laughing at his outfit. "I still don't see why Boromir would be here." said Merry( Captain Hook). "Follow me and you'll see!" I answered. Roz and I led our very large and strange group into the Magic Kingdom where all of the Disney characters were walking around. "They've got to be around here somewhere!" I muttered. We wandered around until George and Harry( the Mad Hatter) were both complaining that they're feet hurt, when I finally spotted what I was looking for. " Hi Sleep, Dopey, Doc, Boromir." I said and smiled laughingly. Boromir fixed his blue stocking cap and looked at me. "I am no longer Boromir. I am Bori and I am one of the 8 Dwarves." he replied defiantly. I tried to hold in my laughter at the site of Boromir in a Dwarf outfit surrounded by guys in Dwarf costumes, but when they started into a chorus of " Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To WorkWe Go." I lost it and doubled up in peals of laughter. By this time the rest of the group had gathered around and were either staring dumbfounded or in a state like mine. Gimli, however, was a different story altogether. He was staring at the scene with a look of anger and disgust as though he'd been personally insulted by the scum of Middle Earth. "These are not Dwarves!" he growled. " How dare they-" "Oh, get over it Gimli!" said Merry between gales of laughter. Gimli walked up to...Bori...and grabbed him by his belt, dragging him away from Snow White's Seven Dwarves. We all just followed as he pulled the protesting Borimir all the way to a drink stand near the Winnie the Pooh ride. " Don't ever consort with those impersonators again or my axe will take its toll!" Gimli growled. Boromir grinned. " You found me!" "Yeah," said Roz, " We did...Bori." Boromir grimaced. "Yeah, now I understand why there were only meant to be seven Dwarves!" I chuckled.
~ I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! Please review! Legolas'll give you a kiss if you do! Or who- ever your favorite character is! LoL Thanks for reading! ~*~WaNdA~*~
Chapter 11: Bori and the Seven Dwarves
Sam and Frodo looked confused. " What's in Disney World?" Frodo inquired. " It would take too long to explain and we have to leave now because my mom'll be home by dark." I replied. " Roz, how're we getting in?" asked Harry. "I have an idea! Lee, get everyone ready, I'll be right back, I have to run home for a sec." she said. " Roz, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She flashed me a grin and ran out the door. I bolted upstaris, rummaged around under my bed, and pulled out a box. I brought it downstairs and was looking through it, when Roz burst back inside. She was also carrying a box. Inside our boxes were old Halloween costumes, and by mixing and matching we managed to outfit ourselves, our brothers, and the entire Fellowship. " This'll never work!" complained George who was dressed like a ninja. I looked around at the strange array of costumes ranging from Legolas as Robin Hood to Gimli as Minnie Mouse. "He's right, but do we really have a choice?" I said. "Crap! I died!" replied Gandalf dressed as a Pirate from the Carribbean. Roz straightened her Esmerelda outfit. " Everyone in my car! Let's move, move, MOVE!" she yelled in drill sargent fashion. I ran after her in my Peter Pan outfit and the others followed me. ~*~*~*~
After five pitstops and about an hour and a half of driving, we reached Disney as 10:30 and all piled out of the car. We trooped up to the main entrance and started to walk through, when a security guard stepped in front of us, blocking our path. "Can I help you?" I stood up tall. " Yes. We're here for the show." "What show?" the guard asked sounding amused. He looked particularly disbelieving when his eyes landed on Minnie Mouse Gimli holding his axe. "I can let you in with a weapon sir...ma'am..whatever you are." he said to Gimli. Aragorn smaked Gimli before he could respond. "In fact," the guard continued, " I can't let any of you in." "Why not?" asked Roz. " Because our Disney characters have to be here at 8:00 at the back entrance." "Oh." I turned to Gandalf. " Um..Gandalf?" I whispered. "Huh?" he looked up from the GameBoy ( Zelda). "Do something!" " Oh. Right." He stucj his staff in the air and casually spoke a few words. A mouse scurried up to the guard's feet. I was about to ask Gandalf what that was supposed to do, when the guard started shrieking like a little girl and ran off. The mouse innocently ran after him and we walked into the park " Can we get out of these rediculous outfits?" asked Elrond ( dressed as a ballerina princess, crown and all). "Do you have anything else to change into?" I asked. "No." replied Elrond disappointedly. "Well there you have it!" I said, laughing at his outfit. "I still don't see why Boromir would be here." said Merry( Captain Hook). "Follow me and you'll see!" I answered. Roz and I led our very large and strange group into the Magic Kingdom where all of the Disney characters were walking around. "They've got to be around here somewhere!" I muttered. We wandered around until George and Harry( the Mad Hatter) were both complaining that they're feet hurt, when I finally spotted what I was looking for. " Hi Sleep, Dopey, Doc, Boromir." I said and smiled laughingly. Boromir fixed his blue stocking cap and looked at me. "I am no longer Boromir. I am Bori and I am one of the 8 Dwarves." he replied defiantly. I tried to hold in my laughter at the site of Boromir in a Dwarf outfit surrounded by guys in Dwarf costumes, but when they started into a chorus of " Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To WorkWe Go." I lost it and doubled up in peals of laughter. By this time the rest of the group had gathered around and were either staring dumbfounded or in a state like mine. Gimli, however, was a different story altogether. He was staring at the scene with a look of anger and disgust as though he'd been personally insulted by the scum of Middle Earth. "These are not Dwarves!" he growled. " How dare they-" "Oh, get over it Gimli!" said Merry between gales of laughter. Gimli walked up to...Bori...and grabbed him by his belt, dragging him away from Snow White's Seven Dwarves. We all just followed as he pulled the protesting Borimir all the way to a drink stand near the Winnie the Pooh ride. " Don't ever consort with those impersonators again or my axe will take its toll!" Gimli growled. Boromir grinned. " You found me!" "Yeah," said Roz, " We did...Bori." Boromir grimaced. "Yeah, now I understand why there were only meant to be seven Dwarves!" I chuckled.
~ I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! Please review! Legolas'll give you a kiss if you do! Or who- ever your favorite character is! LoL Thanks for reading! ~*~WaNdA~*~