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Author's Note: Yay! I finally finished the next chapter!! Sorry it took me so long. I've been really busy and had a slight case of writer's block. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please review!
Chapter 12: It's a Small World
It was beginning to get hot outside, so we paid $5 for drinks all around as yet another female cashier rung us up wrong, distracted by Legolas.
" You know, Elf, you are good for something after all!" said Gimli, happily slurping Coke through the straw of his souvinier cup.
Aragorn scratched his Bob Marley wig and stared at his drink. " What is this stuff?"
"Yeah!" piped up Pip, "It's all tingly going down!" Roz smiled. " It's Coke. Soda." Elrond was sipping his drink, still fumng about being in his ballerina costume. I thought for a moment. " Hey you guys." All attention turned to me. " I know a ride that's fun, and dark so no one will see you in your costumes." "Where? Let's go!" Elrond was now as alert as a hobbit when mushrooms were mentioned. " The Haunted House!" I told everyone. " Haunted?" Sam looked a bit nervous. " Sam, after Shelob, we can handle anything." Frodo assured his friend. " That ride is so stupid!" complained George.
" Too bad. Let's go." I led the way past the Winnie the Pooh ride and was on my way out of the Magic Kingdom, when I heard a familiar song and stopped dead in my tracks. Roz, George, Harry, and the Fellowship all collided with me. " Hey!" shouted Roz indignantly, "What're you doing?" I pointed. " We have to go on! There's almost no line!" George looked like he was going to be sick. "Lee, why do you want to go on 'It's a Small World'?" "Because it's a cute ride." I replied, " Besides, I love all the signs at the end saying 'Good-Bye' in all different languages." He just rolled his eyes. I looked back at the others and saw Pippin bobbing his head to the music.
" C'mon, let's go." I led our grumbling group into the colorful building. For some reason there was literally no line and we ended up in front. The employee who was supposed to let us on the ride had shining white hair and was looking down, muttering at a paper. We waited a few minutes for the person to realize that we were there, but to no avail.
Suddenly, the person looked up. " Aren't you unsufferable little twits gone yet?" he asked grumpily. Our entire group stood staring in shock at the old man as he lifted his head to face us. "What?" asked George, " Who's he?" "Sarumon!" hissed Gandalf, actually slipping the GameBoy into the folds of his robes. Sarumon screamed like a little girl, then broke down in tears. " WHY?" he bellowed, " Why add MORE to my torture! Them of ALL creatures!" He continued to whine as we all watched, bewiledered.
Finally, Elrond walked up and smacked Sarumon across the face to get him to shut up. "Why are you here?" asked Harry. Sarumon became his sinister self. " Well why are you here little boy?" he retaliated. " Vacation." said Roz shortly, stepping in front of Harry, "You?" Sarumon sighed and read off the paper he'd been grumbling at. " Sarumon the White you are hereby comdemmed to a lifetime and beyond in a Small World. This punishment is due to your previous style of life being sinister and evil.
Have a nice eternity, The Higher Power
" Doesn't seem like much of a punishment to me." I scoffed. Sarumon's eyes gained a crazed look to them. " Can you imagine what it does to a wizard having to hear that annoying song over and over again, day after day?!" He then proceeded to treat us to a sarcastic rendition of " It's a Small World".
I heard laughter behind me and turned to see a large group of small children. " Well guys, looks like Sarumon's going to have his hands full. Let's leave him to it, shall we?" I said. grinning.
Sarumon begged us not to leave, but we gave him a cheerful " Good- Bye!" and walked out. Our last sight before we turned was of several little kids hanging from his robes, beard, and sleeves. Sarumon looked like he was about to cry.
~ Well? How was it? Let me know in a review and I'll try and get the next chapter up quicker! Thanks for reading!~
~*WaNdA*~
Author's Note: Yay! I finally finished the next chapter!! Sorry it took me so long. I've been really busy and had a slight case of writer's block. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this chapter. Please review!
Chapter 12: It's a Small World
It was beginning to get hot outside, so we paid $5 for drinks all around as yet another female cashier rung us up wrong, distracted by Legolas.
" You know, Elf, you are good for something after all!" said Gimli, happily slurping Coke through the straw of his souvinier cup.
Aragorn scratched his Bob Marley wig and stared at his drink. " What is this stuff?"
"Yeah!" piped up Pip, "It's all tingly going down!" Roz smiled. " It's Coke. Soda." Elrond was sipping his drink, still fumng about being in his ballerina costume. I thought for a moment. " Hey you guys." All attention turned to me. " I know a ride that's fun, and dark so no one will see you in your costumes." "Where? Let's go!" Elrond was now as alert as a hobbit when mushrooms were mentioned. " The Haunted House!" I told everyone. " Haunted?" Sam looked a bit nervous. " Sam, after Shelob, we can handle anything." Frodo assured his friend. " That ride is so stupid!" complained George.
" Too bad. Let's go." I led the way past the Winnie the Pooh ride and was on my way out of the Magic Kingdom, when I heard a familiar song and stopped dead in my tracks. Roz, George, Harry, and the Fellowship all collided with me. " Hey!" shouted Roz indignantly, "What're you doing?" I pointed. " We have to go on! There's almost no line!" George looked like he was going to be sick. "Lee, why do you want to go on 'It's a Small World'?" "Because it's a cute ride." I replied, " Besides, I love all the signs at the end saying 'Good-Bye' in all different languages." He just rolled his eyes. I looked back at the others and saw Pippin bobbing his head to the music.
" C'mon, let's go." I led our grumbling group into the colorful building. For some reason there was literally no line and we ended up in front. The employee who was supposed to let us on the ride had shining white hair and was looking down, muttering at a paper. We waited a few minutes for the person to realize that we were there, but to no avail.
Suddenly, the person looked up. " Aren't you unsufferable little twits gone yet?" he asked grumpily. Our entire group stood staring in shock at the old man as he lifted his head to face us. "What?" asked George, " Who's he?" "Sarumon!" hissed Gandalf, actually slipping the GameBoy into the folds of his robes. Sarumon screamed like a little girl, then broke down in tears. " WHY?" he bellowed, " Why add MORE to my torture! Them of ALL creatures!" He continued to whine as we all watched, bewiledered.
Finally, Elrond walked up and smacked Sarumon across the face to get him to shut up. "Why are you here?" asked Harry. Sarumon became his sinister self. " Well why are you here little boy?" he retaliated. " Vacation." said Roz shortly, stepping in front of Harry, "You?" Sarumon sighed and read off the paper he'd been grumbling at. " Sarumon the White you are hereby comdemmed to a lifetime and beyond in a Small World. This punishment is due to your previous style of life being sinister and evil.
Have a nice eternity, The Higher Power
" Doesn't seem like much of a punishment to me." I scoffed. Sarumon's eyes gained a crazed look to them. " Can you imagine what it does to a wizard having to hear that annoying song over and over again, day after day?!" He then proceeded to treat us to a sarcastic rendition of " It's a Small World".
I heard laughter behind me and turned to see a large group of small children. " Well guys, looks like Sarumon's going to have his hands full. Let's leave him to it, shall we?" I said. grinning.
Sarumon begged us not to leave, but we gave him a cheerful " Good- Bye!" and walked out. Our last sight before we turned was of several little kids hanging from his robes, beard, and sleeves. Sarumon looked like he was about to cry.
~ Well? How was it? Let me know in a review and I'll try and get the next chapter up quicker! Thanks for reading!~
~*WaNdA*~