A/N:Um I can't really think of anything to say in this author's note so why
don't we just get on with the story. Shall we?
"So tell us Rory how does it feel like to be a married woman?" Lane asked excitedly.
Rory, Paris, Lane, Sookie, and Lorelai were at the Crap Shack for an old fashioned slumber party.
"Um nothing really." Rory said after thinking about it.
"Nothing! That means Rory has been notty before she got married." Lorelai chirped up.
Rory rolled her eyes as an "Ooohhh!" echoed among the girls.
"How old are yall? Twelve?" Rory asked. They all just rolled their eyes and jumped on Rory and started ticking her.
"GET OFF!" Rory screemed a little too loudly. Paris, Lane, and Lorelai jumped back, surprised at her temper.
"Rory, hon are you okay? Lately you've seemed so ... un-Roryish." Lorelai said.
"Ish? (Turns to lane and paris) Since when do I have an ish?"
"It's true, you have an ish." Lane said knowingly. Paris nodded, agreeing.
"Hello! I was talking. Honey what's been going on?" Lorelai asked.
"Well, I'm ..." Just then her cell phone rang. She looked at the caller ID and it said "Tristan DuGrey". Rory smiled and was about to answer the phone when Lorelai grabbed it.
"Nu uh! No talking to Bible Boy on a girls night out."
"Mom! Come on, give me the phone." Rory reached for it but Lorelai jumped back and answered it.
"Speak now or forever hold your peace."
"Mary?" Tristan asked confused.
"Nope this is Lorelai."
"Oh hi Lorelai, can I speak to my Mary?"
"Nope, sorry but maybe you weren't informed. This is a girl's night out NO BOYS ALLOWED!"
"But-" Lorelai hung up the phone on him and smiled evilly. Rory was pouting with her arms crossed.
"Mom, I wanted to talk to him."
"don't worry MARY you can talk to him anytime just not tonight."
Rory blushed when her mom called her Mary. That was a name specially reserved for Tristan. Even though he no longer called her that to torment her, it was still her special nick name. She was in for a long night.
A couple of hours later, all of the girls were full with Sookie's baking and they were tired out from playing games. They were all asleep except Rory. She snuck into the bathroom with her cell phone and began dialing a familiar number.
"Hello?" said a very tired voice.
"Sorry hon did I wake you?"
"It's okay Mary. What was Lorelai talking about when she hung up on me? Wait, why did she hang up on me?"
"Oh, she didn't want me to talk to you because she said it was a night away from men."
"I'm wounded. Really Mary I'm feeling very unwanted."
"If you were unwanted I wouldn't be talking to you right now."
"Good point"
"I miss you."
"I saw you yesterday afternoon."
"What, you don't miss me?"
" No! I mean Yes! Of course I do!"
" Yeah yeah sure you do. So what have you been doing without me?"
"Invited a couple of people over to watch football."
"Oh god! There must be a mess."
"Don't worry, I cleaned it all up."
"Uh huh, I guess I'm going to have to reclean when I get home."
"I miss your spaghetti."
"Ah yes my famous spaghetti. Good thing I took those cooking classes at Yale."
"Yes good thing. I don't know if I would've married you if you could only make poptarts and coffee."
"Yes you would have."
" Hmm, I guess your right."
"I know I'm right. So what did you have for dinner because I know you can't cook."
"Jess made some burgers."
"It's amazing how working in a diner for a year can give someone cooking skills for the rest of their life. How is Jess doing by the way?"
"Great, he's going to be stationed in Iraq for the next three weeks though."
"I'm glad I changed my mind about being an overseas correspondent."
"Me too. I don't know if I would be able to stand being away from you so long."
"Suck up."
"I try." Just then Rory heard some noise.
"Babe, I gotta go. I think they're waking up. They'll burn me at the stake if they find out I'm violating the no boys rule."
"Okay love you Mary bye."
"Love you too."
Rory hung up the phone and went back into the living room with a smile on her face to meet four pairs of eyes glaring at her. "hehe, um hi guys. I was just you know. Using the bathroom." Rory laughed nervously.
"And who were you talking to?" Lane asked.
"No one. Oh no, um why did you think I was talking to some one.
"Hand over the phone DuGrey." Paris demanded.
"You have to catch me first." Rory challenged. They ran all around the house a couple of times until the were back in the living room sprawled out over the couch.
"I don't see how I used to do this." Rory groaned.
"I think I need to go to the gym. I haven't excersized in ages." Paris complained.
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"Tristan I'm home!" Rory called. She went into her bedroom and saw Tristan stretched out on the bed. She dropped her back on the floor, then sat down on the bed next to him.
"Wake up sleeping beauty." she whispered in his ear, then she kissed his cheek.
"Why Mary, I never knew you thought I was beautiful." Tristan smirked. Rory rolled her eyes and went into the bathroom to change. She came out wearing a large Harvard T-Shirt and crawled in the bed with Tristan. Tristan rolled over and wrapped his arm around her shoulders. Rory propped her head up on her hand and took a deep breath.
"Tristan I have something to tell you."
"Hmm" Tristan said , his head was buried in Rory's hair.
"I'm pregnant."
A/N: Dun dun dun dun, dun du dun dun duuuuuuunnnnnn!!!!! (Sings) Rory's having a baby, daddy is going crazy, if it's a boy i'll give it a toy, if it's a girl I'll give it a curl, if it's twins I'll (spots annoyed readers) whoops sorry. Okay well that's all for now. Review if you want the next chapter. And believe me, Rory is not going to be one of those cheery pregnant women. Review for more! Oh I just wanted to tell you guys one more thing: I love it when you review. Whether it's good or bad, happy or sad just review because like to know what you guys think.
"So tell us Rory how does it feel like to be a married woman?" Lane asked excitedly.
Rory, Paris, Lane, Sookie, and Lorelai were at the Crap Shack for an old fashioned slumber party.
"Um nothing really." Rory said after thinking about it.
"Nothing! That means Rory has been notty before she got married." Lorelai chirped up.
Rory rolled her eyes as an "Ooohhh!" echoed among the girls.
"How old are yall? Twelve?" Rory asked. They all just rolled their eyes and jumped on Rory and started ticking her.
"GET OFF!" Rory screemed a little too loudly. Paris, Lane, and Lorelai jumped back, surprised at her temper.
"Rory, hon are you okay? Lately you've seemed so ... un-Roryish." Lorelai said.
"Ish? (Turns to lane and paris) Since when do I have an ish?"
"It's true, you have an ish." Lane said knowingly. Paris nodded, agreeing.
"Hello! I was talking. Honey what's been going on?" Lorelai asked.
"Well, I'm ..." Just then her cell phone rang. She looked at the caller ID and it said "Tristan DuGrey". Rory smiled and was about to answer the phone when Lorelai grabbed it.
"Nu uh! No talking to Bible Boy on a girls night out."
"Mom! Come on, give me the phone." Rory reached for it but Lorelai jumped back and answered it.
"Speak now or forever hold your peace."
"Mary?" Tristan asked confused.
"Nope this is Lorelai."
"Oh hi Lorelai, can I speak to my Mary?"
"Nope, sorry but maybe you weren't informed. This is a girl's night out NO BOYS ALLOWED!"
"But-" Lorelai hung up the phone on him and smiled evilly. Rory was pouting with her arms crossed.
"Mom, I wanted to talk to him."
"don't worry MARY you can talk to him anytime just not tonight."
Rory blushed when her mom called her Mary. That was a name specially reserved for Tristan. Even though he no longer called her that to torment her, it was still her special nick name. She was in for a long night.
A couple of hours later, all of the girls were full with Sookie's baking and they were tired out from playing games. They were all asleep except Rory. She snuck into the bathroom with her cell phone and began dialing a familiar number.
"Hello?" said a very tired voice.
"Sorry hon did I wake you?"
"It's okay Mary. What was Lorelai talking about when she hung up on me? Wait, why did she hang up on me?"
"Oh, she didn't want me to talk to you because she said it was a night away from men."
"I'm wounded. Really Mary I'm feeling very unwanted."
"If you were unwanted I wouldn't be talking to you right now."
"Good point"
"I miss you."
"I saw you yesterday afternoon."
"What, you don't miss me?"
" No! I mean Yes! Of course I do!"
" Yeah yeah sure you do. So what have you been doing without me?"
"Invited a couple of people over to watch football."
"Oh god! There must be a mess."
"Don't worry, I cleaned it all up."
"Uh huh, I guess I'm going to have to reclean when I get home."
"I miss your spaghetti."
"Ah yes my famous spaghetti. Good thing I took those cooking classes at Yale."
"Yes good thing. I don't know if I would've married you if you could only make poptarts and coffee."
"Yes you would have."
" Hmm, I guess your right."
"I know I'm right. So what did you have for dinner because I know you can't cook."
"Jess made some burgers."
"It's amazing how working in a diner for a year can give someone cooking skills for the rest of their life. How is Jess doing by the way?"
"Great, he's going to be stationed in Iraq for the next three weeks though."
"I'm glad I changed my mind about being an overseas correspondent."
"Me too. I don't know if I would be able to stand being away from you so long."
"Suck up."
"I try." Just then Rory heard some noise.
"Babe, I gotta go. I think they're waking up. They'll burn me at the stake if they find out I'm violating the no boys rule."
"Okay love you Mary bye."
"Love you too."
Rory hung up the phone and went back into the living room with a smile on her face to meet four pairs of eyes glaring at her. "hehe, um hi guys. I was just you know. Using the bathroom." Rory laughed nervously.
"And who were you talking to?" Lane asked.
"No one. Oh no, um why did you think I was talking to some one.
"Hand over the phone DuGrey." Paris demanded.
"You have to catch me first." Rory challenged. They ran all around the house a couple of times until the were back in the living room sprawled out over the couch.
"I don't see how I used to do this." Rory groaned.
"I think I need to go to the gym. I haven't excersized in ages." Paris complained.
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"Tristan I'm home!" Rory called. She went into her bedroom and saw Tristan stretched out on the bed. She dropped her back on the floor, then sat down on the bed next to him.
"Wake up sleeping beauty." she whispered in his ear, then she kissed his cheek.
"Why Mary, I never knew you thought I was beautiful." Tristan smirked. Rory rolled her eyes and went into the bathroom to change. She came out wearing a large Harvard T-Shirt and crawled in the bed with Tristan. Tristan rolled over and wrapped his arm around her shoulders. Rory propped her head up on her hand and took a deep breath.
"Tristan I have something to tell you."
"Hmm" Tristan said , his head was buried in Rory's hair.
"I'm pregnant."
A/N: Dun dun dun dun, dun du dun dun duuuuuuunnnnnn!!!!! (Sings) Rory's having a baby, daddy is going crazy, if it's a boy i'll give it a toy, if it's a girl I'll give it a curl, if it's twins I'll (spots annoyed readers) whoops sorry. Okay well that's all for now. Review if you want the next chapter. And believe me, Rory is not going to be one of those cheery pregnant women. Review for more! Oh I just wanted to tell you guys one more thing: I love it when you review. Whether it's good or bad, happy or sad just review because like to know what you guys think.