Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix



Disclaimer.





Lauren- Ok. Now for the disclaimer.

Sirius- Can I do it?

Lauren- Sure.

Sirius- Ok, none of the characters belong to Lauren.

Lauren- They do! Sirius- Ok, some of the characters belong to Lauren.. Lauren- And. Sirius- They belong to almighty JK. Lauren- Keep going. Sirius- All she owns is the plot, a monkey named Doger and these lovely characters: Let's see. :: Starts to tick off the characters on his fingers:: there's Melody, Sam, Jess, Rach, Charlie and a lot of others. You know, any you don't recognize.

Right, that's that! Enjoy the story!













Chapter 2

Harry landed with a THUD on the floor. He looked around and found himself in a huge house covered in marble flooring. He looked on the floor. There was a big, black, sooty patch on the floor.

'Oops.' He said. 'HARRY!' Someone shouted from across the room. A very pretty lady of about 30, with dark brown hair and the darkest brown eyes he had ever seen rushed over to him and hugged him tightly. 'Harry, this is your Aunt Charlotte.' Dumbledore said, lightly, a small smile playing on his face. Charlotte glared at Dumbledore, then turned back to Harry and let go of him. 'Call me Charlie, ok?' 'Umm, ok.' Harry replied, in a small voice. 'Sorry about the soot on the floor.' 'Don't worry! It takes, what, two seconds to clean up.' She said, smiling. 'Is he here yet?' A mans voice called. 'He's not, but Harry is!' Charlie called back. 'Ha ha, very funny!' A tall man came through the door. He had brown eyes, as dark as Charlie's and brown hair as messy as Harry's. 'Not really.' Charlie turned back to Harry. 'This is my little brother Ryan, or Uncle Ryan to you.' 'Hey mate! I'm your Uncle Ryan.' He hugged Harry as well, and then ruffled his hair. 'Your hair's just as messy as mine and your fathers.' 'He's here and you didn't tell me?' A woman's voice shouted. 'Uh oh, Anna attack.' Charlie said, with her everlasting smile growing bigger. Someone could be heard, running down the stairs. A woman, with hair with hair as black as Harry's, emerged in the doorway. Her sapphire blue eyes sparkled with joy, as she ran over to Harry and brought him into a hug. 'I'm your Aunt Anna. I was James' twin sister.' She said, referring to Harry's Dad. Charlie turned to Dumbledore. 'Sir! Nice to see you again! Has teaching gotten any easier?' 'No,' he replied, 'but now that you say that, I have the Defence against dark arts position open and I was wondering if you would consider coming back?' 'Ooh, yeah, that would be fun. I'd love to!' Charlie's eyes sparkled mischievously. 'Charlie. Do I have to call you Professor Potter?' Harry said. 'I dunno, but, then again, when I used to teach, everyone used to call me Charlie.' 'Umm, ok.' 'That reminds me.' Charlie said, 'Minnie won't be too happy.' 'No, but Peeves will. I doubt Severus will be overjoyed either.' Dumbledore said, with a smile. 'Severus? As in Snape?' 'Yes, professor Snape.' 'How did grease ball become a teacher? The only thing he was good at was potions.' 'Bingo!' Said Harry, while trying not to laugh. Grease ball. 'The potions master? Poor kids. I even feel sorry for the slytherins! I must be ill!' 'Well' Dumbledore started to say, until he was interrupted.





Yeah, that was short, but anyway! Thanks for your review Lani and sorry for the paragraph at the end!