by Dib's Stalker
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Author's Note: A note to antislash. GET A LIFE! You jackass, you're not going to make me stop writing because you say "slash sucks!" You hate slash, but I bet you don't mind going and reading yuri fics, you stupid son of a bitch.
I hate ZAGR and you don't see me going around and posting stupid reviews on those kind of stories to make an ass out of myself! Plus it isn't the smartest thing to post your shit on a hacker's fanfiction. I could melt your god damned computer so shut the hell up.
So, if you don't like my story post CONSTRUCTIVE criticism! That'll be all.
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Zim, Dib and Remy arrived in another neighborhood (they couldn't trick or treat in theirs 'cause everybody hates Remy for some reason. XD) and walked up to one of the houses, which was decorated with orange rope lights and some pumpkins. Dib rang the doorbell and they heard some shuffling type noises inside, before a man about in his thirites answered the door.
"Trick or treat!" they all said in unison, except Remy who continued "Smell my feet, give me something good to eat!" immaturely. The guy looked at them, they were grinning and holding up their candy bags. "Uhm... aren't you guys a little old to be trick or treating?"
"Uh... no?" Dib said, before Zim pushed him out of the way. "Look just give us the damn candy!!!" The guy just blinked and stood there like an idiot. "Grrr... YOU ENVOKE MY WRATH?!" Zim yelled, before pulling out his laser gun and shooting the dude in the head.
Remy screamed as the guy fell to the floor, dead. (Hey, head and dead rhymes!!!) The Irken blinked, "Eh... I thought I had it on stun." He looked around for a moment, then grabbed the bowl of candy, shoved it into his bag and dragged the others off to somewhere that... wasn't there. (Ohhh, descriptive!)
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"ZIM! You aren't supposed to KILL the people who give us candy, okay?!" Dib shouted. "Alright, Dib-human! I told you it was a mistake! I- I'm..." he looked at the pavement, "I'm sorry."
Remee blinked, she had never heard Zim apologize before. Dib looked at the alien, standing there for a moment before saying "Okay, I forgive you." Zim squeaked and pounced on Dib, and they proceeded to make out... because THERE ISN'T ENOUGH MAKING OUT IN THIS FANFICTION! Okay.
The sorceress cat-like girl decided to let them be and she walked over to the nearest house and rang the doorbell. She held up her bag as a guy answered the door. "TRICK OR TREAT!!!" she screamed insanely.
The dude looked past Remy and blinked, "Uhm, do you know why there are two aliens making out on my lawn?" She shook her head and the guy shrugged and put a mini-Crunch bar in her back. Remee looked at him, and if looks could kill, that guy would... yeah, you get the idea. "Is that all?"
"One piece per a customer." he joked and Remy's eyes flared up with rage. She took her staff and hit the guy over the head, hard, causing him to go unconscious. She grabbed the bowl of candy and shoved it into her bag, then turned around to see her friends look up at her.
"What happened to that guy?" Dib asked. Remee thought for a moment, before announcing a brilliant "I don't know!" and walked off. Dib kissed Zim once more before they both got up, brushed themselves off and walked down the street hand in hand.
Ending Note: Aw, ain't it cute?