A/N: There's some swearing, soon to have boy/boy, girl/girl and boy/girl stuff, and stupidity. None of this was meant to offend. This is pure fiction. Flames aren't accepted, but opinions are.
Disclaimer: I don't own the SSB:M. What? I don't! READ DAMN YOU!
It was a beautiful morning day. The sun was perched in the soft blue sky and the birds whistled their tune of love. It's the morning of Valentine's Day. Most of the Smash brother's crew was cheerful and excited of this day's events and festivities. Most was the key word.
The young blonde boy we know as Young Link crammed his head between the two bent sides of his pillow and plotted the barbeque of the songbirds. He HATED this holiday. Everyone goes soft and mushy inside. The arenas are closed so there was no fighting or battles what so ever. Plus, he didn't have many dates. This time, it's all going to change; in the way he knows it and the way he doesn't. The curtains in his room violently split open. He groaned and faced the opposite position.
"Wakey wakey kiddo." His older self lightly shook him.
"Go 'way" he moaned.
"Fine fine…" Link casually walked to the door, but turned around. "DOG PILE!" Young Link's eyes shot open. On some mornings, most of the guys at the dorm "wake" each other up by jumping on them or dragging them out. This wasn't his day. The blonde child pretty much fell off his bed and jumbled to his feet. He glared at the laughing Link on the doorframe.
"Sorry kid, it was the only way! Too bad you didn't know that the guys are getting ready for today," he snickered. The very unhappy youngster punched his taller self in the abdomen and left to prepare himself for another day.
***
As for the girls, well, they seemed to be excited. Maybe not for Samus or Sheik. Sheik was deeply absorbed in a book while Samus fixed and oiled her suit. Zelda and Peach chatted away about their boyfriends as Nana and Jigglypuff enjoyed a game of cards. Peach noticed that they were the only ones taking. To get everyone involved, she brought up the topic of guys.
"Anyone interested in anyone. Love or like wise? Be truthful now." She looked at each one of the girls and waited. Samus shrugged along with Sheik.
"I have a small crush on Kirby….A veerrry small crush! Tiny tiny, itty bitty," Jigglypuff explained. The ladies shook their heads and agreed with her for her amusement. It was too obvious anyway. Nana looked uneasy.
"How about you Nana?" Zelda softly spoke.
"Well…." She began. "Um…"
"We won't tell anyone," Peach assured her.
"I-I-I…uh…" she started to blush. Sheik smirked behind her mask.
"We understand if you don't want to tell us," Samus said. Peach shot an "I wanna know" look at Samus. The space female innocently shrugged.
"But, if you tell us, we might be able to fix you up with him," Zelda made a temping offer. Jigglypuff looked angry, but Peach whispered to her that she'd get the same treatment.
"I guess….I guess I could tell you…" Nana looked extremely nervous.
"Go on…" Sheik ushered.
"I….I like…" she mumbled her crush's name at the end. It didn't really matter because her answered seemed to be replaced by an annoying "Oh how cute!" scream.
***
This day was bad, but it didn't have to get worse. Young Link tapped his foot in annoyance while leaning on the wall connected to the bathroom door.
"Are you guys done yet!?" he cried out for the tenth time.
"Nope," was the usual answer. He grunted in anger, deepening his frown. Most of the guys jumbled and fought over the mirror in the bathroom; not allowing Young Link to brush his teeth. He slouched in defeat. Stupid Valentine's Day.
"I'm almost done! Geez man!" Marth stumbled out of the view of the mirror and was replaced by Link.
"Oh yeah, I look good," Link did something similar to his taunt.
"Move before you crack the mirror!" Roy shoved the "pretty boy" out of the way and started checking his hair.
"You're hair's always in clumps. Shoo! The beautiful people need this more than you!" Captain Falcon added Roy to the "rejects" and flexed his biceps.
"Damn, I'm gorgeous," he flashed a prince charming smile.
"Here, take it and move!" Ganondorf shoved a bottle of mouth wash in the self centered one's hands while pushing him away. Yep, this seriously sucks. Young Link stood up in hope as Popo approached. He was never the morning person. The Ice climber's hand jiggled the knob to the bathroom. Glaring, he pulled out his hammer and made three nice dents on the door.
"Open up, you losers! I don't have the fucking time!" Young Link wasn't surprised with his language. Popo did have an unusual amount of explosives stuffed all around his room. He claims it for his journeys on Icicle Mountain. The blonde boy smiled for the first time that day with the door creaked open. The boasting boys quickly exited and Popo entered, slamming the door behind him. At least Young Link won't wait too long. Since the coast was clear, Yoshi walked towards the small swordsman with a rectangular box.
"Here. I got it in the mail," the dinosaur handed to Young Link. Yoshi went along with his business, wondering why Young Link hugged him. The part archer would've ripped open the package if Popo weren't there to remind him that it was his turn at the sink. Eh, he'll tear it up in there.
***
"I think she's a nice rose pink," Peach picked up a tube of lipstick.
"No way. It's definitely a fruit punch red," Zelda glimpsed at the cap of her choice color.
"Um…girls…" Jigglypuff tried to speak, but was over come by bickering of the two princesses. Samus ignored them by playing an Mp3 she downloaded in her suit. Sheik was er..."teaching" Nana some self-defense.
"If he ever gets fresh with you, kick him at the part where his legs connect to his body," Nana didn't understand what "fresh" meant, but nodded. Sheik picked up a tiny spray bottle.
"This, my dear, is pepper spray. Use it on guys that are too touchy. Handle it with care. It's your friend." The sister of Popo tucked it away in her coat.
"Well…Link loves me more!"
"No way! Mario's the best!"
"I feel that it isn't about the lip stick anymore…" Jigglypuff sulked.
"Girls! Shut up! I can hear you over my music!" Samus halted the soon to be catfight. Zelda placed a hand on her hip and glanced at the bounty hunter.
"Then, how will we prepare Jigglypuff?" she asked.
"Headwear?"
"Of course!" Peach squealed. "She'll wear a cute princess crown like mine!"
"Like hell. She'll gonna have a nice red flower. She'll dazzle all the guys!" Zelda went into her ga-ga daydreaming mode.
"You're both wrong!" Sheik contributed. "A kick ass headband will show that she's not the type to be messing around with."
"No! King Kirby and Queen Jigglypuff!"
"I'll show you royalty! A royal ass kicking!"
"Very tasteless Zelda." Samus gently pushed Nana out the door.
"Um…you'll understand when you get older."
***
Young Link quietly stepped into his room and locked the entrance. After pulling the curtains together, he pulled out a long bag from the box. Darting his eyes around, he slowly zipped open the bag. He looked like a kid on Christmas morning, expected the smile. His grin held evil and his eyes showed big plans. Ironically, he ordered love arrows. Golden love arrows. He read the fine print on the box. 'After being struck by an arrow, the first person who he or she sees will be his or her one true love. But only for a day.'
"One day?! Damn." He mused for a while. "Maybe I should test them out…" Smirking, he put the bag on his back and grabbed his bow.