A/N: Sorry this is short. I rushed. Stupid school. And I don't think I'll be finishing this by V-day.
After carefully choosing a good hiding spot, Young Link aimed one of the love arrows at a random person. The first lucky winner was…
"Ouch! What the hell?!" Link pulled off a now-brass arrow from his tush. His younger self watched Link continuing his trip down the hall. Lo and behold, Samus was consoling Nana about something. She became the sexiest woman he had ever laid eyes upon. He seemed to know that there was beauty beyond the suit. A sudden mood swing empowered Link to hug the mecha girl. She wasn't as happy as the snuggling elf.
"Will I have to be all grown up to know about what he's doing too?" Nana asked. Samus nodded, looking annoyed. She didn't want to turn him into a bloody pulp with Nana around. The little girl took the hint and left. The pretend cupid watched his future self get flung back to the boys' dorm and repeatedly shot.
"Freaking perverted cross dresser! Why the FUCK did you do that?!" This proved to be entertaining. Now, for victim number two.
Out of curiosity, Nana came back to see what was going on. Young Link grinned like a psychopath as Marth came to shield Nana from the traumatizing images that may come.
"You're new name will be the child molester..." he whispered and fired another arrow. It hit home.
"That's smarts!" Marth removed the arrow from his arm and glazed upon Nana. He was in awe at her innocence and looked glazed with astonishment. Nana became very uncomfortable.
"Girls...Marth's looking at me all funny…" The ladies in the dorm room quickly burst through the door. Zelda was the first to speak.
"Back off sicko or I'll set you're emblems on fire!" she threatened. Marth gulped. He held up his hands in surrender and made a mad dash down the hall. Peach gave Nana a motherly hug.
"He didn't touch you, did he?" she gently asked.
"Nope," she honestly replied. They let out a sigh of relief. Jigglypuff then stepped out.
"What happened?" she asked. Young Link's face went red from holding back the laughter. The girls didn't seem to make up their minds. Jigglypuff wore thick blue shadow on one eye and moss green on the other. Her hair was tied in a blue bow with a crown, flower and headband on. Her top lip was pink while the bottom was purple. Both her cheeks where puke yellow.
"She looks like a blind prostitute…" he snickered. "Let's see if any of the girls would fall for her…" he snatched an arrow and fired it as Zelda. Unfortunately, Sheik caught it in time. She glared at where the object came from. Young Link took out the cloaking device and tip toed before any questions were asked.
***
The next stop for the corrupting cupid was the storage room. He needed another clocking device. Besides, the one that he's wearing now is starting to blink the image of his body. He froze when her hear beeping. The clicking sounds game from Mr. Game and Watch. His 2d self was in Young Link's sight. A shimmer of wonderment flash upon his cerulean eyes as he reached for another love arrow. Who would he fall for? The string of the bow launched the projectile to the old school character. Instead of pulling out the arrow, Mr. Game and Watch flew into the storage room with a clatter of beeps, clicks, and buzzes. Pinned to the wall, he tried to pull on the arrow from his large nose. Young Link stifled a laugh when he picked up a couple more cloaking devices. Feel pity for the struggling man, he pulled it out for him. Mr. Game and Watch rubbed his nose and looked around for the person who shot it. He did a double take when his eyes met the sandbag. (A/N: Hey, it moves, blinks, takes damage, and stands.) Yes the sandbag; the recent beauty…thing. The large eyed punching bag looked extremely confused while black hearts with white lining floated around. A light hug added to its bewilderment. Another romantically involved person passed by; dashing in a blur.
"SAMMMUUUSSS!!! I LUVVVV YOUUU!!"
"Keeprunningkeeprunningkeeprunningkeeprunning!"
'Hmm…maybe I should screw that couple up more...' and Young Link was chasing them.
***
Roy watched his sparring partner heave another sigh. This was way past worry. It's annoying.
"What the hell is your problem, Marth?" he asked. "It's V-day! You can grab chicks with shinny things 'n' shit."
"Oh, my simple minded friend. You can't buy love." He sighed again. "Her heart is pure gold anyway."
"Ugh. Stop it with the Romeo crap. Save it for later. Who is this chick anyways?" Roy watched Marth finally grin.
"If I tell you, you must promise not to take her away."
"Fine fine. Now, what's her name?!"
"Her name…is lik-"
"No more of that shit! Spit it out!"
"Her name is Nana." The red head's mouth gapped open.
"Whoa…what? I know you're desperate but not the desperate, are you?" The blue hair prince nodded.
"Maybe I should try to capture her heart again…" the love deprived man left the room in search of his "one and only". Minutes after Marth's departure, Samus burst in the room and locked the door shut.
"I'msorrytobargeinbutineedtouseyourclosetjustrealyfastkay?" she explained. Roy just held his expression of confusion and surprise.
"I know you're playing hard to get!" cried a singsong voice from outside.
"Link? Is that you?"
"Roy? Can you let me in?" Samus poked her unshelled head from the closet. She glared at Roy, telling him not to let the hero of time in. He nodded and let Link bang on the door. Soon, an unruly Samus burst out of the room and allowed Link to follow. Roy tired to get the color back in his face. Young Link stood, unseen, at the doorway. He eyed Roy and thought how to fuck up his love life. Then the real Samus appear out of the closet.(A/N: I don't really know what Samus looks like so I made it up ^^;; It is fiction…) She was nicely figured with shoulder length brown hair. Her eyes were green and she was wearing a muscle shirt with mid-thigh shorts. Her light peach skin was covered in sweat. Both the boys looked at her in surprise. Roy paled at the fact that there were two Samuses. He glanced at her when she walked out the door.
"Stop staring and keep thinking," Was her reaction to the ogling. Young Link found another target.
***
Sheik stretched her arms inches above the rail of the balcony. The glow of the sunset comforted her. Working with the princesses really stressed her out. She heard the clanking of Samus' boots and turned to see why she was rushing. A light "zoom" sound came with the wind that fluttered Sheik's bangs.
"Hey, where's the fir-" before she could finish, she was cut off by Link.
"Be my Valentineeeeee!!!" another swoosh of air tangle with her blonde hair. She watched then with her crimson eyes.
'Ooh, I'm telling Zelda…' she thought. The human form of Samus stepped beside her.
"Ack!" Sheik almost fell off the balcony. "There's two Samuseseseseses!"
"Nah, just one." She pointed to herself. "The other one was just my suit. I can program it as a de-coy."
A twang of string echoed to Sheik's ear. Jerking her head the source, she saw nothing.
"Ow!" Samus turned around and had an arrow stuck her shoulder. She pulled it out and discarded it.
"What? What happened?" Sheik wanted answers. Samus locked her eyes to Sheik's for a while and blushed.
"N-nothing…" she held her glance. Why did she find the female attractive? Was it her tomboy-ish charm? Or her strength? This was all too fast. Something told her that she was in love with Sheik. Of all people. Moving her eyes away, she started to sweat. The alter ego of Zelda asked her why she was so red. Samus tried to change the subject.
"Hey, Sheik, I never seen you without your mask off. Can you show me?" she bit her bottom lip after that. Raising an eyebrow, Sheik pulled down the cloth that covered her lips.
"There, happy?"
'Oh crap, they can move!' Samus thought. Strangely, her heart rate increased with every breath her lungs took. An intense look swam in her eyes. Another coat of sweat covered her face. Taking a gulp, she dove in for a kiss.
A/N: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!