A/N: Sanku to da people who review. I thought about some of you people's ideas and mixed 'n' matched with mine's. Eh, I don't rant much, sowwy.
This totally took Sheik off guard. Her eyes shot wide open. 'What the hell is she doing?!' she mentally asked herself. Sheik tried to move, but was trapped between Samus and the railing. The Roy-in-hiding was drained of all his color alongside the arrow shooter.
"Holy shit! Lesbo orgy!" what wonderful timing Mewtwo had. Samus snapped her head to his direction to the voice. Sheik took this chance to escape. She jumped off the railing and disappeared in a cloud of ashy gray. Hearing the news, Link paused right in front of them. Saums' eye twitched as she stomped to the event exaggerator. What replace her happiness in her eyes was blood lust and murder. A lovely mix. Logically, the pokemon teleported far far far away from the pissed off chick. Link, blinded by love, tried to comfort her.
"Don't worry, you still have me…" he wrapped his slender arms around her waist. She wickedly grinned, the side of her mouth twitching.
"Yes…" she hissed through her teeth. "I still have you…" Still in her psycho bitch mode, she released her anger by socking Link in the gut. Relaxing a bit, she continued her search for Sheik. Roy went to aid a friend in need by checking on the groaning fighter scrawled on the floor. (A/N: He's HURT in a non pleasurable way.) Kneeling down, he held up his head and checked if he was still breathing. The blonde knight labored and gulped for air. Young Link took his chance.
"This won't be the only thing that's going up you're ass…" a hum softly filled the air and the arrow pierced Roy in the butt. Jerking forward in surprise, he grumbled at the uncomfortable feeling. He removed the object to bring him relief. The semi motionless form in his arms coughed and drew the attention of the fire user.
"Link…can you hear me?" his voice soft and his eyes glossy with admiration. A set of blue eyes gingerly met Roy's.
"Yeah…" he wheezed. Link felt himself get lifted, his arm around Roy's shoulder.
"I'll take you back, okay?" his voice was pure concern. Link nodded and they slowly made their way to the boys' dorm.
***
Nana was bored. The girls still fussed and fumbled over Jigglypuff and both Samus and Sheik were nowhere to be found. She then decided to bug her brother. She still thought of other entertaining things to do while walking. She smiled as one idea crossed her mind. Fireworks. She knocked on the door and waited. Popo yanked open the door.
"Oh, hey sis," he greeted and allowed her in. "Ya need something?"
"Can I have your fireworks? I'm in need of amusement."
"I guess." He slid open his closet and dug through the pool of explosives. Marth stumbled out of his top bunk bed. Nana was here. After "careful" thinking, Marth fixed up a charming pick out line. He quickly smoothed out his hair and approached her in a "cool" way. Nana giggled and thought of a penguin when he walked. He smirked at her and spoke.
"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever." Nana was confused but then figured out what he was doing.
"Popo…Marth's hitting on me…" her eyes still looking at the love stricken fool.
"Then hit him back!" he didn't fully understand what she met.
"Kay." She pulled out her hammer and took Sheik's advice. Ouchies for Marth. Popo brought her fireworks and stared at Marth curled up on the floor.
"Uh…what did you do?"
"I hit him." He shook his head
"Eh…I better get some ice…"
***
"In the end, it doesn't really matter…" Falco was relaxing with his headphones on. He liked the spring weather. So did Fox apparently. The mammal hybrid snoozed on the grassy floor of the garden thus drooling and snoring followed. That was the reason for the music. Falco took the liberty to bring out a fold out chair to lie on. They didn't bother to notice the floating fire flower that was freshly picked by the unseen Young Link. They also didn't see the free falling Sheik.
"Zzz…oof!" Fox didn't like his alarm. "Ahh!! The she-male! Get it off!" His alarm didn't like him much ether.
"It!?" she growled while sitting on his stomach. She delightfully squished him with her knees. Fox seemed to like the word "Ow" since he repeatedly said it.
'Ooh, Love-hate relationship.' The evil mind of Young Link brought his hands to discharge another arrow with a heart shaped head at Sheik. The choking and straggling turned into hugging and cuddling. Falco started laughing at the two.
"Awww…is widdle Foxy man shy?" she purred, gently rubbing the back of his ear with her fingers. He grit his teeth in annoyance and fear.
"Get…it…off…now!"
"Is that how you speak to your future wife?"
"A what?!" after the panic button was pushed from Sheik's comment, he speedily zipped out of her grip. He then used the energy from his paranoia to be chased by the female-manic. Falco shrugged. Hey, love is in the air. The feathered hybrid blinked at the discarded arrow on the floor. Young Link tipped toed away with a Lipstick.
***
"And…there. You're done." Zelda leveled a mirror to Nana's face. A bright smile brimmed her lips. Peach clapped her gloved hands together and squealed with excitement.
"You look sooo cute! He's not going to pass up a face like yours!" Nana blushed. She did, in fact, look adorable. She didn't wear her parka this time. Her extensive auburn hair was held in a ponytail and soft curled bangs hung from the sides of her face. She wore tiny, pink, heart shaped earrings that seemed to glow. No make-up was applied because she was too young and they claimed to have seen a natural beauty. Her brown wool cloves were replaced with long, silk, pink ones, like Peach's. Her slender dress showed her favorite color, pink. The bottom of the dress only floated to her ankles. She had comfortable slippers that were light enough for her to waltz in. Zelda checked her Sailor moon clock.
"It's almost time. Were you able to find him?" she asked.
"Not today. I've seen Marth a lot though." This worried the girls. A knocking from the door turned their attention away from the odd crush. Peach went to answer the door. It was the uncloaked Young Link.
"Hey Peach. Where's Zelda? I got something from Link to give to her," he tried not to snicker. Peach moved out of the way for him to deliver his gift.
"Surprise surprise!" he held up his flower. Zelda tried to protest.
"No! That's a-*FWOOOOSSSSHHH*…fire flower." Zelda was charred from the waist up. Her hair was fixed in all the wrong places. Peach started to giggle. Soon she couldn't contain herself and began to laugh.
"She could pass as a Mrs. Game and Watch," Peach joked. Jigglypuff joined in the laughing with Young Link. Nana was too busy blushing to notice.
"GRRR!! You little brat!" Zelda chased the younger version of her boyfriend out the door. Young Like stuck his tongue out and ran away laughing. She slammed the door behind her and locked herself in the bathroom.
"You've got taste, Nana," Peach commented. Nana gave a nervous smile.
***
Link was able to catch his breath after relaxing a bit. He was still resting. Roy was seating at his side.
"Geez, what drove you to hug someone in a ravenous mood?" Roy joked. Link smiled and made Roy blush.
"Well…I do love her." Roy looked a bit downed.
"Truthfully?"
"With all my heart. Well…even though she likes Sheik."
"Wow. You're really persistent huh?"
"Mmm hmm…" he paused and looked at Roy. "Who do you like?"
"I..er…you really wanna know?" he asked
"Yes"
"You sure?"
"Yup"
"You're sure you're sure?"
"Yeah."
"Positive?"
"Absolutely."
"You really really wanna kn-"
"Yes godamnit, I want to know who you like!" Roy poked his two pointer fingertips together.
"Can I give you hints?"
"Sure, I guess…" Roy took a deep breath and looked at his crush's features.
"Well…he..er…she…er..this person has blonde hair…"
"Yeah?"
"Blue eyes…"
"And?"
"A nice smile…"
"Wait! I got it!" Roy looked surprised. He got the guess with three clues?
"It's Peach huh?" he said with a sly smile. Roy shook his head.
"Zelda?"
"Nope." Link was now confused.
"Who then?" Roy smiled. 'This is you're chance, now take it!' he thought.
He moved his softly blushing face closely to Link's and silently gave him the answer.
A/N: Oy, my chapters better stop ending this way.