A/N: Sorry for the delay people. I had crap to do/go to. Remember: If it seems like I'm bashing a character, my bad. This is not meant to offended anyone
Link's lips were quickly released. He stared at Roy in shock and confusion. The red head turned away, in fear of the reaction. He felt so ashamed and dirty. 'Eh, I can't blame the guy. I am super hot.' Link inwardly smiled at the thought. The blonde tried to keep the mood on a high note. He still was his friend.
"Where'd you learn to kiss like that?" Roy was surprised. He wasn't mad?
"W-What?" He turned back to face him. "You're not grossed out or anything?"
"Why should I be? You're a person, I'm a person. People can love each other, right?"
"I guess…" he looked at Link. Not a trace of anger was found. What was happening? Roy smiled, but doubted that Link would love him back. He tried to make the best of it, so he hugged him.
"You're so understanding…" he whispered.
"Ow ow ow…thanks…ow…" he tried to smile. Roy released him.
"Sorry…" they paused for a moment. The spying Young Link slowly became bored. Maybe he should spice things up a notch. (A/N: He really likes to screw his older self over.) He held an arrow out and thought about what he should do. 'Hm…if I do get him to like Roy, it would make him happy. But…knowing him, he'd try something…intimate.' He growled as he remembered the way too happy Link and Zelda some nights ago. Young Link wanted Zelda, but he wanted Link to suffer. The evil grin returned. He shot the arrow at Link.
"Shit!" Link shot up and held his foot. Roy pulled out the arrow.
"What are these things?" Roy examined the weapon.
"Dunno," he rubbed the aching spot. He then returned to his laying position. Roy peered over his face to pretend to see if he's ok. Link's eyes locked onto his. Love has now tormented his heart. This time, who he loved, loved him back. Link's trembling fingers brushed on to Roy's hair and around his neck. The prince was confused. Did he change his mind? No matter, they were in "love". Roy smiled as he began to recapture his lover's lips. Young Link waited for a while until some pieces of clothing were subtracted. He made his way to a dresser opposite of them. He carefully placed a small camera that was fixed to record Roy and Link. He exited, rubbing his palms together. He loves using blackmail.
***
Lucky for Fox, he was fast. The bad thing is, Sheik was faster. The normally quick Fox wished for a bunny hood. Falco was right behind them, recording what was going on. 'Can't wait to show this to the guys,' he mentally snickered. He was another fan of using blackmail. They've been running around the garden for a while now. Maybe Fox was too panicked to run into a room or somewhere sheltered. Young Link was enjoying the chaos he created. He was soon un-amused and thought of re-using the blackmail plan. But, instead of taping the action, he'll just stir up some more trouble than it already is. The golden haired boy retrieved a love arrow and used Falco as a target.
"Fuck!" was Falco reaction to the arrow. He whipped his camera to the source, and saw nothing. He grumbled and returned his viewpoint to the screaming he-mammal. Unknowingly, he was zooming in on Fox's tail. As soon as he realized this, he dropped the camera. 'What am I doing?' he thought. He gazed at the two and remembered Sheik was there. For some reason, he was pissed. 'That bitch better stay away from him.' He glared at her.
"Now now, Foxy dear…no need to be scared. I don't bite." Her greedy eyes store him down. The victim was now trapped in-between a stonewall and Sheik.
"Isn't bestiality illegal?!" he gulped.
"Everything's fair in love and war…" her lust filled eyes shone down on him. Falco used his remaining energy to take down Sheik and rapidly move her out of Fox's sight.
"Stay AWAY from him!" he ordered, jumping back to his co-pilot's side.
"Thanks man," Fox smiled in appreciation to his friend. Falco blushed lightly.
"No problem. I always knew you needed the savin'" he smirked and teasingly flicked Fox's ear. The dizzy victim of Falco blinked hard enough to see the two.
"You stupid pigeon! He's MINE! M-I-N-E!" she narrowed her eyes at the bird.
"Shuddap ya crazy bitch," Falco matched her glare. With a growl, Sheik tackled Falco, starting a fight. Dust picked up at the two fought. Blue feathers and needles sprung out randomly. Fox decided to leave before he was pinned to a wall or worse.
***
"FOOD!"
"FOOD!"
"FOOD!"
"FOOD!" the cries were followed by their owner gulping up something. Kirby stuffed his little face at the buffet table. Yoshi tried to get the most out of the fruit selections while Bowser guzzled down two barrels of beer. Donkey Kong just ate almost everything but the table. (Yes the table cloth too.) Kirby growled at anyone who got near the food. Ganondorf now thought twice before reaching for an apple. And he had a lot of time to think in the egg he was in. Pikachu and Pichu were the only ones fast enough to grab something. Pikachu was lapping up some ketchup from the bottle while Pichu snacked on an apple. Samus, now in her suit, watched them. She calmed down a bit now, thanks to Captain Falcon who is now using Freezes as if he lived in Alaska. Mr. Game and Watch tried to dance with the sandbag. All he could do was spin the sandbag, making it dizzy. So he did the robot. Luigi was enjoying a waltz with Daisy and inwardly snickered at the two Marios.
"I'm smarter!" Dr. Mario tugged on Peach's right hand.
"I'm stronger!" Mario pulled on the left.
"I can heal you!"
"I can and HAVE saved you!" a beer bottle was flung at his direction. "Ow!" And people were supposed to enjoy Valentine celebrations. Young Link peeked in from the window. 'Pink pink pink. Esh.' He thought. 'Did Peach pick the decorations?' He rethought that and shook his head. 'Of course. How stupid of me.' His aqua eyes darted from person to person. He kept his eyes on Zelda and speculated at what or who she was tucking at.
"Oh, silly dear! You look wonderful!" Zelda tried to keep a sweet voice while trying to pry Nana away from a celing lamp.
"No way! What if he's not there?!"
"Then wait for him! Don't you like him?" Nana looked down at the blonde.
"Alright alright." Nana hooked a string on the lamp and slid down. She huffed and slowly walked to the party room. Some people took small glances at the glacier climber while she searched for her brother. Her crush was looking for Marth. 'I wonder what the idiot will do now?' he thought. As on cue, the lights in the room dimmed. Music started up slow and it sounded like something from a boy-band. Two circles of light shone on Marth and Nana. Marth had a mike in his hand. Everyone was curious on what was going on.
"When the visions around you," he started. "Bring tears to your eyes. And all that's around you are secrets and lies." His voice was actually beautiful. The prince some what danced to her.
"I'll be your strength, I'll give you hope, keeping your faith when it's gone." The spotlight followed every step he took. And every step he took was scaring the hell out of Nana.
"The one you should call, is standing here all alone…" Marth gave his best Bambi eyes. Zelda was stunned by his actions, but looked love sick in a way. Popo was just plain sick.
"And I will take, you in my arms, and hold you right where you belong." Young Link lucky that the music was loud. The boy as at the edge of suffocating from the lack of oxygen he kept losing from laughing so hard.
"'Till the day my life is through, this I promise you." The blue haired teen smiled at her.
"This I promise you." he slid down on his knees and brimmed a larger smile at her.
"It's N'sync! Oh. My. GOD!!!" Peach was jumping up too much that the surrounding people tied her to a chair and clogged her screams with an apple. Marth sang into the mic but only ear torturing feedback was given. Popo unplugged random wires.
"You sick PERVERT!" the smaller boy glared hellfire at Marth. Nana took her time to sneak away while her over-protective brother pounded the future king into fine ground coffee.
***
Young Link was lying on the grass near the party room's window. His heart was beating rapidly and his lungs refilled with the need air. 'Maybe I should do this next year.' He grinned as he thought about what new evil plans he could use. His train of thought was broken when Nana was walking towards him.
"You…you ok?" she peered over to check his face.
"You can see me?" he asked with an expression of bewilderment. Ok, that answered Nana's question.
"Am I…not suppose to see you?"
"Well…uh…was anyone looking for me?" he took nervous glances side to side. Nana blushed.
"M-maybe…"
"Ok Nana! You can come back in now!" Popo shouted from a near by window. Young Link grabbed his gear and took off when Nana responded.
"Oh, alright." She sighed and turned around. "I guess I'll-huh?"
"Hurry up Nana! They're dragging Marth to the hospital!"
"Popo, you have problems."
***
"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, I lost count, 99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 bottles of beer on the wall…" Bower was "sharing" his musical talent with the slew of fighters.
"I never thought it was possible for that big guy to drink 4 gallons of alcohol and live," Ness tried to understand Bower's immune system.
"Lookie me spike the punch!" The koopa king jumped up above the punch bowl and feel upon it with his back. "Ya get it hehehe, don't ya?" he sprayed the surrounding crowd with the drink.
"I get it! Hahahaha!" Gananodorf pointed at Bowser, almost as drunk as he is.
"Stupid dinosaur, stupid evil guy," Zelda muttered and exited the room. As she left, Jigglypuff entered. Her eyes had sliver glitter placed on top of them. A light blush highlighted her shy eyes. A golden bow was carefully placed on her hair.
"Oh Kiiirby…" she called. The creature from Pop Star turned his attention from the food to Jigglypuff. He didn't turn back.
"Oh, hi Jigglypuff," he unsurely answered. Unfortunately for him, random guests took the food from him with his back turned.
"Notice anything…different?" she twirled on her toes.
"You…you lost some weight?"
"What?! Are you calling me fat?!"
"No! Of course not! I'm just…just…" Kirby closed his lips together.
"Just what?" Kirby flails his stubby arms about. Jigglypuff blinked.
"Are you trying to say something?" she edge closer to his face. Kirby backed up.
"Well? Spit it out! Do something!" her words got her want she wanted. A large belch erupted from his mouth that frizzed her hair.
"Um….pardon me?" he ran off to hide from all the eyes that were starting at him. She managed to blink.
"That didn't go well."
***
The princess of Hyrule gazed at the sparkling stars in the blackened sky. She was out at the balcony to get away from things.
"Link, where are you?" she spoke to the gust of wind that fluttered her dress, hoping that the message will carry to her loved one.
"You don't wanna know…" Young Link responded in a hushed whisper. He peered out the tiny window of his room and was in a good position to get Zelda. He looked at the clock on his counted.
"Aw shit, 10 minutes till midnight." He turned back to his prize. He reached for an arrow and grabbed air for a while. He blinked and moved his palm around until he hit the projectile.
"One more left?!" he shouted in disbelief. He shrugged it off and armed himself with it. A knock on the door stopped him.
"Who is it?" he put away the Cupid wear.
"It's Nana," a soft voice said.
"Um…come in?" he wasn't use to visitors. The door slowly opened. The timid Nana peeked in.
"Hi, um…I didn't mean to bug ya but…I gotta tell ya something." She blushed gently.
"Er…go ahead and um…say whatever you wanna say," he wasn't use to girl around his age ether.
"Well, since it's Valentine's Day and all…I just…just wanted to…to…" she looked down and mumbled something only she could hear.
"You like me or something?" he didn't really mean this, but used the line anyway. Nana was stunned for a while.
"Yes…I do have a…a…crush…sorta…kinda…yeah…"
"You girls confuse me. What's the matter with telling guy ya like them? Not too hard. I kinda like ya too." Hope outlined her eyes. "Beside, I knew that long ago."
"You WHAT?!" Nana was now nervous and angry at whoever spilled the beans.
"If you were drunk outta your mind, wouldn't you have told?"
"Was it a girl?"
"No."
"A Pokemon?"
"No."
"Ness?"
"What is this? Guess who? I'll tell ya. It was Popo. He drank too much Lon Lon milk." Nana grinned instead of running off in shame.
"Umm…what are you thinking about?"
"Oh…just about how many firecrackers I can shove up Popo's ass."
"Firecrackers? You have some?" it was a good thing he was changing topics.
"Oh. I have some in my pocket." She lifted out a handful of tiny TNT sticks. Young Link got an idea and tied them together into one long firecracker.
"What are you doing?"
"Just saying "I love you" to Zelda in my own little way" he pulled out his bow from the hiding spot. Grabbing the string and the thin stick, he dipped the tip into a near-by candle and sent it flying. A loud crackle and a scream were activated. Nana saw the last love arrow poking out from under his bed. She picked it up while her crush was have the time of his life. She playfully poked him with it.
"Ey! That hurt a little!" he turned around and blinked at Nana.
"Is there something wrong?" he was eerily quiet. He just hugged her in response. She raised an eyebrow and looked at the stick like thing she was holding.
"Wanna go make a death wish to Popo with fireworks?" he asked gently. 'Hmm, this is an interesting little object.' She thought.
"Ok." She held his hand and started to her brother's room, still hanging on to the arrow.
A/N: Yeah I know, crappy ending. I have another part though. ^_^