Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or DBZ. Got it? Much as I would wish to, I don't. So get it. Have you? Good. WAHHHHH

AN: to everyone who's reading this. I hope you like it! This is my first fic, so please review! I don't care if it is compliments, constructive criticism, flames, or even ideas, just let me know you're reading this! Please, if you flame, (which I hope you won't) try to say what you don't like so I can see if I can fix it. I hope you like it!!!! BYE!!!! PT (Perfect Tenshi)

Gohan, WHERE?

*blah* = action

"blah" = speaking

'blah' = thoughts

*** = change of scene

*SIIIGGGGGHHH* Gohan buried his head in his hands. What was he going to do now? His mom was going to kill him for this. Well, maybe not, after all, if he didn't know where he was, than Chi-chi probably wouldn't either. Still……

It all started with a nice day gone bad…

~~++~@@~~FLASHBACK~~@@~++~~

"Morning!"

"Gohan! It's almost breakfast time! You slept in late. Humph! I wanted you to keep sleeping so I could eat all of your food too."

"GOHAN!! Wash your hands before you eat!"

"Yes, Mom."

Gohan went to wash his hands and came back after a few minutes. They all sat down to eat (well, Gohan and Goten sat down and Chi-chi stepped out of the way to watch and criticize their eating habits (BOYS!! Keep your elbows off the table, take a breath between bites, and use your eating utensils!)). After they were done, Gohan stood up and was about to go train when Chi-chi stopped him.

"GOHAN!! Don't you take another step young man. Is your homework done?"

"Yes, Mom, I finished it on Friday, remember?"

"Don't talk back! Of course I remember, I was just checking. ANYways, you're still not going anywhere. I need a while off and so does Bulma, so we're going to go on a short vacation, just girl's time out. That means that you will watch over Goten. We also want you to keep a close eye on Trunks as well. Vegeta is just not able to do all of that stuff. There is food in the fridge and fish in the lake. If you run out of food the grocery coupons are in the usual place. If Vegeta comes over feed him and DON"T let him blow up the house. The house thing goes for Goten and Trunks as well. It's a good thing you have spring break this week, don't let the boys out of your sight. I should be back before school starts again, but I'm not really sure, as Bulma planned all of this. If I'm not back, send the boys to Kami's Lookout, the Kame house, or Capsule Corp. ALSO, study hard this week, I don't want you to forget anything you've learned this week or fall behind."

"O.K. Mom, don't worry" 'Don't hyperventilate.'

"All right, I don't think I've forgotten anything. Remember, don't let them kill each other."

"O.K. Bye, Mom."

"ByE Mommy!"

"BYE! Stay out of trouble!"

Chi-chi grabbed her things and ran out of the door. Gohan and Goten followed her and saw Bulma and Trunks standing by a hover car packed with bags. Trunks raced over and started going nuts with Goten about how this was going to be so cool- a week-long sleepover. They all waved goodbye and went back into the house.

After about ten minutes, Gohan realized just exactly what Chi-chi had said.

'Goten… Trunks… Together… Week…' "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

He grabbed his head and willed himself not to faint. Come on, it couldn't be that hard to survive.

…Could it?