This story was not my idea, it came from the sick and twisted mind of my
friend Dan, I am simply writing it down because Dan is too dumb to do it
himself! So I don't own anything on this ok? Hope u loves it.~
Squee woke up early that morning it was to be his first day at his new school he was kicked out of his last school, something about him drawing a violent picture, but they asked him to draw what they dreamt of, teachers were always funny like that. "I wonder if I'll make any new friends in this school shmee?" Squee hugged his teddy. "What's that shmee? No, I don't think I'll make very many new friends if I cut every one up you silly!" Squee giggled. He set his bear down on his bed and ran downstairs. "Mommy I'm ready for school" he said plucking an apple off the table. The women looked up from her coffee. "That's nice have fun, see you at spring break" she said looking back down at her coffee. "No mommy I need you to have daddy drive me" he said staring at her. "What? You don't have your license yet? What's wrong with you?" she asked seriously. "I'm 9" he replied quietly. Squee's dad walked out into the kitchen pulling on his coat. "Come on you waste of a life, let's go to school" his dad pushed him out the front door.
When Squee got to school his dad peeled away with out even saying goodbye. "Must have been in a hurry" Squee thought. He walked up to his classroom and too the teacher standing in the front of the room. "uhh hi, I'm Todd Casil the new student." He said fidgeting with the bottom of his shirt. "Oh great another miserable waste of a life" the teacher snapped "why does every one call me that?" Squee thought to himself. "Please take a seat over there!" she pointed to a corner. He nodded a sat next to a funny looking kid with a big head. "Hi" Squee said to the kid next to him. The boy grunted "hi" he replied. "I'm Todd, but everyone call me Squee, or waste of a life" he said. "Hi Squee I'm dib, and you see that green kid over there? Well he's an alien" dib said. Squee looked over at the kid true he was a odd but he didn't look too much like an alien. "It's not really nice to call someone an alien you know, it might hurt their feelings" Squee blurted out.
Dib's jaw dropped open. "Are you actually standing up for zim?" dib hollered. Everyone in the class turned to look at them. "well.um.yes?" Squee said starting to regret ever saying it. "Your one too aren't you? An alien just like zim! I know it! Well I'm not going to fall for it!" dib jumped up onto his desk, the teacher sat back and watched in amusement. "Look every one its another alien just like zim!" dib pointed. Far at the other end of the class zim stood up "hey! I'm normal! Look see human hands!!" zim yelled but no one seemed to hear him. "No, you've got it all wrong" Squee said backing away from dib. He jumped down off the table and cornered Squee. "Get away please!" Squee squeaked. "I'm going to expose you alien!" dib yelled in squee's face. Not knowing what else to do Squee brought his foot forward and slammed it into dibs crotch shouting "UHHH!". Dib fell to his knee's and let out a high pitched whimper.
Everyone one in the class cheered and clapped for squee's victory. After class zim walked up to squee and held out a gloved hand, "I'd like to congratulate you, I admire your amazing skill to bring people to their knees." Squee just shook his hand and kept walking, this would be an interesting year.
THE END
Squee woke up early that morning it was to be his first day at his new school he was kicked out of his last school, something about him drawing a violent picture, but they asked him to draw what they dreamt of, teachers were always funny like that. "I wonder if I'll make any new friends in this school shmee?" Squee hugged his teddy. "What's that shmee? No, I don't think I'll make very many new friends if I cut every one up you silly!" Squee giggled. He set his bear down on his bed and ran downstairs. "Mommy I'm ready for school" he said plucking an apple off the table. The women looked up from her coffee. "That's nice have fun, see you at spring break" she said looking back down at her coffee. "No mommy I need you to have daddy drive me" he said staring at her. "What? You don't have your license yet? What's wrong with you?" she asked seriously. "I'm 9" he replied quietly. Squee's dad walked out into the kitchen pulling on his coat. "Come on you waste of a life, let's go to school" his dad pushed him out the front door.
When Squee got to school his dad peeled away with out even saying goodbye. "Must have been in a hurry" Squee thought. He walked up to his classroom and too the teacher standing in the front of the room. "uhh hi, I'm Todd Casil the new student." He said fidgeting with the bottom of his shirt. "Oh great another miserable waste of a life" the teacher snapped "why does every one call me that?" Squee thought to himself. "Please take a seat over there!" she pointed to a corner. He nodded a sat next to a funny looking kid with a big head. "Hi" Squee said to the kid next to him. The boy grunted "hi" he replied. "I'm Todd, but everyone call me Squee, or waste of a life" he said. "Hi Squee I'm dib, and you see that green kid over there? Well he's an alien" dib said. Squee looked over at the kid true he was a odd but he didn't look too much like an alien. "It's not really nice to call someone an alien you know, it might hurt their feelings" Squee blurted out.
Dib's jaw dropped open. "Are you actually standing up for zim?" dib hollered. Everyone in the class turned to look at them. "well.um.yes?" Squee said starting to regret ever saying it. "Your one too aren't you? An alien just like zim! I know it! Well I'm not going to fall for it!" dib jumped up onto his desk, the teacher sat back and watched in amusement. "Look every one its another alien just like zim!" dib pointed. Far at the other end of the class zim stood up "hey! I'm normal! Look see human hands!!" zim yelled but no one seemed to hear him. "No, you've got it all wrong" Squee said backing away from dib. He jumped down off the table and cornered Squee. "Get away please!" Squee squeaked. "I'm going to expose you alien!" dib yelled in squee's face. Not knowing what else to do Squee brought his foot forward and slammed it into dibs crotch shouting "UHHH!". Dib fell to his knee's and let out a high pitched whimper.
Everyone one in the class cheered and clapped for squee's victory. After class zim walked up to squee and held out a gloved hand, "I'd like to congratulate you, I admire your amazing skill to bring people to their knees." Squee just shook his hand and kept walking, this would be an interesting year.
THE END