Disclamer: I do

Not own Zelda so do not

Even think that I do


Link was woken by

An annoying fairy called

Navi, who sucked ass



Link fought Queen Ghoma

In the Great Deku tree and

Got a cool green stone


King Dadongo was

Beaten bad in Dadongos'

Cavern. Cool red stone.



Barinade was whooped

In fishes belly. Shiny

Blue stone. Weird creepy fish.



Link found Zelda then

He got the Ocarina

And travelled through time



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Link got old and went

To the forest temple and

Beat Phantom Gannon



Link got a cool red

Tunic and beat a dragon

Called volvagia



Link got a tunic,

Beat an amobea, he

Was stalked by fish



There was a big fire

Link was in a grave yard he

Fought Bongo-Bongo



Link travelled through time

To beat two old hags and get

Cool silver gauntlets



Link whooped Gannon

There was a big party

Everyone was there



Zelda sucks. She sent

Link through time snd so began

Ma jora's mask. The end