Disclaimer: : \ Well looks in my blind rage I forgot the actual disclaimer.
I don't own DB/Z/GT.
A/N: Wow I have reviews! That's great guys and don't be afraid to write flames, I don't care as long as I have the reviews! Review and I'll continue. Oh and I have bunch of pranks ready but if you've got ideas and you don't want to write a fic, email your prank ideas to: cool_orca_dan@hotmail.com
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Saiyan War! Chapter 2: Mission: Not Likely
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"But that just looks like a-" Uub blurted out when seeing the "secret weapon."
"I know what it looks like! But this is different from that, auto propulsion, maximum range, and increased storage." Trunks said proudly.
"It still looks like a-" Uub said before being cut off by a growl from Trunks.
"So when do we set these babies up?" Goten asked evilly.
"Tonight." Trunks replied with just as evil of a tone.
"Wait, how will we get them into everyone's houses?" Uub said with an out- of-place reasonable tone.
"We don't," Trunks said simply, " as far as I see it Pan is the only one evil enough and with enough brains to do crap like this. We get her, the rest will go."
"Alright," Goten said sighing, "I'll help you guys through on one condition. We sneak there in style."
The other guys sighed. They both knew this was going to end up with them looking like idiots. They nodded anyway, they both knew that Gohan was crazy about safety, but he didn't want to beat up anybody. So, he had Bulma create a state-of-the-art security system for him. Goten knew about it, so did Gohan and Videl, but no one else.
~THE NEXT DAY AT 3:00 AM AT GOHAN'S HOUSE~---------------------------------
Trunks and Uub were right. They already looked like idiots and they hadn't even snuck in yet. They were in black tights with black ski masks, in short they looked like male ballerinas robbing a bank. Goten designed them himself so it got even worse, they were poorly stitched and constantly looked like they were going to break. They had patches of purple and blue on them when Goten ran out of black, so they looked like male ballerinas robbing a bank that were also part-time hobo clowns.
"Pretty spiffy, huh?" Goten said smiling. Goten looked even stupider because his hair had protruded his mask.
Trunks and Uub groaned. Goten could always make your knuckles itch.
"Goten, I hate you. We'd ever not be seen in these get-ups, and once we're done you will burn them so nobody will know we wore them." Trunks hissed.
"Let's just go so we can burn these sooner," Uub said impatiently.
They snuck into the house, trying to look sneaky, following Goten's orders, without looking stupid, to no avail.
"Goten, what's the password to the front door? Trunks whispered.
"The front door? That's not cool at all." Goten said childishly.
Trunks was getting impatient, "If it's not the front door how the hell do we get in?!"
"Well I was thinking that we grappling hook out way onto the roof, then crawl in the vent system, and get to Pan's room!" Goten said stupidly.
"Grappling hook?" Uub asked. Goten looked at him and Uub sighed.
After fifty-two attempts on getting on to the roof via grappling hook they manage to rip off every roof shingle on one side of the house after Goten gets the chimney. After that things get worse when Trunks gets his turn with the hook and climbs on the side of the house. He pushes a window into the house and it crashes with a bang.
"Crap!" Trunks cursed.
They eventually get up there and into the vents. It doesn't get much better for them there.
"Hurry up Uub!" Trunks said in a harsh whisper.
"Whatever, its Goten that's slowing us down." Uub said.
"It's you slacker!" Goten said to Trunks.
They continue to argue until they fall out of the vent and onto the floor.
"What the hell does it take to wake these people up?!" Uub yelled without thinking.
"Shut up!" Trunks and Goten said as loud as possible without yelling.
After walking very slowly through the halls Trunks suddenly figured something out.
"Goten, what the hell have you done for us so far?" Trunks asked accusingly.
"I have to agree with Trunks, you have done didly," Uub said harshly.
"Well I've done this," Goten said while pulling Trunks back. Trunks stopped waling in mid-step and Goten took out a spray-container. He delicately sprayed the area in front of Trunks and a mess of Infarred lasers appeared.
"What kind of freak has lasers in his house?" Trunks whispered.
"Gohan." Goten said, "He sets them up everywhere."
Trunks and Uub stared blankly, but in a way they expected this. They simply continued on to Pan's room, dodging numerous alarms along the way. When they get there they find something unexpected.
"Who puts dead-bolts and a security code on their daughter's room?" Trunks said loudly.
"Go-" Goten started before Trunks groaned impatiently.
"We could just push it open," Uub pointed out.
"Gohan and Videl may sleep like logs, but Pan doesn't. She'd tell Gohan and how much mercy will he show to three boys sneaking into his daughter's room? Anyway he told me where he keeps his codes." Goten answered.
"What? When?" Trunks asked.
"Oh, when you and I baby-sat Pan he told me just in case" Goten replied.
"Why didn't he tell me?" Trunks asked before realizing that it was his idea to break into Gohan's house. His face told the others that they didn't have to answer.
"Well where are they?" Uub asked Goten.
"Well, they are kind of in Gohan's room." Goten said weakly.
"What?" Trunks and Uub asked. They sighed and rolled their eyes and reluctantly made their way to Gohan's room.
After avoiding more lasers, and a giant rolling boulder (don't ask) they made it to Gohan's room.
"What the hell was that boulder doing there?" Trunks screeched while still whispering.
"Boulder? I was more worried about the arrows coming from the walls!" Goten exclaimed.
"What about the stone dragon that came to life?" Uub said while all three shudder.
The boys pondered over that for awhile before walking over to Gohan's room.
"This isn't so hard," Trunks said quietly. Suddenly Goten yelled for him to stop but it was too late. Suddenly an alarm went off.
"Intruder alert, Intruder alert." The siren screeched. Then Videl started to roll around, but still didn't wake up.
The alarm was incredibly loud, but it got a lot louder. The alarm went blank for half a second and was replaced with a tape recording of Videl screeching at the top of her lungs, "Gohan get the hell up, someones breaking in!!!"
Trunks and Goten clogged their ears in agony, Saiyan hearing was much to sensitive to hear something that could be heard throughout the neighborhood.
Videl slowly got up, with her eyes barely opened, she went to turn off the alarm. The petrified boys slowly looked up. Just their luck, the alarm shut off was... right behind them!
Goten and Trunks went into panic, so their minds shut off and they went into auxiliary actions, FOOD!
They then walked around like penguins chanting, "food, food, food..." and in their search they bumped into each other many times.
Uub, though just as panicked, had a more rash and saner plan, he fired a small ki blast at the alarm destroying it and five feet of walls around it.
Videl smiled a bit, realizing that the alarm was off and she must of turned it off, and went back to bed, mumbling about "Gohan's stupid alarm."
Trunks and Goten stopped and breathed a sigh of relief. They found the code in Gohan's bedside drawer and made it up for the long trek ahead.
Once they got there they all stopped for a rest.
"I didn't see the spiked log when we came down!" Uub exclaimed.
"Forget it. It was the acid guns that scared me." Said Trunks. "I told you Gohan was crazy." Goten said plainly.
"Well, whatever. You guys stay here and I'll set up the goods. There aren't anymore traps in Pan's room, right Goten?" Trunks asked.
Goten yawns and lets out a simple, "Nope"
Trunks goes in and after about five minutes he comes back.
"Ok, let's go" Trunks ordered as they go back.
On the way back Uub got sick of everything and blew up the sensory lasers.
"Simple, yet effective." Trunks said while blankly staring at the hole.
They all just flew out of there, not bothering with the vents. Afterwards they partied late into the night and burned their clothes in a huge bonfire.
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We still don't know what it is! Review! Bye guys! (Also, sorry if you had trouble getting into this chapter before, fanfiction must have screwed up.)
A/N: Wow I have reviews! That's great guys and don't be afraid to write flames, I don't care as long as I have the reviews! Review and I'll continue. Oh and I have bunch of pranks ready but if you've got ideas and you don't want to write a fic, email your prank ideas to: cool_orca_dan@hotmail.com
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Saiyan War! Chapter 2: Mission: Not Likely
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"But that just looks like a-" Uub blurted out when seeing the "secret weapon."
"I know what it looks like! But this is different from that, auto propulsion, maximum range, and increased storage." Trunks said proudly.
"It still looks like a-" Uub said before being cut off by a growl from Trunks.
"So when do we set these babies up?" Goten asked evilly.
"Tonight." Trunks replied with just as evil of a tone.
"Wait, how will we get them into everyone's houses?" Uub said with an out- of-place reasonable tone.
"We don't," Trunks said simply, " as far as I see it Pan is the only one evil enough and with enough brains to do crap like this. We get her, the rest will go."
"Alright," Goten said sighing, "I'll help you guys through on one condition. We sneak there in style."
The other guys sighed. They both knew this was going to end up with them looking like idiots. They nodded anyway, they both knew that Gohan was crazy about safety, but he didn't want to beat up anybody. So, he had Bulma create a state-of-the-art security system for him. Goten knew about it, so did Gohan and Videl, but no one else.
~THE NEXT DAY AT 3:00 AM AT GOHAN'S HOUSE~---------------------------------
Trunks and Uub were right. They already looked like idiots and they hadn't even snuck in yet. They were in black tights with black ski masks, in short they looked like male ballerinas robbing a bank. Goten designed them himself so it got even worse, they were poorly stitched and constantly looked like they were going to break. They had patches of purple and blue on them when Goten ran out of black, so they looked like male ballerinas robbing a bank that were also part-time hobo clowns.
"Pretty spiffy, huh?" Goten said smiling. Goten looked even stupider because his hair had protruded his mask.
Trunks and Uub groaned. Goten could always make your knuckles itch.
"Goten, I hate you. We'd ever not be seen in these get-ups, and once we're done you will burn them so nobody will know we wore them." Trunks hissed.
"Let's just go so we can burn these sooner," Uub said impatiently.
They snuck into the house, trying to look sneaky, following Goten's orders, without looking stupid, to no avail.
"Goten, what's the password to the front door? Trunks whispered.
"The front door? That's not cool at all." Goten said childishly.
Trunks was getting impatient, "If it's not the front door how the hell do we get in?!"
"Well I was thinking that we grappling hook out way onto the roof, then crawl in the vent system, and get to Pan's room!" Goten said stupidly.
"Grappling hook?" Uub asked. Goten looked at him and Uub sighed.
After fifty-two attempts on getting on to the roof via grappling hook they manage to rip off every roof shingle on one side of the house after Goten gets the chimney. After that things get worse when Trunks gets his turn with the hook and climbs on the side of the house. He pushes a window into the house and it crashes with a bang.
"Crap!" Trunks cursed.
They eventually get up there and into the vents. It doesn't get much better for them there.
"Hurry up Uub!" Trunks said in a harsh whisper.
"Whatever, its Goten that's slowing us down." Uub said.
"It's you slacker!" Goten said to Trunks.
They continue to argue until they fall out of the vent and onto the floor.
"What the hell does it take to wake these people up?!" Uub yelled without thinking.
"Shut up!" Trunks and Goten said as loud as possible without yelling.
After walking very slowly through the halls Trunks suddenly figured something out.
"Goten, what the hell have you done for us so far?" Trunks asked accusingly.
"I have to agree with Trunks, you have done didly," Uub said harshly.
"Well I've done this," Goten said while pulling Trunks back. Trunks stopped waling in mid-step and Goten took out a spray-container. He delicately sprayed the area in front of Trunks and a mess of Infarred lasers appeared.
"What kind of freak has lasers in his house?" Trunks whispered.
"Gohan." Goten said, "He sets them up everywhere."
Trunks and Uub stared blankly, but in a way they expected this. They simply continued on to Pan's room, dodging numerous alarms along the way. When they get there they find something unexpected.
"Who puts dead-bolts and a security code on their daughter's room?" Trunks said loudly.
"Go-" Goten started before Trunks groaned impatiently.
"We could just push it open," Uub pointed out.
"Gohan and Videl may sleep like logs, but Pan doesn't. She'd tell Gohan and how much mercy will he show to three boys sneaking into his daughter's room? Anyway he told me where he keeps his codes." Goten answered.
"What? When?" Trunks asked.
"Oh, when you and I baby-sat Pan he told me just in case" Goten replied.
"Why didn't he tell me?" Trunks asked before realizing that it was his idea to break into Gohan's house. His face told the others that they didn't have to answer.
"Well where are they?" Uub asked Goten.
"Well, they are kind of in Gohan's room." Goten said weakly.
"What?" Trunks and Uub asked. They sighed and rolled their eyes and reluctantly made their way to Gohan's room.
After avoiding more lasers, and a giant rolling boulder (don't ask) they made it to Gohan's room.
"What the hell was that boulder doing there?" Trunks screeched while still whispering.
"Boulder? I was more worried about the arrows coming from the walls!" Goten exclaimed.
"What about the stone dragon that came to life?" Uub said while all three shudder.
The boys pondered over that for awhile before walking over to Gohan's room.
"This isn't so hard," Trunks said quietly. Suddenly Goten yelled for him to stop but it was too late. Suddenly an alarm went off.
"Intruder alert, Intruder alert." The siren screeched. Then Videl started to roll around, but still didn't wake up.
The alarm was incredibly loud, but it got a lot louder. The alarm went blank for half a second and was replaced with a tape recording of Videl screeching at the top of her lungs, "Gohan get the hell up, someones breaking in!!!"
Trunks and Goten clogged their ears in agony, Saiyan hearing was much to sensitive to hear something that could be heard throughout the neighborhood.
Videl slowly got up, with her eyes barely opened, she went to turn off the alarm. The petrified boys slowly looked up. Just their luck, the alarm shut off was... right behind them!
Goten and Trunks went into panic, so their minds shut off and they went into auxiliary actions, FOOD!
They then walked around like penguins chanting, "food, food, food..." and in their search they bumped into each other many times.
Uub, though just as panicked, had a more rash and saner plan, he fired a small ki blast at the alarm destroying it and five feet of walls around it.
Videl smiled a bit, realizing that the alarm was off and she must of turned it off, and went back to bed, mumbling about "Gohan's stupid alarm."
Trunks and Goten stopped and breathed a sigh of relief. They found the code in Gohan's bedside drawer and made it up for the long trek ahead.
Once they got there they all stopped for a rest.
"I didn't see the spiked log when we came down!" Uub exclaimed.
"Forget it. It was the acid guns that scared me." Said Trunks. "I told you Gohan was crazy." Goten said plainly.
"Well, whatever. You guys stay here and I'll set up the goods. There aren't anymore traps in Pan's room, right Goten?" Trunks asked.
Goten yawns and lets out a simple, "Nope"
Trunks goes in and after about five minutes he comes back.
"Ok, let's go" Trunks ordered as they go back.
On the way back Uub got sick of everything and blew up the sensory lasers.
"Simple, yet effective." Trunks said while blankly staring at the hole.
They all just flew out of there, not bothering with the vents. Afterwards they partied late into the night and burned their clothes in a huge bonfire.
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We still don't know what it is! Review! Bye guys! (Also, sorry if you had trouble getting into this chapter before, fanfiction must have screwed up.)