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Invader Set was in line to be assigned to a planet. She had received her SIR unit, Meat, and was approached by the almighty Tallest, Red and Purple.
"The planet we're assigning you, Invader."
"Set, my Tallest." She supplied.
"Yes, the planet is Earth. You'll have to take it from the Invader that is already there though." She nodded in acknowledgement. "The Invader on Earth is Zim."
"Zim!?" She narrowed her eyes. "I will GLADLY conquer Zim. I will wrench his pride from his filthy hands and make him watch as I conquer the planet he couldn't!" She laughed maniacally and Meat pulled the ship around.
Later on Earth.
Dib was happily watching Mysterious Mysteries when a bright light flooded the room. He went to the window to investigate but there was nothing but a stop sign. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door that startled him. He slowly opened the door to find a girl in a green dress, boots and gloves with green hair and skin that looked very familiar. Almost like.. Zim! It was another alien!
"ALIEN! You've come to help Zim take Earth, haven't you!?" He screamed and she blinked.
"You are mistaken, big headed Earth child. I am not here to help Zim. And I am not an alien. I do not know what you are talking about. Do you know where Zim lives?" She blinked and pulled her little stuffed moose closer to her. Inside the moose was Meat, her SIR.
"What do you mean you aren't an alien? You just called me big headed Earth child. And my head is not big! And you have green skin and you don't have ears or a nose!"
"And the Tallest said Earth creatures were stupid. I'll inform them that you people are smarter than you look." Hs esaid and pulled out a note pad.
"No, no. It's just me and a few others." He corrected. She put the pad away.
"So do you know where Zim lives?" She asked.
"Yes, but why do you want Zim, Alien?" She narrowed her eyes.
"I'm here to destroy him." Dib smiled evilly. He could make an alliance with the new alien to defeat a common enemy.
"Why do you hate Zim so much?" He probed further. "That's not for you to know, small worm child. Now, please tell me where Zim is?"
"Wait! I hate him too! We could destroy him together!" She scoffed and dropped her professional manner.
"Like I need your help, Earth thing. I am an Irkin invader! You are. well. not." Dib glared.
"So!? I could be of use! Like a distraction or bait or something. I must have my victory!" he declared. Somehow a flag appeared behind him. "By the way, I'm Dib."
"I guess you could be bait. Dib, was it? I suppose you could call me Set. Now, for the last time, lead me to Zim's house. We can talk on the way." He shut the door behind him.
Set eyed the Earth boy suspiciously. If he knew she was an alien, he must know about the others; Zim, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. She thought long and hard. She didn't know anything about these Earth creatures but for an Earth worm, in Set's opinion, Dib wasn't that bad. At least now she knew someone.
Invader Set was in line to be assigned to a planet. She had received her SIR unit, Meat, and was approached by the almighty Tallest, Red and Purple.
"The planet we're assigning you, Invader."
"Set, my Tallest." She supplied.
"Yes, the planet is Earth. You'll have to take it from the Invader that is already there though." She nodded in acknowledgement. "The Invader on Earth is Zim."
"Zim!?" She narrowed her eyes. "I will GLADLY conquer Zim. I will wrench his pride from his filthy hands and make him watch as I conquer the planet he couldn't!" She laughed maniacally and Meat pulled the ship around.
Later on Earth.
Dib was happily watching Mysterious Mysteries when a bright light flooded the room. He went to the window to investigate but there was nothing but a stop sign. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door that startled him. He slowly opened the door to find a girl in a green dress, boots and gloves with green hair and skin that looked very familiar. Almost like.. Zim! It was another alien!
"ALIEN! You've come to help Zim take Earth, haven't you!?" He screamed and she blinked.
"You are mistaken, big headed Earth child. I am not here to help Zim. And I am not an alien. I do not know what you are talking about. Do you know where Zim lives?" She blinked and pulled her little stuffed moose closer to her. Inside the moose was Meat, her SIR.
"What do you mean you aren't an alien? You just called me big headed Earth child. And my head is not big! And you have green skin and you don't have ears or a nose!"
"And the Tallest said Earth creatures were stupid. I'll inform them that you people are smarter than you look." Hs esaid and pulled out a note pad.
"No, no. It's just me and a few others." He corrected. She put the pad away.
"So do you know where Zim lives?" She asked.
"Yes, but why do you want Zim, Alien?" She narrowed her eyes.
"I'm here to destroy him." Dib smiled evilly. He could make an alliance with the new alien to defeat a common enemy.
"Why do you hate Zim so much?" He probed further. "That's not for you to know, small worm child. Now, please tell me where Zim is?"
"Wait! I hate him too! We could destroy him together!" She scoffed and dropped her professional manner.
"Like I need your help, Earth thing. I am an Irkin invader! You are. well. not." Dib glared.
"So!? I could be of use! Like a distraction or bait or something. I must have my victory!" he declared. Somehow a flag appeared behind him. "By the way, I'm Dib."
"I guess you could be bait. Dib, was it? I suppose you could call me Set. Now, for the last time, lead me to Zim's house. We can talk on the way." He shut the door behind him.
Set eyed the Earth boy suspiciously. If he knew she was an alien, he must know about the others; Zim, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. She thought long and hard. She didn't know anything about these Earth creatures but for an Earth worm, in Set's opinion, Dib wasn't that bad. At least now she knew someone.