Ok like you have never heard this before I do not own the characters but I
can borrow them and not give them back! So if you sue me you won't get
anything as I own nothing so come and get me. Also like u didn't notice
this is my first fanfic PLEASE review, you can flame me to I don't care
bring it on *giggles* next chapter is MUCH better
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Aragorn is standing at the top of a hill in the shire." Frodo!!!.....Frodo come here!" Sam runs over to him.
" hullo Mr. Strider sir I'm here to help you instead of Mr., Frodo as he is...........um busy ".
"Well where is Frodo?"
"He is back at" at that moment Frodo stagers over to them giggling.
"Sam what happened to Frodo?"
"Well you see sir that Mr. Pippin gave him to much ale." Aragorn reached down and grabbed Frodo's shirt pulling the hobbit up to be eye level with him. He opens his mouth to ask Frodo what happened when a near by bush shook and started talking.
"If I get everyone drunk I will be able to take over the Shire!!!" Aragorn reached into the bush and pulls out pip.
"Umm hiya there strider ....do you want a drink?" pip says innocently holding out a mug.
Frodo in his drunken state finds all of this very funny and starts laughing hysterically still being held up by his shirt. Aragorn is sick of dealing with the giggling mass of Frodo he turns to pip.
"The whole shire pippin?" Trying to get pip to tell him more. Luckily for him pip is very egger to share his brilliant plan with someone.
"Well u see if I controlled the whole shire everyone will know that I am smart and not just the mindless hobbit from the movie! What they say about how the camera adds ten pounds isn't true it just makes me look 10 times stupider!!!"
Not listening at all Frodo starts laughing again talking to someone that isn't there.
"Frodo?" Aragorn asks trying to figure out what he is doing now completely ignoring pip. Hearing his name Frodo stops talking to himself but continues to giggle.
"Oh hullo there!" now noticing Aragorn.
"I'm Frodo" he tries to reach out and shake his hand but he misses accidentally grabbing the back of pips head but still he shakes his hand pulling pippins hair .
"OOWWW FRODO THAT HURT!"
Sam just snorts at him "It's your own fault for getting Mr. Frodo drunk!"
In his pain pippin blurts out "No I didn't I was planning to but he was already drunk when I got to him".
The other bush now starts giggling, Aragorn shifts Frodo and pip so he's holding them both with one arm and walks over to the bush. Pip is now screaming about how evil creatures are in the bush and will eat him if Aragorn drags him over there in his fury he bites Aragorn but misses and bites Frodo instead. Frodo who had been laughing uncontrollably at pippins screams now screamed in pain and believing it to be one of pippins bush monsters also starts screaming. Ignoring the flailing hobbits Aragorn reaches into the bush and pulls out merry.
Knowing merry will tell his plan just like pippin Aragorn simply asks.
"Merry?"
Merry instantly begins to blurt out his story.
"It's true I did it and I was going to have pip do my dirty work "at this point pippin yells at merry but is completely ignored"For me but he was too stupid and couldn't do it right". "Why u ask !" knowing fully well that no one had asked "well its just not fair that pip is noticed and loved while I am just that other hobbit !!!".
Everyone is now staring at merry even the giggling Frodo and he loves the attention. Pip is very mad now at both being ignored and Merry's insulting rambling. Not wanting to deal with angry hobbits Aragon turns o Sam who has been very quiet and as he is holding the other hobbits they all stare at him. Sam does not like this attention at all and while everyone is staring Frodo escapes Aragorn's arms unnoticed and runs around somehow singing and giggling at the same time. Only when Sam yelps and points behind Aragorn does he turn, Frodo is spinning and for reasons unknown to them taking off his shirt.
Sam collects himself enough to yell.
"FRODO" and run after him Frodo is now finished with his shirt and continues to strip. The group stands for a minute staring at Sam chasing the ever striping Frodo. Gimli, Legolas, Gandalf, and Boromir all walk over to them.
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Aragorn is standing at the top of a hill in the shire." Frodo!!!.....Frodo come here!" Sam runs over to him.
" hullo Mr. Strider sir I'm here to help you instead of Mr., Frodo as he is...........um busy ".
"Well where is Frodo?"
"He is back at" at that moment Frodo stagers over to them giggling.
"Sam what happened to Frodo?"
"Well you see sir that Mr. Pippin gave him to much ale." Aragorn reached down and grabbed Frodo's shirt pulling the hobbit up to be eye level with him. He opens his mouth to ask Frodo what happened when a near by bush shook and started talking.
"If I get everyone drunk I will be able to take over the Shire!!!" Aragorn reached into the bush and pulls out pip.
"Umm hiya there strider ....do you want a drink?" pip says innocently holding out a mug.
Frodo in his drunken state finds all of this very funny and starts laughing hysterically still being held up by his shirt. Aragorn is sick of dealing with the giggling mass of Frodo he turns to pip.
"The whole shire pippin?" Trying to get pip to tell him more. Luckily for him pip is very egger to share his brilliant plan with someone.
"Well u see if I controlled the whole shire everyone will know that I am smart and not just the mindless hobbit from the movie! What they say about how the camera adds ten pounds isn't true it just makes me look 10 times stupider!!!"
Not listening at all Frodo starts laughing again talking to someone that isn't there.
"Frodo?" Aragorn asks trying to figure out what he is doing now completely ignoring pip. Hearing his name Frodo stops talking to himself but continues to giggle.
"Oh hullo there!" now noticing Aragorn.
"I'm Frodo" he tries to reach out and shake his hand but he misses accidentally grabbing the back of pips head but still he shakes his hand pulling pippins hair .
"OOWWW FRODO THAT HURT!"
Sam just snorts at him "It's your own fault for getting Mr. Frodo drunk!"
In his pain pippin blurts out "No I didn't I was planning to but he was already drunk when I got to him".
The other bush now starts giggling, Aragorn shifts Frodo and pip so he's holding them both with one arm and walks over to the bush. Pip is now screaming about how evil creatures are in the bush and will eat him if Aragorn drags him over there in his fury he bites Aragorn but misses and bites Frodo instead. Frodo who had been laughing uncontrollably at pippins screams now screamed in pain and believing it to be one of pippins bush monsters also starts screaming. Ignoring the flailing hobbits Aragorn reaches into the bush and pulls out merry.
Knowing merry will tell his plan just like pippin Aragorn simply asks.
"Merry?"
Merry instantly begins to blurt out his story.
"It's true I did it and I was going to have pip do my dirty work "at this point pippin yells at merry but is completely ignored"For me but he was too stupid and couldn't do it right". "Why u ask !" knowing fully well that no one had asked "well its just not fair that pip is noticed and loved while I am just that other hobbit !!!".
Everyone is now staring at merry even the giggling Frodo and he loves the attention. Pip is very mad now at both being ignored and Merry's insulting rambling. Not wanting to deal with angry hobbits Aragon turns o Sam who has been very quiet and as he is holding the other hobbits they all stare at him. Sam does not like this attention at all and while everyone is staring Frodo escapes Aragorn's arms unnoticed and runs around somehow singing and giggling at the same time. Only when Sam yelps and points behind Aragorn does he turn, Frodo is spinning and for reasons unknown to them taking off his shirt.
Sam collects himself enough to yell.
"FRODO" and run after him Frodo is now finished with his shirt and continues to strip. The group stands for a minute staring at Sam chasing the ever striping Frodo. Gimli, Legolas, Gandalf, and Boromir all walk over to them.
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