I do not own any of these characters of course you have heard it a MILLION
times. The author of the characters is dead so you never will see the
person that does own the characters. So don't sue me you'd get nothing
anyway because I have nothing!
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"Hi ..um what are you doing"
"Watching Frodo strip why are you here?" They looked at each other and shrugged.
"We don't know the author wanted us here."
"Well I don't feel like watching Frodo and the author is threatening me so I think ill just go climb the tree!" Gimli makes it to the top of the tree no one bothered to tell him he was too heavy to go up that high so the branch he was standing on snapped.
"AGHHHHHHHHH" Gimli landed straddled on a lower branch. Everyone stares at the flailing dwarf so Frodo takes advantage of it and pokes everyone in the butt.
Frodo had managed to strip off everything but his boxers he was still being chased by Sam but he was caring all of Frodo's cloths and couldn't run as fast. Everyone noticed Frodo poking there butts but Gimli was still to amusing to stop watching. Aragorn became Frodo's favorite butt to poke so he completely stopped poking the others and stood directly behind him poking his butt.
Gimli meanwhile had taken out his axe and was chopping the branch that he was on. Gandalf, Legolas, and Boromir being completely ignored by the neglecting author set up a table and play cards. Aragorn, now bright red from the butt poking, grabbed Frodo accidentally dropping the other hobbits.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING"?
At this point Sam catches up and drops everything thinking that someone will hurt Frodo.
"LET GO OF HIM it's not his fault its Pips fault for getting him drunk!!!" Sam pounds on Aragorn's legs in a feeble attempt to make him drop Frodo. Merry also goes completely of the deep end.
"NO IT WAS ME, MY FAULT". Merry joins the assault on Aragorn and not knowing what else to do pip follows Merry's lead and for reasons unknown to him also hits Aragorn.
Legolas and Boromir both accuse each other of cheating.
"YOU HAD THE CARDS UP YOUR SLEAVE "
I DID NOT YOU THEVING ELF!"
While they where fighting Gandalf accidentally sets fire to the table. The table sets Gimli's tree on fire as well. Gimli falls out of the tree right on top of the already annoyed Aragorn. Aragorn and all of the hobbits are trapped under Gimli. Every time someone manages to stand up they are pulled back down by someone in an attempt to get themselves back up.
Gandalf's hat caught fire from a spark, but he likes it to much to take of so he runs around in an attempt to put it out.
Legolas and Boromir's fight has worsened although it doesn't matter anymore as the Gandalf set the cards on fire with the table. The elf has had too much he rips out his bow and shoots Boromir.
"YOU SHOT ME YOU CRAZED ELF YOU SHOT ME!"
"No I didn't "He hides the bow behind his back.
Gandalf running about madly somehow does not notice the large group on the ground. He runs into them falling over and lighting Frodo's cloths on fire (the ones he is not wearing) as well as a small flame on Aragorn's already abused butt.
Boromir points at the arrow sticking out of him and yells at Legolas. He has had too much and Legolas tackles the screaming man Boromir is surprisingly pushed back into the growing pile of creatures on the ground. Legolas and Boromir roll around on top of everyone attacking each other. Gandalf's hat has set fire to Legolas's hair; this is yet to be discovered by the elf.
On the button Aragorn and the hobbits fight to reach the top of the pile. Frodo still occasionally poking people's butts, especially Aragorn's as his is still on fire. Merry is screaming that he hasn't had a line in many paragraphs and upon reading this sentence faints. Pip has forgotten what he was yelling about and is now shouting random words.
"MUSHROOM ICECREAM!"
Sam is still trying to stop Frodo from poking everyone's butts. Boromir laughed at Legolas's flaming hair so hard that he missed the fact that his hair was long and had set his beard on fire. Legolas noticed his hair and began yelling about his 'perfect hair' thinking only that he should stop drop and roll.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mwahaha yes I will end there for now! *giggles insanely* ooooooooh look at the pretty button! See it right down there? Click it its so pretty you know you want to!
"Hi ..um what are you doing"
"Watching Frodo strip why are you here?" They looked at each other and shrugged.
"We don't know the author wanted us here."
"Well I don't feel like watching Frodo and the author is threatening me so I think ill just go climb the tree!" Gimli makes it to the top of the tree no one bothered to tell him he was too heavy to go up that high so the branch he was standing on snapped.
"AGHHHHHHHHH" Gimli landed straddled on a lower branch. Everyone stares at the flailing dwarf so Frodo takes advantage of it and pokes everyone in the butt.
Frodo had managed to strip off everything but his boxers he was still being chased by Sam but he was caring all of Frodo's cloths and couldn't run as fast. Everyone noticed Frodo poking there butts but Gimli was still to amusing to stop watching. Aragorn became Frodo's favorite butt to poke so he completely stopped poking the others and stood directly behind him poking his butt.
Gimli meanwhile had taken out his axe and was chopping the branch that he was on. Gandalf, Legolas, and Boromir being completely ignored by the neglecting author set up a table and play cards. Aragorn, now bright red from the butt poking, grabbed Frodo accidentally dropping the other hobbits.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING"?
At this point Sam catches up and drops everything thinking that someone will hurt Frodo.
"LET GO OF HIM it's not his fault its Pips fault for getting him drunk!!!" Sam pounds on Aragorn's legs in a feeble attempt to make him drop Frodo. Merry also goes completely of the deep end.
"NO IT WAS ME, MY FAULT". Merry joins the assault on Aragorn and not knowing what else to do pip follows Merry's lead and for reasons unknown to him also hits Aragorn.
Legolas and Boromir both accuse each other of cheating.
"YOU HAD THE CARDS UP YOUR SLEAVE "
I DID NOT YOU THEVING ELF!"
While they where fighting Gandalf accidentally sets fire to the table. The table sets Gimli's tree on fire as well. Gimli falls out of the tree right on top of the already annoyed Aragorn. Aragorn and all of the hobbits are trapped under Gimli. Every time someone manages to stand up they are pulled back down by someone in an attempt to get themselves back up.
Gandalf's hat caught fire from a spark, but he likes it to much to take of so he runs around in an attempt to put it out.
Legolas and Boromir's fight has worsened although it doesn't matter anymore as the Gandalf set the cards on fire with the table. The elf has had too much he rips out his bow and shoots Boromir.
"YOU SHOT ME YOU CRAZED ELF YOU SHOT ME!"
"No I didn't "He hides the bow behind his back.
Gandalf running about madly somehow does not notice the large group on the ground. He runs into them falling over and lighting Frodo's cloths on fire (the ones he is not wearing) as well as a small flame on Aragorn's already abused butt.
Boromir points at the arrow sticking out of him and yells at Legolas. He has had too much and Legolas tackles the screaming man Boromir is surprisingly pushed back into the growing pile of creatures on the ground. Legolas and Boromir roll around on top of everyone attacking each other. Gandalf's hat has set fire to Legolas's hair; this is yet to be discovered by the elf.
On the button Aragorn and the hobbits fight to reach the top of the pile. Frodo still occasionally poking people's butts, especially Aragorn's as his is still on fire. Merry is screaming that he hasn't had a line in many paragraphs and upon reading this sentence faints. Pip has forgotten what he was yelling about and is now shouting random words.
"MUSHROOM ICECREAM!"
Sam is still trying to stop Frodo from poking everyone's butts. Boromir laughed at Legolas's flaming hair so hard that he missed the fact that his hair was long and had set his beard on fire. Legolas noticed his hair and began yelling about his 'perfect hair' thinking only that he should stop drop and roll.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mwahaha yes I will end there for now! *giggles insanely* ooooooooh look at the pretty button! See it right down there? Click it its so pretty you know you want to!