A/N:

Ominous Voice: Will the Real Juli Black please stand up?

Juliana: *looks around and slowly stands up*

Ominous Voice: I repeat, will the Real Juli Black PLEASE stand up?

Juliana: *gives a weird and annoyed look and waves her hand around* Helloooooo. I AM standing up!

Ominous Voice: Oh, sorry about that.

Juliana: *miffed* Fine. Ignore me. See if *I* care.

Missie: But.... Jewlz?

Juliana: Hmmm?

Missie: You DO care.

Juliana: *surprised* Oh right....

Ominous Voice: Anyway Juli Black, I just wanted to inform you that your spelling in this fic is absolutely atrocious.

Juliana: *scowls* Thank you EVER so much for pointing that out. Yet NEED I remind you, I DON'T HAVE A SPELL CHECK YOU STUPID OMINOUS VOICE-Y THINGY!!!!!!!!

Missie: *laughs at the retarded Ominous Voice*

Juli: That wasn't very polite Missie. .

Missie: Oh right! *laughs at the mentally challenged Ominous Voice*

Ominous Voice: *growls* Thanks a lot.



Disclaimer:

Juliana: Sue me and I'll send my father, who is a convicted murderer might I add, after you. ^.^

Sirius: You will?

Juliana: *nods*

Sirius: Oh. ..... Why?

Juliana: *mutters under her breath: Where were YOU when the brains were passed out to people?*

Sirius: What was that? o.O

Juliana: *sweetly* Noooothing! ^.^

Harry: O.O That girl has been hanging around Malfoy WAY too much.

Juliana: HIS NAME IS DRACO YOU IGNORANT FOOL!!!! *composes herself* Anyway! Enjoy my ficcy! .... OR ELSE! .

Harry: *gulps*





Sorry if some of this is a bit wonky... I'm sorta sick right now and I feel like a hoard of rabid banjo-playing monkeys just paraded over my head. *moans*

2nd Disclaimer: If you think I own Harry Potter, then you're wonkier than how my head feels right now. And that's purdy darn wonky.



How would people feel about Dean/Seamus? ^.^

BTW to the person who said they'd stop reading if I threw in slash: Well you can stop being a brat because I DON'T CARE. I have other people who read this and if I want to write in slash I will and can and I don't care if you'll stop reading. It really pisses me off when people do that. WHY would you stop reading? Do you have a problem with homosexuals? What's your deal?

ANYWAY, I asked to see people's reactions, not to see someone say they'll stop reading if I add in slash. Thank you, I've just decided that there WILL be *SOME* slash in here, although not plot critical. Nor will there be a lot of it.

This isn't edited and I don't have a beta. Muffins are cool.

Slowly but surely I SHALL finish this.

One of the book parts is off 'cuz I ain't got my fourth book. Sowwy.









"Hogwarts! Hogwarts! Hoggy Warty Hogwarts!" Missie sung at the top of her lungs, bopping her trunk down the stairs, making an incredible amount of noise in the process. Probably waking up Sirius as well. It was only gour in the morning, the morning the kids would be heading back to school. Harry, who was sitting on his own trunk in the living room, gave Missie a peculiar look and raised his eyebrow from around the apple he was eating.

"Just practising," she shrugged, snatching his apple and taking a bite from it. "Merry Christmas," she said through a mouthful of Red Delicious apple when Harry frowned at it after she tossed it back. "That's a good apple," she said with a grin after she had swallowed.

"I know," Harry said disdainfully, still staring at the apple.

"Harry! It's not like I have cooties or anything," Missie grinned, then stopped suddenly. Harry looked up at the cieling as a loud THUD sounded from upstairs, and then a large cherry trunk went flying down the stairs, making a loud noise as it bumped on each step.

"INCOMING!" Juliana screached, chasing after the runaway trunk. "WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT!" she yelled. Missie pulled her wand from her belt quickly and cast the levitation charm, getting the trunk to stop flying around, but also Juliana to run into Harry from the speed and toppled over him, now both on the ground, a sheepish Juliana atop of a none- too-happy-Harry.

"Hi there," she smiled weakly as Harry rolled her off of him. She groaned, sitting up and rubbing her elbow. "Owch," she said, standing up and staring at the floating trunk with wide eyes. "Don't you think you should let it down now?" she said.

"Oh, right. Duh...." Missie said to herself and began to drop the spell, causing the trunk to go flying down.

"SLOWLY! SLOWLY!" Harry yelped, and Missie quickly took the spell back up and gently brought it to the ground with a grin.

"Scared ya'," Missie said triumphantly. Harry gave Missie a Look.

"Har, har," he said sarcastically, stretching. He sure was going to miss this place. He had finally a place to call home besides Hogwarts, and he wasn't sure he wanted to leave. Although he DID want to see Hermione and Ron again. But one thing was for sure, life was never boring at the Lupin- Black household. this much was certain as Missie and Juliana were whispering back and forth between each other with sadistic grins.

"Uh... girls? What are you... planning?" he asked nervously as they grinned at him evilly and began to advance upon him.



Around Six A.M....

"Dad! Reemie!" Juliana called out, shouting for them from behind a corner.

"Hmm?" Remus er... said..., not looking up from his book.

"We have a surprise!" Missie shouted from upstairs. Remus sighed, closing the novel and rubbed his forehead. /Please don't let them have painted the living room black or something of that sort,/ Remus prayed. Siriuspulled his head out from the ice box and grinned.

"Come on Reemie, let's see what this surprise is!" Sirius always was a child at heart. The two went into the living room and Remus whipped his head around nervously.

"Presenting... the wonderous, fabulous, HARRYYYYY POTTER!!!" Missie said in her announcer-voice. Juliana snickered dragging Harry down from upstairs as both Sirius and Remus gaped.

Where an innocent-looking, scrawny, and geeky Harry Potter had once been, was now a Harry Potter worth drooling over. Harry's usually messy messy hair was now sticking up in strategic places, held up by Wizarding gel. And the tips of thge spikes were dyed bright green. This was Juliana's doing and he wanted to strangle her.

He was now wearing the clothing Juliana had gotten him, but had refused to wear. A royal blue muscle shirt, too-tight bluejeans, and it looked like as if there was *glitter* in his hair. His gawky glasses and his awkward lightening-bolt scar remained, but the girls insisted it gave him character. Missie even had him holding onto a leather jacketaround one arm. Not that he would really need it. It was warm enough outside anyway.

"Er..." Remus stammered, unsure of what to say. Sirius, on the other hand, knew exactly what to say.

"Wow! Harry... you don't look like such a geek anymore!" Harry glared.

"Gee, thanks," he said sarcastically, though grinning.

"I mean it only in the best of ways," Sirius smirked, then quickly checked his watch. "Oh crap! We have to get to Kings Cross!" he yelped, grabbing Juliana's trunk, while Remus did the sensible thing and levitated Missie and Harry's outside. Sirius quickly shrunk all three, and threw them into his motorcycle trunk.

"Where'd you get THIS baby?" Harry breathed out in awe, not believing he hadn't noticed it before. Sirius smiled softly.

"When I was sixteen, my sister and my girlfriend, who were best of friends, brought this for me for Christmas," he said quietly, running a hand over the exterior. This, of course, spiked Harry's curiosity. Needless to say, he asked who they were.

"My sister's name was Juliana, and my girlfriend was Gemini Avery," he said with a grin. This sparked the girls' sense of curiosity as well.

"Juliana?" Missie said interested. Sirius smiled with a nod.

"She was actually my cousin... but she lived with me since we were six, so we were pretty much like brother-sister. That's why I named Jewlz that." He said with a sad smile.

"What happened to her?" Juliana whispered.

"Nevermind that," Sirius said suddenly, hopping onto the bike. "Come on up Harry, although you should put that coat on, it gets pretty chilly up there." Harry's eyes widened.

"This is the bike Hagrid flew me on when I was a baby!" He said in amazement, and slipping on the jacket.

"We'll see you two there," Remus said with a smile as the girls got onto their broomsticks, Nimbus 2000's.



10:00 A.M....

Juliana and Missie touched down with Remus a few minutes behind them, looking stern.

"It's not our fault that you don't like to fly that fast Reemie," Juliana said innocently to a raised eyebrow. "Will it help if we say sorry?" Juliana asked, grinning like a cheshire cat. Missie elbowed her.

"PROFESSOR LUPIN!" Hermione ran over to him with a grin. "Professor! Are you teaching Defense Against The Dark Arts again this year?"she asked hopefully, not noticing the two girls. While Juliana was glad for the distraction, Missie was bit annoyed.

"His name isn't 'Professor', it's Remus, but you can call him Mister Lupin,"she said coldly, surprising the bushy haired girl.

"Missie!" The amber-eyed man said, clearly shocked at her attitude. "No Hemrione, I'm afraid not. I'm just here to see these two off. This is my daughter, Missie, and my goddaughter, Juliana." He said kindly.

"What'd I do!?" Juliana said loudly from hearing her name. She had been staring at the Hogwarts students going through the platform barrier to pay attention. Remus smiled and introduced her to Hermione.

"You're one of Harry's friends, aren't you?" she said after a minute, catching Hermione off her guard, who blushed and nodded. This made Missie look all the more murderous.

"How do you know? Have you met him?" Hermione asked, a bit unsure because Harry had never mentioned them them, but they WERE with Professor Lupin....

"He lived with us most of the summer," Missie said in a falsely chipper voice. Anyone who knew her very well could tell she wasn't FEELING very chipper. Hermione gave her a weird, calculating look as Harry landed with Sirius, who had clearly used some sort of disguise as he didn't look anything like Sirius.

"Hermione!" Harry said with a smile, causing Hermione to brighten, and a certain red-head to come on over at the sound of her name.

"Harry!" Ron shouted with a grin. Missie and Juliana gave each other long-suffering looks and hugged their fathers good-bye, being completely ignored by Harry, and grabbing their trunks from their now-unshrunkness, went through the barrier just as Ron began introducing Harry to his older brothers.

"Oh Ron, this is...." Harry turned around, and realized that the girls had gone off. "Er, we should probably get to the train," he said. After quickly saying good-bye to Remus and Sirius-in-cognito, he headed to the barrier, and ran through with his friends.

"You know, I almost wish that I was back at Hogwarts this year," Bill said wistfully.

"What? Why?" Fred asked.

"Why? What?" George echoed back at him.

"You'll find out, now have fun this year and BE CAREFUL," Mrs. Weasley said sternly. Harry, Ron, and Hermione agreed readily, and hurried off to the train quickly, just as it began to start up.

Walking around, Harry quickly spotted Juliana and Missie who were busy playing a muggle card game, and they had two piles of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans lying around.

"What are you playing?" Harry asked curiously.

"Ick, that's sick!" Juliana said, not paying attention, then glaring at Missie as they each took a bean from different piles.

"Ewwwww!!!!!!!" Juliana said loudly, looking ill.

"Huh?" Ron said dumbly.

"It's five hand quick draw poker. Whoever has the better hand, gets a bean from the good-bean pile, and the loser get's one from the nasty pile. Peple who suck at poker usually end up hurling by the end of the game." Missie said proudly. She hadn't hurled in years when playing this game.

"Ewck (mix between ick and eww)) that's sick!" Hermione exclaimed, backing up a bit.

"Incentive to win, that's all," Missie said distractedly. The door went flying open; it was Draco Malfoy.

"Oh look Crabbe, It's Potty, Mudblood, and the Weasel. They even have two frie-"

"DRACO!" Juliana said eagerly, jumping up and throwing her arms around his shoulders. Needless to say, the blonde was pleasantly surprised.

"Juliana Black! What are you doing with these idiots?" Draco said scathingly. Missie frowned standing up. "Hey Rudolph," he said with a grin. Draco didn't exactly dislike Missie... it's just that it was fun to get her riled up.

"Hey Drakie-poo," Missie said rudely with a simpering smile oni her face, making fun of his name.

Ron and Hermione began questioning Harry.

"Why are you friends with someone who like MALFOY?"

"Black? Is she related to...?"

"What the hell's going on?"

"How does she know him?"

"Why are they coming to Hogwarts anywa-"

"GUYS!" Harry yelled, causing the two to back off.

"Aww, is precious Potter having troubles in the friends department?" Draco sniggered, causing Juliana to frown at him.

"Back off Draco. Harry's great." Juliana said in his defense.

"Oh really? You were singing a different tune back wh-" He began to taunt her, but she thought, /Tune? I'll show you TUNE!/

"Musara Semper!" she hissed, pointing her wand at him. Draco glared and opened his mouth.

"This is the song that doesn't end! Yes it goes on and on my frie-" Draco's eyes widened as he clapped a hand over his mouth, trying to speak once more, he sang out, "-nd. some people! Started singing it not know-" he stopped again, and glared once more, sweeping out of the compartment with his two cronies. Juliana huffed and sat down.

"What was THAT?!" Ron said in amazement.













You'll find out about Lily..... next chapter, I'd say. If not- it'll be the one right after. REPLY! Or you'll NEVER find out! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Meep.