Cyris: *mutters* Do this, do that... *throws dirty clothes into hamper*
[She's in her parents' room.]
Cyris: *picks up pile of dirty white clothes, no longer white* Eayucchh!! Is that ...? *gasps* Underwear? *shivers* Eeee... {My parents are gross.}
~ [To Terry...]
*phone rings*
Terry's mom: Sugar muffin, could you get that?
Terry: Okay! *picks up receiver* This is Sugar Muffin!
Terry's brother: *gags*
Person over phone: I'm sorry, this might be the wrong house... Um... Is this the Bakers?
Terry: Sure is! I'm Sugar Muffin Baker!
Person over phone: *sweatdrops* Well... this is Tom Girschow, and I'm from the bank-
Terry: *screeches; slams down phone* I knew that one day Cyris would become a banker!!
Terry's brother: *sweatdrops* {I can't believe she's my sister...} Don't you think you're overreacting?
Terry: Hunh? {I'm not thinking anything at the moment...}
~ [To Jason...]
Jason: Let's see... Drew, do you think I should go as someone or as myself?
[Drew is Jason's brother.]
Drew: Neither. Go as a completely anaynomous person. Unless you want to go with more mischief and get whoever you're posing for in trouble.
Jason: That's not a bad idea... {Bring out the true meaning of Mischief Night!}
~ [To Mark...]
Anne, Mark's sister: So, what are you doing for Mischief Night?
Mark: *reads e-mail* Oh look, Cyris bought a bull... Well, that depends if Mom and Dad let us go, which I doubt.
Anne: Howcome you don't think they'll let us go?
Mark: You know how they are.
Anne: Yeah, guess you're right. This'll be hard...
~ [To Wolfpack Isle...]
Zelas: It should be tighter!
[Zelas caught Dynast.]
Xellos: *puts foot on Dynast's hip, pulls chains*
Dynast: Ow! You couldn't it tighter, could you?
Zelas: I could! Xellos?
Xellos: *pulls chains tighter*
[Now he's wrapped up in another problem.]
Phibby: *teleports in* What are you... oooh, is this a torture session?
Xellos: Sore wa himistu desu!
Phibby: ... Zelas?
Zelas: Sore wa himistu desu! Now get lost!
Dolphin: *teleports in* Phibby!
Phibby: Don't call me that!
Dolphin: Phibby-chan?
Phibby: No!
Dolphin: Phibby-san?
Phibby: No!
Dolphin: Phibby-sama?
Phibby: No!
Dolphin: Hellmaster Phibbrizo?
Phibby: YES!!
Dynast: Hellbrat?
Phibby: NO!!!
Dynast: Then what can we call you?
Phibby: You can call me-
Dynast: Phubby? Phibby? Phabby? Phobby? Phebby?
Phibby: No, no, no, no, NO!!!
Dynast: Hey! Don't look at me!!! The author had trouble spelling Phibby!!
Dynast, Phibby, Zelas: *stare at author*
[They...um... stare at me... creepy...]
Dynast: *giggles before being choked*
Zelas: *whisper to Xellos* What's his torture?
Dynast: Ha! No torture can outtort me!!
Xellos: Amelia.
Zelas, Phibby, Dynast: *stare at Xellos*
[You expect Xellos to tell them about Amelia?]
Xellos: *teleports out; teleports in with Amelia* Explain the wonders of life!!
Amelia: *engages into in-depth description of how wonderful life is* {Why am I doing this?}
Zelas, Xellos, Phibby: *teleport out*
Dolphin: {I like her song!} *dances whenever Amelia starts singing "Life is Wonderful"*
Dynast: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna die!!! HELP!!!!
~ [To Cyris...]
Cyris: Mom pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeee?????
Cyris' Mom: I don't understand why children would go out on a night like this?
Cyris: {CHILDREN!?!?!} *puppy-dog eyes*
Cyris' Mom: Oh, alright. {That's the last of her. She's going to disappear with those other involved kids.}
Cyris: Yay!! *grabs black cloak and heads out door*
Cyris' Mom: I'm never going to see her again...
~ [To Terry...]
Terry: Momma muffin?
Terry's Mom: Yes, Sugar Muffin?
Terry: Can I go out with some of my friends tonight? We're just gonna take a little walk...
Terry's Mom: A little walk is fine.
Terry: *heads out door, jumping around*
Terry's brother: Mom, you DO realize what day it is, don't you?
Terry's Mom: Yeah, it's October 30th. Why do you ask.
Terry's brother: Forget I said anything.
~ [To Jason...]
Jason: I think I'll do as myself.
Drew: Good luck, bro. *pulls down Scream mask*
Jason's Mom: Drew, where're you going?!
Drew: It's Mischief Night! I'm going out!
Jason's Mom: It was Mischief Night last night! And the night before that! And the night before that!
Drew: But Mom...
Jason's Mom: But nuttun!! You're grounded!!
Drew: Oh, crap.
Jason: See ya, bro!
~ [To Mark...]
Mark: Cow or bull?
Anne: How about yourself?
Mark: Hmm... Everyone expects me to be a cow.
Anne: How about you be Mr. Unexpected?
Mark:... Na.
Anne: Like you were when you were five?
Mark: What?!
Anne: *pulls out family album, opens it, points to a picture*
Mark: Eeep. I told Mom not to put that in there. Well, I'm going as myself! Bye! *goes outside, walks down the street, stops at corner, looks at watch* {Well, I'M on time... but where's everybody else?}
Cyris: *walks up* Hey Markie! Where's the cow suit?
Mark: SURPRISE!!!
Cyris: *applauds*
Terry: *walks up* Hey Doll! Hey Cow!
Jason: *walks up*
Terry: Hey Rezo!
Jason: Shut up.
Cyris: What's the matter?
Jason: *all the sudden happy* My brother's grounded!!
Rest: *applauds*
Mark: What did you do?
~ [With Xellos...]
Xellos: *watching the fistfight below him* They really shouldn't be fighting at this time of night.
[Jason and Mark are fighting. (Actually, Jason's hitting and Mark is being hit.)]
Xellos: *turns into Chibi human (a.k.a.-kid), goes down near the group* Hey, mister? *tugs on Jason's shirt*
Jason: WHAT!?!? *whirls around to face Xellos, pushes hair behind ear* Whaddya want?
Xellos: I can't find my mommy!
Jason: Whatever.
Cyris: Aw! How cute! Who's your mommy?
Xellos: Her name's Kathleen and she lives in a big, big house.
Terry: Isn't Kathleen that rich dimwit that lives a block from here?
Cyris, Terry, Jason, Mark: {Kathleen's his MOM?!?!}
Jason: How old is she?
Xellos: She's very young.
Jason: *grins* C'mon, kid! Let's bring you home!!
Cyris: He looks a little like Xellos...
Terry: Who?
Cyris: That little kid.
Terry: Oh... who's Xellos?
Cyris: *sweatdrops* Oh, yeah, you don't know... He's on Slayers, has purple hair and eyes, the hair is about as long as Jason's and he's cute!
Terry: *sweatdrops* Well, that kid seems to fit the description, but in this dim light, who knows?
[Xellos is a bad boy... let's skip too...]
~ [Wolfpack Isle...]
Dynast: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! Stop!!! Please stop!!!
Amelia: *stops suddenly* What?
Dynast: Stop!! Please stop!! Ple- *blinks*
Amelia: *blinks* What am I doing here anyway??
Dynast: {I said... please???? Oh no...}
~ [To Zelas...]
Zelas: *pulls out tape* Well, it looks like the show's over!
Phibby: How where you able to cut out that girl's voice?
Zelas: I didn't. Dolphin designed the equipment.
Phibby: Um... she did?
Zelas: *nods* {How was that over-sugar hyper girl able to do something that I would've loved to do? Never fear positive emotions!]
Phibby: That's hard to believe.
~ [Back to Earth...]
[Let's skip ahead to Kathleen's house and zoom in on the moment.]
Kathleen: Mischief Night? *hoffs* What a silly idea!! That is so immature! Ariel, CLIP MY NAILS!!!
Ariel: Yes ma'am. *clips Kathleen's nails* {What a brat! Oops, I wasn't supposed to think that!!! Cu...}
[Nasty, ne?]
~ [To the group...]
Jason: This you're house?
[They're at Kathleen's front door.]
Xellos: *nods*
Terry: Okay. *rings doorbell*
Kathleen, from inside: WHAT!?!?! GET THE DOOR, ARIEL!!!
Ariel: *mutters* Spoiled brat. *opens door* Hello?
Jason: Hello? Could you get Kathleen?
Ariel: Yeah, sure. Wait here. *leaves*
Kathleen: What in tarnation... Oh... amscram you lowlifes!
Jason: We have your kid! *holds up Xellos*
Kathleen: *blinks* My...kid?
Group: *nods*
Kathleen: What kind of idiots do you think you are?? *slams door closed* {What king of idiots do they think they are?}
Jason: *to Xellos* You really aren't her son, aren't you?
Xellos: *grins* But I am!! *jumps down and bangs on door* MOOOMMMMYYYY!!!!!!!
~ [To Wolfpack Isle...]
Amelia: Take me home!!
Phibby, Dynast, Zelas: *retreat farther from Amelia*
Dynast: I'm not touching her. She nearly killed me!
Amelia: I demand you to take me back!!
Dolphin: I'll take you!!
Amelia: Umm...
Xellos: *teleports in* Come on, Ame-chan!
Amelia: *shocked* Xellos- *is teleported away*
[She's in her parents' room.]
Cyris: *picks up pile of dirty white clothes, no longer white* Eayucchh!! Is that ...? *gasps* Underwear? *shivers* Eeee... {My parents are gross.}
~ [To Terry...]
*phone rings*
Terry's mom: Sugar muffin, could you get that?
Terry: Okay! *picks up receiver* This is Sugar Muffin!
Terry's brother: *gags*
Person over phone: I'm sorry, this might be the wrong house... Um... Is this the Bakers?
Terry: Sure is! I'm Sugar Muffin Baker!
Person over phone: *sweatdrops* Well... this is Tom Girschow, and I'm from the bank-
Terry: *screeches; slams down phone* I knew that one day Cyris would become a banker!!
Terry's brother: *sweatdrops* {I can't believe she's my sister...} Don't you think you're overreacting?
Terry: Hunh? {I'm not thinking anything at the moment...}
~ [To Jason...]
Jason: Let's see... Drew, do you think I should go as someone or as myself?
[Drew is Jason's brother.]
Drew: Neither. Go as a completely anaynomous person. Unless you want to go with more mischief and get whoever you're posing for in trouble.
Jason: That's not a bad idea... {Bring out the true meaning of Mischief Night!}
~ [To Mark...]
Anne, Mark's sister: So, what are you doing for Mischief Night?
Mark: *reads e-mail* Oh look, Cyris bought a bull... Well, that depends if Mom and Dad let us go, which I doubt.
Anne: Howcome you don't think they'll let us go?
Mark: You know how they are.
Anne: Yeah, guess you're right. This'll be hard...
~ [To Wolfpack Isle...]
Zelas: It should be tighter!
[Zelas caught Dynast.]
Xellos: *puts foot on Dynast's hip, pulls chains*
Dynast: Ow! You couldn't it tighter, could you?
Zelas: I could! Xellos?
Xellos: *pulls chains tighter*
[Now he's wrapped up in another problem.]
Phibby: *teleports in* What are you... oooh, is this a torture session?
Xellos: Sore wa himistu desu!
Phibby: ... Zelas?
Zelas: Sore wa himistu desu! Now get lost!
Dolphin: *teleports in* Phibby!
Phibby: Don't call me that!
Dolphin: Phibby-chan?
Phibby: No!
Dolphin: Phibby-san?
Phibby: No!
Dolphin: Phibby-sama?
Phibby: No!
Dolphin: Hellmaster Phibbrizo?
Phibby: YES!!
Dynast: Hellbrat?
Phibby: NO!!!
Dynast: Then what can we call you?
Phibby: You can call me-
Dynast: Phubby? Phibby? Phabby? Phobby? Phebby?
Phibby: No, no, no, no, NO!!!
Dynast: Hey! Don't look at me!!! The author had trouble spelling Phibby!!
Dynast, Phibby, Zelas: *stare at author*
[They...um... stare at me... creepy...]
Dynast: *giggles before being choked*
Zelas: *whisper to Xellos* What's his torture?
Dynast: Ha! No torture can outtort me!!
Xellos: Amelia.
Zelas, Phibby, Dynast: *stare at Xellos*
[You expect Xellos to tell them about Amelia?]
Xellos: *teleports out; teleports in with Amelia* Explain the wonders of life!!
Amelia: *engages into in-depth description of how wonderful life is* {Why am I doing this?}
Zelas, Xellos, Phibby: *teleport out*
Dolphin: {I like her song!} *dances whenever Amelia starts singing "Life is Wonderful"*
Dynast: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna die!!! HELP!!!!
~ [To Cyris...]
Cyris: Mom pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeee?????
Cyris' Mom: I don't understand why children would go out on a night like this?
Cyris: {CHILDREN!?!?!} *puppy-dog eyes*
Cyris' Mom: Oh, alright. {That's the last of her. She's going to disappear with those other involved kids.}
Cyris: Yay!! *grabs black cloak and heads out door*
Cyris' Mom: I'm never going to see her again...
~ [To Terry...]
Terry: Momma muffin?
Terry's Mom: Yes, Sugar Muffin?
Terry: Can I go out with some of my friends tonight? We're just gonna take a little walk...
Terry's Mom: A little walk is fine.
Terry: *heads out door, jumping around*
Terry's brother: Mom, you DO realize what day it is, don't you?
Terry's Mom: Yeah, it's October 30th. Why do you ask.
Terry's brother: Forget I said anything.
~ [To Jason...]
Jason: I think I'll do as myself.
Drew: Good luck, bro. *pulls down Scream mask*
Jason's Mom: Drew, where're you going?!
Drew: It's Mischief Night! I'm going out!
Jason's Mom: It was Mischief Night last night! And the night before that! And the night before that!
Drew: But Mom...
Jason's Mom: But nuttun!! You're grounded!!
Drew: Oh, crap.
Jason: See ya, bro!
~ [To Mark...]
Mark: Cow or bull?
Anne: How about yourself?
Mark: Hmm... Everyone expects me to be a cow.
Anne: How about you be Mr. Unexpected?
Mark:... Na.
Anne: Like you were when you were five?
Mark: What?!
Anne: *pulls out family album, opens it, points to a picture*
Mark: Eeep. I told Mom not to put that in there. Well, I'm going as myself! Bye! *goes outside, walks down the street, stops at corner, looks at watch* {Well, I'M on time... but where's everybody else?}
Cyris: *walks up* Hey Markie! Where's the cow suit?
Mark: SURPRISE!!!
Cyris: *applauds*
Terry: *walks up* Hey Doll! Hey Cow!
Jason: *walks up*
Terry: Hey Rezo!
Jason: Shut up.
Cyris: What's the matter?
Jason: *all the sudden happy* My brother's grounded!!
Rest: *applauds*
Mark: What did you do?
~ [With Xellos...]
Xellos: *watching the fistfight below him* They really shouldn't be fighting at this time of night.
[Jason and Mark are fighting. (Actually, Jason's hitting and Mark is being hit.)]
Xellos: *turns into Chibi human (a.k.a.-kid), goes down near the group* Hey, mister? *tugs on Jason's shirt*
Jason: WHAT!?!? *whirls around to face Xellos, pushes hair behind ear* Whaddya want?
Xellos: I can't find my mommy!
Jason: Whatever.
Cyris: Aw! How cute! Who's your mommy?
Xellos: Her name's Kathleen and she lives in a big, big house.
Terry: Isn't Kathleen that rich dimwit that lives a block from here?
Cyris, Terry, Jason, Mark: {Kathleen's his MOM?!?!}
Jason: How old is she?
Xellos: She's very young.
Jason: *grins* C'mon, kid! Let's bring you home!!
Cyris: He looks a little like Xellos...
Terry: Who?
Cyris: That little kid.
Terry: Oh... who's Xellos?
Cyris: *sweatdrops* Oh, yeah, you don't know... He's on Slayers, has purple hair and eyes, the hair is about as long as Jason's and he's cute!
Terry: *sweatdrops* Well, that kid seems to fit the description, but in this dim light, who knows?
[Xellos is a bad boy... let's skip too...]
~ [Wolfpack Isle...]
Dynast: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! Stop!!! Please stop!!!
Amelia: *stops suddenly* What?
Dynast: Stop!! Please stop!! Ple- *blinks*
Amelia: *blinks* What am I doing here anyway??
Dynast: {I said... please???? Oh no...}
~ [To Zelas...]
Zelas: *pulls out tape* Well, it looks like the show's over!
Phibby: How where you able to cut out that girl's voice?
Zelas: I didn't. Dolphin designed the equipment.
Phibby: Um... she did?
Zelas: *nods* {How was that over-sugar hyper girl able to do something that I would've loved to do? Never fear positive emotions!]
Phibby: That's hard to believe.
~ [Back to Earth...]
[Let's skip ahead to Kathleen's house and zoom in on the moment.]
Kathleen: Mischief Night? *hoffs* What a silly idea!! That is so immature! Ariel, CLIP MY NAILS!!!
Ariel: Yes ma'am. *clips Kathleen's nails* {What a brat! Oops, I wasn't supposed to think that!!! Cu...}
[Nasty, ne?]
~ [To the group...]
Jason: This you're house?
[They're at Kathleen's front door.]
Xellos: *nods*
Terry: Okay. *rings doorbell*
Kathleen, from inside: WHAT!?!?! GET THE DOOR, ARIEL!!!
Ariel: *mutters* Spoiled brat. *opens door* Hello?
Jason: Hello? Could you get Kathleen?
Ariel: Yeah, sure. Wait here. *leaves*
Kathleen: What in tarnation... Oh... amscram you lowlifes!
Jason: We have your kid! *holds up Xellos*
Kathleen: *blinks* My...kid?
Group: *nods*
Kathleen: What kind of idiots do you think you are?? *slams door closed* {What king of idiots do they think they are?}
Jason: *to Xellos* You really aren't her son, aren't you?
Xellos: *grins* But I am!! *jumps down and bangs on door* MOOOMMMMYYYY!!!!!!!
~ [To Wolfpack Isle...]
Amelia: Take me home!!
Phibby, Dynast, Zelas: *retreat farther from Amelia*
Dynast: I'm not touching her. She nearly killed me!
Amelia: I demand you to take me back!!
Dolphin: I'll take you!!
Amelia: Umm...
Xellos: *teleports in* Come on, Ame-chan!
Amelia: *shocked* Xellos- *is teleported away*