AN: Please be aware that groups for the protection of poetry have declared these limericks to be the equivalent of rhyme torture. There's also an instance of egregious accent abuse.
A book by the author Nietzsche
Had a title Clark found just peachy
Except the German
Wrote books intermin-
Able, like Jon getting preachy
There was was a sidekick named Pete
Whose role simply didn't have meat
He rarely got lines,
Among other signs
A token's life is not sweet
A toothy-grinned girl named Chloe
Put on a dress that was showy
She hoped that its pink
Would cause Clark to think
His hormones should go, go, goey!
A mopey youngster named Clark
Had pupils that did more than spark
They set things ablaze
At one hot-eyed gaze
Like Yellowstone National Park
That hairless tycoon named Lex
You don't want to be his ex
He'll fool you and daddy
That's quite a malady
You'll be someone no-one respects
A book by the author Nietzsche
Had a title Clark found just peachy
Except the German
Wrote books intermin-
Able, like Jon getting preachy
There was was a sidekick named Pete
Whose role simply didn't have meat
He rarely got lines,
Among other signs
A token's life is not sweet
A toothy-grinned girl named Chloe
Put on a dress that was showy
She hoped that its pink
Would cause Clark to think
His hormones should go, go, goey!
A mopey youngster named Clark
Had pupils that did more than spark
They set things ablaze
At one hot-eyed gaze
Like Yellowstone National Park
That hairless tycoon named Lex
You don't want to be his ex
He'll fool you and daddy
That's quite a malady
You'll be someone no-one respects