Yoghurt
Author's Notes: I'm doing this AGAIN? Oo-er. I got some GOOD ideas all loaded up, so prepare for a small dose of humour. And less Author's Notes. I hope you enjoy! And if anyone wants any German explained from my fic, just ask. I will do my best to translate myself. Oh, and I have to devote this chapter to Kalaki, a great author who gave me some of the best ideas.
Scott stood around nervously. The three of them were in the bathroom, and the yoghurt was sitting in pots all over the floor. Logan and Kurt were arguing.
"Toffee!" Kurt said.
"Raspberry," Logan disagreed.
"Oh, stop arguing," Scott said, nervously playing with the lock.
"Well, what do you want then?" Logan asked aggressively.
"Banana," he replied.
"Nein!" said Kurt. "I say we put it all in and mix it all together."
And so that's what they did.
It took quite a while to empty the endless pots of Müller Light into the Jacuzzi, and some of it kept slopping onto the floor.
"Can't you put it in the tub and not on the floor?" Scott demanded angrily, just as he ripped the lid off a pot and the whole lot leapt out the top and landed all over the carpet.
"I think you'll find that's your mess, Four Eyes," Logan growled. He licked a blob of yoghurt that was sliding down his arm.
Scott wasn't happy, but he said "hrmph" and carried on emptying.
"Das ist langweilig," Kurt complained. "Can't we get someone else to help? Perhaps Kitty?"
"We're trying not to let anyone else know what we're doing," Scott said with a hint of sarcasm. He gave the yoghurt a quick poke with one finger and stirred it around. "Yum, raspberry, banana and toffee," he grinned.
"There won't be any left if you keep eating it and dropping it on the floor, moron," Logan grumbled.
"It's nearly full," Kurt observed.
"Well, we've still got some left. What are we gonna do with that?" Scott asked.
"Use yer imagination," Logan suggested. He poured one last strawberry pot into the Jacuzzi, and stepped back. He looked on as if it were a great work of art he had just created himself. He rubbed his hands together. "Okay then..." He suddenly looked to Kurt, who was standing next to the Jacuzzi, completely naked. Scott noticed just at the same moment.
"Oh, god, no, my eyes!" Scott wailed. "My delicate eyes! I'm blind! God, Kurt, you made me go blind!" He paused, and looked up. "Oh, no, god, I'm not blind! Why couldn't I have gone blind before I saw that again?" he covered his face with his hands and sobbed.
"It's okay," Logan comforted, his arm around Scott and his eyes shielded from the blue horror in front of them.
"What?" Kurt asked, not really understanding what they were so bothered about.
"Well. we were kind of planning on wearing trunks," Logan explained.
"Ach, Gott, nein!" Kurt exclaimed. "In Deutschland-"
"We ain't in Germany," Logan pointed out. "This is America."
"Ach," sighed Kurt. "Aber... aren't you going to get undressed then?"
Scott looked at Logan. Logan looked at Scott. They both looked at Kurt. "Um," said Scott.
"Come on," Insisted Kurt. Then he shivered. "Ich bin kalt."
Scott and Logan threw their clothes off and leapt into the Jacuzzi so fast all you saw was a big blur. Kurt was left standing beside it. "Hey! Wait for me!" and he leapt in after them. There was quite a big yoghurt-y splash.
"Now what?" Scott asked.
Author Notes Again: Vell, what did you think? And what DOES happen next? Some suggestions, please? Not too dodgy. PG-13 is my limit, I think. But... a bit dodgy. And funny. Must be funny. And NO ONE is to suggested Xavier joins in, because I wouldn't be able to stomach reading that, let alone writing it.
Author's Notes: I'm doing this AGAIN? Oo-er. I got some GOOD ideas all loaded up, so prepare for a small dose of humour. And less Author's Notes. I hope you enjoy! And if anyone wants any German explained from my fic, just ask. I will do my best to translate myself. Oh, and I have to devote this chapter to Kalaki, a great author who gave me some of the best ideas.
Scott stood around nervously. The three of them were in the bathroom, and the yoghurt was sitting in pots all over the floor. Logan and Kurt were arguing.
"Toffee!" Kurt said.
"Raspberry," Logan disagreed.
"Oh, stop arguing," Scott said, nervously playing with the lock.
"Well, what do you want then?" Logan asked aggressively.
"Banana," he replied.
"Nein!" said Kurt. "I say we put it all in and mix it all together."
And so that's what they did.
It took quite a while to empty the endless pots of Müller Light into the Jacuzzi, and some of it kept slopping onto the floor.
"Can't you put it in the tub and not on the floor?" Scott demanded angrily, just as he ripped the lid off a pot and the whole lot leapt out the top and landed all over the carpet.
"I think you'll find that's your mess, Four Eyes," Logan growled. He licked a blob of yoghurt that was sliding down his arm.
Scott wasn't happy, but he said "hrmph" and carried on emptying.
"Das ist langweilig," Kurt complained. "Can't we get someone else to help? Perhaps Kitty?"
"We're trying not to let anyone else know what we're doing," Scott said with a hint of sarcasm. He gave the yoghurt a quick poke with one finger and stirred it around. "Yum, raspberry, banana and toffee," he grinned.
"There won't be any left if you keep eating it and dropping it on the floor, moron," Logan grumbled.
"It's nearly full," Kurt observed.
"Well, we've still got some left. What are we gonna do with that?" Scott asked.
"Use yer imagination," Logan suggested. He poured one last strawberry pot into the Jacuzzi, and stepped back. He looked on as if it were a great work of art he had just created himself. He rubbed his hands together. "Okay then..." He suddenly looked to Kurt, who was standing next to the Jacuzzi, completely naked. Scott noticed just at the same moment.
"Oh, god, no, my eyes!" Scott wailed. "My delicate eyes! I'm blind! God, Kurt, you made me go blind!" He paused, and looked up. "Oh, no, god, I'm not blind! Why couldn't I have gone blind before I saw that again?" he covered his face with his hands and sobbed.
"It's okay," Logan comforted, his arm around Scott and his eyes shielded from the blue horror in front of them.
"What?" Kurt asked, not really understanding what they were so bothered about.
"Well. we were kind of planning on wearing trunks," Logan explained.
"Ach, Gott, nein!" Kurt exclaimed. "In Deutschland-"
"We ain't in Germany," Logan pointed out. "This is America."
"Ach," sighed Kurt. "Aber... aren't you going to get undressed then?"
Scott looked at Logan. Logan looked at Scott. They both looked at Kurt. "Um," said Scott.
"Come on," Insisted Kurt. Then he shivered. "Ich bin kalt."
Scott and Logan threw their clothes off and leapt into the Jacuzzi so fast all you saw was a big blur. Kurt was left standing beside it. "Hey! Wait for me!" and he leapt in after them. There was quite a big yoghurt-y splash.
"Now what?" Scott asked.
Author Notes Again: Vell, what did you think? And what DOES happen next? Some suggestions, please? Not too dodgy. PG-13 is my limit, I think. But... a bit dodgy. And funny. Must be funny. And NO ONE is to suggested Xavier joins in, because I wouldn't be able to stomach reading that, let alone writing it.