Eh-Oh!!! I'm Kalaki. This time we are both going to write a chapter! Oddish
is getting bored so I'd better get on with it.
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Scott (who was still reeling from the whole naked Kurt episode) hadn't realised how strange having a bath in yoghurt would be. Kurt was happily lapping it up and Scott did not want it to end with no yoghurt covering them at all.
He thought about Logan and shuddered.
"You know what this needs?"
Scott dreaded to think "What Kurt?"
"Chocolate sauce!" Kurt had yoghurt dripping off his chin and all over his hair.
"And how do you plan to get it?"
Kurt grinned evilly.
"NO!" Scott yelled as Kurt disappeared. Amazingly most of the yoghurt didn't travel around with him. There was a few moments pause and then...
"ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A girl's scream echoed around the whole of the institute. Scott and Logan exchanged a slightly worried look.
Kurt suddenly reappeared and began to squeeze as much of a brown mess as he could out of the large tube he'd brought.
"Why am I here?" asked Logan.
"Uh, Kurt? Who-who was that girl who screamed?"
Kurt looked up from what he was doing
"Huh? Oh, Rogue."
Scott's whole face froze
"Probably the closest she's ever gonna get though huh?" laughed Logan
Kurt blushed and licked his fingers. Scott felt something brush against his leg and, fearing the worst, he jumped about ten feet in the air
"Just my tail, man," Kurt said without even looking up
"Do you do this a lot Kurt because I must say, you're looking extremely calm. Even though you're in a tub with two other naked guys."
Kurt blushed "uhhhhhhh..."
Logan looked up
"This wouldn't explain why all the ice cream went missing last month would it?"
Kurt went very red (which is hard when you're blue).
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There was a funny noise, and then all three turned to the wall to see Kitty walking past. They all held their breath and didn't move, and Kitty walked straight past, mumbling to herself about hair gel.
Kurt let out a loud sigh as Kitty disappeared through the wall on the other side. Scott paused and then said, "I can't believe she didn't see us."
"Rogue!" called Kitty's voice from the other side of the wall. "Have you seen my hair gel? I like, really need it!"
"Can't... speak... I need therapy... Kurt naked..." Rogue stuttered.
Kitty looked puzzled.
"Therapy! I need therapy!" Rogue screamed.
Kitty looked at her, and then realised something was wrong. "You're so traumatised, you've dropped your accent," she commented.
"I... I..." Rogue stopped.
"You mean, "Ah... Ah..."" Kitty corrected.
"Who cares? I NEED THERAPY!" Rogue gave one last scream and ran away.
Scott and Logan looked at Kurt.
"What?"
"Uh oh..." said Scott. "We can hear them, so they..."
"Shouldn't say anything they don't want us to hear?" Kurt suggested.
"No! They can hear us!"
"Oh," said Kurt. He looked at the yoghurt. "So?"
Logan gave a sigh. "I'll explain. We are three guys, naked, in a tub full of YOGHURT!"
"Half full thanks to Kurt," Scott said irritably.
They stopped to listen, because Kitty had spoken again. "Jean? Have you like, seen my hair gel? And did you hear that?"
"Hear what? All I heard was Logan yelling 'yoghurt'. Which..." she stopped. "Actually, that is sort of weird, isn't it?"
Scott kicked Logan through the yoghurt and muttered, "It's all your fault!"
Logan growled. "Do that again Four-Eyes, and you'll pay..." He stopped. Kitty was speaking again, and she'd caught his attention.
"Have you seen Kurt or Scott anywhere? Rogue said something about Kurt naked, but I don't know where they are. Or Logan, but I like, just heard him yelling."
"Perhaps he's having a bath," Jean offered.
"I should check," Kitty said. She stepped towards the wall.
Scott glanced in that direction, aware of what she was going to do. "Kurt, quick, teleport us out of here!"
"You? Nein! I'm going!" said Kurt, and bamfed off, still naked and dripping yoghurt.
A moment later, there was another scream.
"Do you think he's doing that on purpose?" Scott asked.
Logan shrugged. Then he remembered. "Kitty's coming to check on me," he reminded Scott.
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(Kalaki here again!)
"Uh-oh" Scott panicked. They both looked from side to side and at each other.
"How long can you hold your breath?" Logan asked
"Long enough" Scott replied.
As Kitty came in they both took in a long gulp of air and submerged themselves into the Toffee-ish/raspberry-ish/banana-ish mess (Plus a lot of chocolate sauce)
"Logan?" Kitty asked delicately "Sorry to bother you but..." She looked around. "Guess he's not here" Kitty shrugged.
She suddenly noticed the jacuzzi
"Hey! Who's filled this with yoghurt?" She asked out loud. It did look very tasty though and she dipped her finger in to taste it. "Good yoghurt though"
'What a strange mix of flavours!' Kitty thought
Kitty didn't have anything else to do but didn't leave immediately. She treated herself to a second taste of the funny yoghurt.
"What's that?" she asked out loud
She pulled out a small clump of hairs, blue hairs to be exact. Well, they weren't really hairs, more like fuzz.
'This explains the whole Rogue thing then' Kitty thought
Kitty stood around for a few more moments, blissfully unaware that there were two guys drowning in yoghurt less that a foot away. Finally she left.
The two (still naked) men surfaced and gasped for air. They choked repeatedly
"Wait 'till I get my hands on that elf!" Logan glowered
"You put him on a stick and I'll shish kabob him" Scott agreed
"Hi guys!" Greeted the overly cheerful German as he ported back into the jacuzzi
"Man Kurt! You just left us!" Scott cried
"Shush!! Mein Gott! They can still hear you, remember?"
Logan was furious that Kurt of all people had to remind him of something so obvious.
Outside they suddenly heard Kitty again
"Rogue? Are you-?"
"HE'S FOLLOWING ME AROUND!!!!!!" Rogue screamed at the top of her lungs "I just start to calm down and he's there again!! All naked and... ugh! I feel sick just thinking about it!!"
"Okay, Rogue I'm sure he didn't mean..."
"He was covered from head to toe in this stuff, dripped it everywhere. Then he just smiles at me and says "Hey Rogue" like he does it everyday!!!"
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(Oddish returns!)
Rogue sighed. "And when Ah get ma hands on that elf, Ah'm gonna throttle him with ma bare hands."
Kitty was glad Rogue was suddenly talking "normally" again, because it meant she must be recovering.
Kurt took this break in the conversation as a chance to mumble, "hey, I don't look that bad!" and look hurt.
Scott didn't think it would be fair to point out that Rogue rarely had blue guys with tails appearing naked in front of her, dripping yoghurt. Instead he tried to look sympathetic, and failed miserably.
The three heard footsteps trail off into the distance, and, glad that Kitty had finally gone, began to talk properly again.
"Maybe we should just clean up, and then just forget this ever happened," Scott said, wishing the idea hadn't been his in the first place.
"What are we gonna do with this amount of yoghurt?" Logan asked. He and Scott turned to Kurt.
"Put it back in the pots and put them in the fridge," Kurt explained.
Scott looked as if he was going to be sick.
"It works with ice cream," Kurt added.
Scott turned slightly pale. "Which ice cream?"
"The ice cream that was in the freezer and..."
"I am going to be sick," Scott announced.
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Scott (who was still reeling from the whole naked Kurt episode) hadn't realised how strange having a bath in yoghurt would be. Kurt was happily lapping it up and Scott did not want it to end with no yoghurt covering them at all.
He thought about Logan and shuddered.
"You know what this needs?"
Scott dreaded to think "What Kurt?"
"Chocolate sauce!" Kurt had yoghurt dripping off his chin and all over his hair.
"And how do you plan to get it?"
Kurt grinned evilly.
"NO!" Scott yelled as Kurt disappeared. Amazingly most of the yoghurt didn't travel around with him. There was a few moments pause and then...
"ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A girl's scream echoed around the whole of the institute. Scott and Logan exchanged a slightly worried look.
Kurt suddenly reappeared and began to squeeze as much of a brown mess as he could out of the large tube he'd brought.
"Why am I here?" asked Logan.
"Uh, Kurt? Who-who was that girl who screamed?"
Kurt looked up from what he was doing
"Huh? Oh, Rogue."
Scott's whole face froze
"Probably the closest she's ever gonna get though huh?" laughed Logan
Kurt blushed and licked his fingers. Scott felt something brush against his leg and, fearing the worst, he jumped about ten feet in the air
"Just my tail, man," Kurt said without even looking up
"Do you do this a lot Kurt because I must say, you're looking extremely calm. Even though you're in a tub with two other naked guys."
Kurt blushed "uhhhhhhh..."
Logan looked up
"This wouldn't explain why all the ice cream went missing last month would it?"
Kurt went very red (which is hard when you're blue).
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- (This is the bit where I, i.e. Oddish, take over)
There was a funny noise, and then all three turned to the wall to see Kitty walking past. They all held their breath and didn't move, and Kitty walked straight past, mumbling to herself about hair gel.
Kurt let out a loud sigh as Kitty disappeared through the wall on the other side. Scott paused and then said, "I can't believe she didn't see us."
"Rogue!" called Kitty's voice from the other side of the wall. "Have you seen my hair gel? I like, really need it!"
"Can't... speak... I need therapy... Kurt naked..." Rogue stuttered.
Kitty looked puzzled.
"Therapy! I need therapy!" Rogue screamed.
Kitty looked at her, and then realised something was wrong. "You're so traumatised, you've dropped your accent," she commented.
"I... I..." Rogue stopped.
"You mean, "Ah... Ah..."" Kitty corrected.
"Who cares? I NEED THERAPY!" Rogue gave one last scream and ran away.
Scott and Logan looked at Kurt.
"What?"
"Uh oh..." said Scott. "We can hear them, so they..."
"Shouldn't say anything they don't want us to hear?" Kurt suggested.
"No! They can hear us!"
"Oh," said Kurt. He looked at the yoghurt. "So?"
Logan gave a sigh. "I'll explain. We are three guys, naked, in a tub full of YOGHURT!"
"Half full thanks to Kurt," Scott said irritably.
They stopped to listen, because Kitty had spoken again. "Jean? Have you like, seen my hair gel? And did you hear that?"
"Hear what? All I heard was Logan yelling 'yoghurt'. Which..." she stopped. "Actually, that is sort of weird, isn't it?"
Scott kicked Logan through the yoghurt and muttered, "It's all your fault!"
Logan growled. "Do that again Four-Eyes, and you'll pay..." He stopped. Kitty was speaking again, and she'd caught his attention.
"Have you seen Kurt or Scott anywhere? Rogue said something about Kurt naked, but I don't know where they are. Or Logan, but I like, just heard him yelling."
"Perhaps he's having a bath," Jean offered.
"I should check," Kitty said. She stepped towards the wall.
Scott glanced in that direction, aware of what she was going to do. "Kurt, quick, teleport us out of here!"
"You? Nein! I'm going!" said Kurt, and bamfed off, still naked and dripping yoghurt.
A moment later, there was another scream.
"Do you think he's doing that on purpose?" Scott asked.
Logan shrugged. Then he remembered. "Kitty's coming to check on me," he reminded Scott.
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(Kalaki here again!)
"Uh-oh" Scott panicked. They both looked from side to side and at each other.
"How long can you hold your breath?" Logan asked
"Long enough" Scott replied.
As Kitty came in they both took in a long gulp of air and submerged themselves into the Toffee-ish/raspberry-ish/banana-ish mess (Plus a lot of chocolate sauce)
"Logan?" Kitty asked delicately "Sorry to bother you but..." She looked around. "Guess he's not here" Kitty shrugged.
She suddenly noticed the jacuzzi
"Hey! Who's filled this with yoghurt?" She asked out loud. It did look very tasty though and she dipped her finger in to taste it. "Good yoghurt though"
'What a strange mix of flavours!' Kitty thought
Kitty didn't have anything else to do but didn't leave immediately. She treated herself to a second taste of the funny yoghurt.
"What's that?" she asked out loud
She pulled out a small clump of hairs, blue hairs to be exact. Well, they weren't really hairs, more like fuzz.
'This explains the whole Rogue thing then' Kitty thought
Kitty stood around for a few more moments, blissfully unaware that there were two guys drowning in yoghurt less that a foot away. Finally she left.
The two (still naked) men surfaced and gasped for air. They choked repeatedly
"Wait 'till I get my hands on that elf!" Logan glowered
"You put him on a stick and I'll shish kabob him" Scott agreed
"Hi guys!" Greeted the overly cheerful German as he ported back into the jacuzzi
"Man Kurt! You just left us!" Scott cried
"Shush!! Mein Gott! They can still hear you, remember?"
Logan was furious that Kurt of all people had to remind him of something so obvious.
Outside they suddenly heard Kitty again
"Rogue? Are you-?"
"HE'S FOLLOWING ME AROUND!!!!!!" Rogue screamed at the top of her lungs "I just start to calm down and he's there again!! All naked and... ugh! I feel sick just thinking about it!!"
"Okay, Rogue I'm sure he didn't mean..."
"He was covered from head to toe in this stuff, dripped it everywhere. Then he just smiles at me and says "Hey Rogue" like he does it everyday!!!"
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(Oddish returns!)
Rogue sighed. "And when Ah get ma hands on that elf, Ah'm gonna throttle him with ma bare hands."
Kitty was glad Rogue was suddenly talking "normally" again, because it meant she must be recovering.
Kurt took this break in the conversation as a chance to mumble, "hey, I don't look that bad!" and look hurt.
Scott didn't think it would be fair to point out that Rogue rarely had blue guys with tails appearing naked in front of her, dripping yoghurt. Instead he tried to look sympathetic, and failed miserably.
The three heard footsteps trail off into the distance, and, glad that Kitty had finally gone, began to talk properly again.
"Maybe we should just clean up, and then just forget this ever happened," Scott said, wishing the idea hadn't been his in the first place.
"What are we gonna do with this amount of yoghurt?" Logan asked. He and Scott turned to Kurt.
"Put it back in the pots and put them in the fridge," Kurt explained.
Scott looked as if he was going to be sick.
"It works with ice cream," Kurt added.
Scott turned slightly pale. "Which ice cream?"
"The ice cream that was in the freezer and..."
"I am going to be sick," Scott announced.