AN: First off....Id like to thank everyone who gave me reviews....they all
rocked. I love reviews...^.^
Ok....Fushigi Yuugi doesnt belong to me or the characters in it. This is
basicly a spoof on Dude, Wheres My Car, so hope you all like it!
P.S...im still not seeing any green stuff for this either...T.T and Ill be
making a few comments here and there.
ON WITH THE STORY!!!
Dude? Wheres My Tessen?!?! By: Tempist
"Holy.....Shit....." Tasuki said panting heavily from the chase. He looked over to see Chichiri sitting on a crate.
"Im going to need major meditating after this no da. Suzakus probably inches away from dropping us off a cliff for what we suposedly did no da." Chichiri got up and walked to the door and opened it a crack. They had lost the guards when they dove into this storage shed but Chichiri was still paranoid that they were staking them out.
"Hey....theres the fucking bartenders house that took my fucking tessen!" Tasuki yelled when he looked over Chichiris shoulder. "Common, move yer ass!" Tasuki said and drug Chichiri down the street some to a house with a high fence and wierd noises coming from behind the fence.
"Um...Tasuki-san...I dont think we should go in there no da." Chichiri stopped a few feet from the gate and watched as Tasuki poked his head in.
"Its fine Chiri. Common...dont be such a freakin scared-ass." Tasuki said while opening the gate all the way.
"Im not scared no da! If anything, Im worried what your going to do to the bartender na no da." Chichiri walked through the gate with Tasuki and shut it behind him. They stood amazed how large the land was around the house and noticed that it was all mostly covered in shrubery and so was the house itself.
"Hey look....the guy has rabits." Tasuki said looking over to see a bunch of rabits hopping around and eating grass not 20 feet from them. Tasuki walked over to pet one, when the thing jumped on his face. Tasuki ran around with the rabit on his face and then hit a wall. The rabit loosened its grip when it hit and Tasuki threw it off.... "Holy Shit! That thing attacked me!" Tasuki said and pointed accusingly at the now sweet looking rabit lying on the ground.
"Um....Tasuki-san....." Chichiri stood wide-eyed, staring behind Tasuki.
"What?" Tasuki asked then turned around.... "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Tasuki yelled and jumped back as a rabit the size of a horse came hopping out from behind the house. "ITS A FUCKING RABIT THE SIZE OF A HORSE!!!" (consept...*author shakes her head holding her forehead*) "ACK!!! ITS A HORBIT!! RUN DAMNIT!!!" Tasuki grabbed Chichiri and they sped into a woodshed in the corner of the yard.
"Oh...Suzaku....this is the price we pay for tainting Suzakus name by getting drunk last night na no da." Chichiri panted and Tasuki clenced his fist.
"Im so close. I wont let that bastard have my damn tessen." Tasuki gritted his teeth and opened the door of the woodshed. He saw the horbit right at the door and he slammed it and put his back against the woodshed door. "Eep." Tasuki said and the horbit rammed into it. "Chichiri...do something damnit!" Tasuki yelled.
"Daa!!!!!!!!" Chichiri yelled as Tasuki yelled at him. Chichiri took out his kesa and he pulled himself and Tasuki into it and they reappeared in the house.
Tasuki looked at Chichiri with a scowel...
"Nani no da?"
Tasuki had a killer manack look in his eyes...(you know the one were theyre really calm/high looking? Yeah...that one.) "Why didnt you just do that from the fucking start?!?!" Tasuki yelled.
"DAAAA!!!!!!!!!" Chichiri sweatdropped and then smiled, holding a peace sign up.
"Whos there?" A voice called out from the other room. Tasuki rolled up his sleeve and walked toward the voice.
"Ack!" Tasuki covered his eyes. "IM BLIND!!" He yelled as he cover them. The bartender was this ugly fat ass in nothing but a skirt.... (he has issues...ok?)
"DAAA!!!" Chichiri froze when he came in and saw. He sweatdropped and then quickly hid behind Tasuki who was still holding his face...
"They BURN!!" Tasuki yelled and fanned his eyes.
"Who the hell are you?!?!" The man said and put on a robe. Chichiri poked his head out and then relaxed.
"You took an iron fan from him *points to Tasuki* and he wants it back no da." Chichiri told the man.
"Sorry...dont have it. Some guy bought it off me." The guy said.
"Dude....Wheres My FUCKING Tessen?!?!?!" Tasuki yelled, suddenly getting the use of his eyes back, and grabbing the guy by the collar. The guy, in total fear of the red head mad man that was holding him, told him.
"His name was Nakago....he said something about payback and he gave me a good price for the fan... I had to take the offer, with the crap of a salary they give us at the tavern." The man said and Tasuki put him down.
"Lets go Chichiri." Tasuki said and opened the door to the outside. He saw the Horbit and closed it again. Chichiri teleported them out of the house and yard and into the street.
"Nakago....that bastard." Tasuki said and clenched his fist.
"Tasuki?!?!?!" A girl yelled from across the street... "Chichiri?!?!?!" Her friend yelled too. The guys looked at eachother and then at the girls who were now running toward them. Tasuki and Chichiri looked back at eachother and then they both ran down the street with the girls close behind....
To be Continued...
Yay for me!!!!! I finished the second Chapter!!!!!! Hope its ok... Review with what you think....and quoting my good friend...'I have a handy fire extinguisher for all those flames out there so BRING UM ON!!!' Ok...*sighs* im better. Review so I can feel loved and write more!!!!!!! Thank you much!!!!!!!!
Dude? Wheres My Tessen?!?! By: Tempist
"Holy.....Shit....." Tasuki said panting heavily from the chase. He looked over to see Chichiri sitting on a crate.
"Im going to need major meditating after this no da. Suzakus probably inches away from dropping us off a cliff for what we suposedly did no da." Chichiri got up and walked to the door and opened it a crack. They had lost the guards when they dove into this storage shed but Chichiri was still paranoid that they were staking them out.
"Hey....theres the fucking bartenders house that took my fucking tessen!" Tasuki yelled when he looked over Chichiris shoulder. "Common, move yer ass!" Tasuki said and drug Chichiri down the street some to a house with a high fence and wierd noises coming from behind the fence.
"Um...Tasuki-san...I dont think we should go in there no da." Chichiri stopped a few feet from the gate and watched as Tasuki poked his head in.
"Its fine Chiri. Common...dont be such a freakin scared-ass." Tasuki said while opening the gate all the way.
"Im not scared no da! If anything, Im worried what your going to do to the bartender na no da." Chichiri walked through the gate with Tasuki and shut it behind him. They stood amazed how large the land was around the house and noticed that it was all mostly covered in shrubery and so was the house itself.
"Hey look....the guy has rabits." Tasuki said looking over to see a bunch of rabits hopping around and eating grass not 20 feet from them. Tasuki walked over to pet one, when the thing jumped on his face. Tasuki ran around with the rabit on his face and then hit a wall. The rabit loosened its grip when it hit and Tasuki threw it off.... "Holy Shit! That thing attacked me!" Tasuki said and pointed accusingly at the now sweet looking rabit lying on the ground.
"Um....Tasuki-san....." Chichiri stood wide-eyed, staring behind Tasuki.
"What?" Tasuki asked then turned around.... "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Tasuki yelled and jumped back as a rabit the size of a horse came hopping out from behind the house. "ITS A FUCKING RABIT THE SIZE OF A HORSE!!!" (consept...*author shakes her head holding her forehead*) "ACK!!! ITS A HORBIT!! RUN DAMNIT!!!" Tasuki grabbed Chichiri and they sped into a woodshed in the corner of the yard.
"Oh...Suzaku....this is the price we pay for tainting Suzakus name by getting drunk last night na no da." Chichiri panted and Tasuki clenced his fist.
"Im so close. I wont let that bastard have my damn tessen." Tasuki gritted his teeth and opened the door of the woodshed. He saw the horbit right at the door and he slammed it and put his back against the woodshed door. "Eep." Tasuki said and the horbit rammed into it. "Chichiri...do something damnit!" Tasuki yelled.
"Daa!!!!!!!!" Chichiri yelled as Tasuki yelled at him. Chichiri took out his kesa and he pulled himself and Tasuki into it and they reappeared in the house.
Tasuki looked at Chichiri with a scowel...
"Nani no da?"
Tasuki had a killer manack look in his eyes...(you know the one were theyre really calm/high looking? Yeah...that one.) "Why didnt you just do that from the fucking start?!?!" Tasuki yelled.
"DAAAA!!!!!!!!!" Chichiri sweatdropped and then smiled, holding a peace sign up.
"Whos there?" A voice called out from the other room. Tasuki rolled up his sleeve and walked toward the voice.
"Ack!" Tasuki covered his eyes. "IM BLIND!!" He yelled as he cover them. The bartender was this ugly fat ass in nothing but a skirt.... (he has issues...ok?)
"DAAA!!!" Chichiri froze when he came in and saw. He sweatdropped and then quickly hid behind Tasuki who was still holding his face...
"They BURN!!" Tasuki yelled and fanned his eyes.
"Who the hell are you?!?!" The man said and put on a robe. Chichiri poked his head out and then relaxed.
"You took an iron fan from him *points to Tasuki* and he wants it back no da." Chichiri told the man.
"Sorry...dont have it. Some guy bought it off me." The guy said.
"Dude....Wheres My FUCKING Tessen?!?!?!" Tasuki yelled, suddenly getting the use of his eyes back, and grabbing the guy by the collar. The guy, in total fear of the red head mad man that was holding him, told him.
"His name was Nakago....he said something about payback and he gave me a good price for the fan... I had to take the offer, with the crap of a salary they give us at the tavern." The man said and Tasuki put him down.
"Lets go Chichiri." Tasuki said and opened the door to the outside. He saw the Horbit and closed it again. Chichiri teleported them out of the house and yard and into the street.
"Nakago....that bastard." Tasuki said and clenched his fist.
"Tasuki?!?!?!" A girl yelled from across the street... "Chichiri?!?!?!" Her friend yelled too. The guys looked at eachother and then at the girls who were now running toward them. Tasuki and Chichiri looked back at eachother and then they both ran down the street with the girls close behind....
To be Continued...
Yay for me!!!!! I finished the second Chapter!!!!!! Hope its ok... Review with what you think....and quoting my good friend...'I have a handy fire extinguisher for all those flames out there so BRING UM ON!!!' Ok...*sighs* im better. Review so I can feel loved and write more!!!!!!! Thank you much!!!!!!!!