Welcome back! ^-^ Why is hardly anyone reading this??
Tidus's Lil Angel; Thanks for the review. ^^ I did make a few fics for other holidays, they're the crappy 'Chaos!' series. -_-;; Not that great, but I worked pretty hard on them. ^^;;
Pyra; Heh, yeah. What is this, the third time? O_o;;
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CHAPTER II --
Everyone except Squall is gathered at Rinoa's dorm.
Rinoa: Damn, it's boring.
Quistis: Yeah. That prank sucked.
Selphie: Well, we could always play more on Squall.
Zell: Hmm... Yeah, we could have a competition!!
Irvine: Yeah, we could go against each other and see who can play the best trick on Squall!!
Seifer: Great. We can all meet back here later.
Everyone except Rinoa leaves to go shopping.
Rinoa: Now for my masterpiece... MWUAHAHAHA!!!!
Rinoa takes out a lump of clay, some glue, and paint. O.o
Meanwhile with Selphie at the mall...
Selphie: Hey, fireworks for only 1,000 gil!!
Selphie is staring at fireworks in the window of a Dairy Queen. That's right, DAIRY QUEEN. Beware, kids!!
Selphie: But I only have 100 gil... DAMN YOU, MCDONALD'S!!!
Selphie has a flashback. She's shown at a McDonald's, making food. She stuffs a pile of cow crap between two pieces of plastic and walks over to Zell, waiting for food.
Selphie: Here you go! *hands the cow crap and plastic to Zell*
Zell: Thanks! *takes a bite* Hmm... This tastes like cow crap and plastic...
Selphie: Well, all our food is like that.
Zell: Alrighty then. *takes another bite and walks off*
The manager walks over to Selphie.
Manager: Selphie, I saw what you just did.
Selphie: *sweatdrop*
Manager: Good job, you're catching on to the customs of our restaurant!! Keep at it!
Selphie: :D Thanks!
Manager: O.o Did that kid just run off without paying?
Selphie: Dammit. ZELL!!!
Manager: He's gone already... I'm taking 900 gil off your check to pay for it!
Selphie: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Manager: O_o *runs off*
Flashback ends.
Selphie: Damn... Oh well.
Selphie moves on. She eventually finds a store called "SELPHIE, WE ARE WATCHING YOU AND WE WANT YOU TO COME INTO THIS STORE. COME IN RIGHT NOW. BUY OUR CRAP. YOU'LL WIN THE COMPETITION IF YOU DO. CALL THIS STORE 'SWAWYAWWYTCITSCIRNBOCYWTCIYD' FOR SHORT."
Selphie: Wow, that store has dignity!!! *walks into the SWAWYAWWYTCITSCIRNBOCYWTCIYD*
Selphie looks around and picks up a small bottle.
Selphie: Hmm... This looks like itching powder. Only it's liquid. O.o Ah, whatever.
Selphie pays for the stuff and heads back to the Garden. Across the way, she sees a giant cat sitting in the middle of the street.
Cat: HELLO SELPHIE.
Selphie: Hi. *pets the cat*
Cat: *bites Selphie's hand off and chews it*
Selphie: AAAAAHHH!!!!
Suddenly Selphie wakes up. She's in her dorm.
Selphie: O.o So me going to the mall was all a dream...
Selphie looks to the side and sees the liquid itching powder that she bought in her dream. Only it's labeled 'Arsenic'.
Selphie: o.O Maybe I was sleep walking.
And now, what really happened... Selphie is shown walking around in the mall, half-asleep. She walks over to a Dairy Queen and examines a guy standing in front of it. She thinks that he's a display of fireworks and moves on. She comes across a store called 'ARSENIC' and thinks that it's a store called 'SWAWYAWWYTCITSCIRNBOCYWTCIYD'. Selphie walks in, buys a bottle of arsenic, and leaves. O_o Moving on to Irvine...
Irvine: *walking on the streets* So...tired... Been...walking...for...2...hours...straight... Must...find...food...
Irvine comes across a shack with the word 'McDonald's' spraypainted on the side.
Irvine: Oh, this is the McDonald's that Selphie, Rinoa, and Quistis used to work at!! *walks in* Hi, I want a cheeseburger meal. Clerk: Sure. That's 350 gil.
Irvine pays and walks outside. He tastes the food and spits it out immediately.
Irvine: Ugh! This tastes like cow crap inside plastic with bird crap on top!
Irvine is about to throw it out when he gets an idea.
Irvine: Hmm... I know which prank I'll play!!
Irvine heads back to Garden, which is unfortunately a 3 mile walk. Meanwhile with Zell and Seifer in Zell's dorm...
Zell: Why are you here?
Seifer: I dunno. I'm gonna leave now.
Seifer walks out of the dorm.
Zell: Now I can get to working on my prank... MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *pulls out a marker*
And finally, with Quistis in some strange place.
Quistis: Where the hell am I? All I did was fall asleep for a moment...
Quistis is standing in front of a bar marked 'Tifa's Seventh Heaven'. She walks in.
Tifa: Hi there! Are you here to get drunk?
Quistis: Sure, why not? *grin*
Tifa: TOO DAMN BAD!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Quistis: O.o
Tifa: Er... Sorry.
Quistis: But isn't this a bar?
Tifa: Well, I did have some alcohol around here... But Yuffie stole it...
Yuffie runs into the bar.
Yuffie: *hic* Did shomeone shay my name?
Tifa: AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY ALCOHOL!!!!
Yuffie: *hic* Too late. *cheesy grin*
Tifa: AAAAAARGH!!!!!!
Yuffie starts running, but Quistis smacks her feet with Save the Queen and Yuffie trips.
Tifa: Hey, thanks! Can I pay you back?
Quistis: Hmm... I need some ammo and a revolver... *thinking* Wait, I can always kill Rinoa later... *stops thinking* No, can you just help me find a prank to play instead.
Tifa: I have a great kit right here! *throws Quistis a smelly, taped-up box*
Quistis: Thanks!!!
Quistis somehow appears back at her dorm.
Quistis: O.o Cool.
Quistis opens the box and starts working on her prank.
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Thanks for reading. Please review!
Tidus's Lil Angel; Thanks for the review. ^^ I did make a few fics for other holidays, they're the crappy 'Chaos!' series. -_-;; Not that great, but I worked pretty hard on them. ^^;;
Pyra; Heh, yeah. What is this, the third time? O_o;;
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CHAPTER II --
Everyone except Squall is gathered at Rinoa's dorm.
Rinoa: Damn, it's boring.
Quistis: Yeah. That prank sucked.
Selphie: Well, we could always play more on Squall.
Zell: Hmm... Yeah, we could have a competition!!
Irvine: Yeah, we could go against each other and see who can play the best trick on Squall!!
Seifer: Great. We can all meet back here later.
Everyone except Rinoa leaves to go shopping.
Rinoa: Now for my masterpiece... MWUAHAHAHA!!!!
Rinoa takes out a lump of clay, some glue, and paint. O.o
Meanwhile with Selphie at the mall...
Selphie: Hey, fireworks for only 1,000 gil!!
Selphie is staring at fireworks in the window of a Dairy Queen. That's right, DAIRY QUEEN. Beware, kids!!
Selphie: But I only have 100 gil... DAMN YOU, MCDONALD'S!!!
Selphie has a flashback. She's shown at a McDonald's, making food. She stuffs a pile of cow crap between two pieces of plastic and walks over to Zell, waiting for food.
Selphie: Here you go! *hands the cow crap and plastic to Zell*
Zell: Thanks! *takes a bite* Hmm... This tastes like cow crap and plastic...
Selphie: Well, all our food is like that.
Zell: Alrighty then. *takes another bite and walks off*
The manager walks over to Selphie.
Manager: Selphie, I saw what you just did.
Selphie: *sweatdrop*
Manager: Good job, you're catching on to the customs of our restaurant!! Keep at it!
Selphie: :D Thanks!
Manager: O.o Did that kid just run off without paying?
Selphie: Dammit. ZELL!!!
Manager: He's gone already... I'm taking 900 gil off your check to pay for it!
Selphie: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Manager: O_o *runs off*
Flashback ends.
Selphie: Damn... Oh well.
Selphie moves on. She eventually finds a store called "SELPHIE, WE ARE WATCHING YOU AND WE WANT YOU TO COME INTO THIS STORE. COME IN RIGHT NOW. BUY OUR CRAP. YOU'LL WIN THE COMPETITION IF YOU DO. CALL THIS STORE 'SWAWYAWWYTCITSCIRNBOCYWTCIYD' FOR SHORT."
Selphie: Wow, that store has dignity!!! *walks into the SWAWYAWWYTCITSCIRNBOCYWTCIYD*
Selphie looks around and picks up a small bottle.
Selphie: Hmm... This looks like itching powder. Only it's liquid. O.o Ah, whatever.
Selphie pays for the stuff and heads back to the Garden. Across the way, she sees a giant cat sitting in the middle of the street.
Cat: HELLO SELPHIE.
Selphie: Hi. *pets the cat*
Cat: *bites Selphie's hand off and chews it*
Selphie: AAAAAHHH!!!!
Suddenly Selphie wakes up. She's in her dorm.
Selphie: O.o So me going to the mall was all a dream...
Selphie looks to the side and sees the liquid itching powder that she bought in her dream. Only it's labeled 'Arsenic'.
Selphie: o.O Maybe I was sleep walking.
And now, what really happened... Selphie is shown walking around in the mall, half-asleep. She walks over to a Dairy Queen and examines a guy standing in front of it. She thinks that he's a display of fireworks and moves on. She comes across a store called 'ARSENIC' and thinks that it's a store called 'SWAWYAWWYTCITSCIRNBOCYWTCIYD'. Selphie walks in, buys a bottle of arsenic, and leaves. O_o Moving on to Irvine...
Irvine: *walking on the streets* So...tired... Been...walking...for...2...hours...straight... Must...find...food...
Irvine comes across a shack with the word 'McDonald's' spraypainted on the side.
Irvine: Oh, this is the McDonald's that Selphie, Rinoa, and Quistis used to work at!! *walks in* Hi, I want a cheeseburger meal. Clerk: Sure. That's 350 gil.
Irvine pays and walks outside. He tastes the food and spits it out immediately.
Irvine: Ugh! This tastes like cow crap inside plastic with bird crap on top!
Irvine is about to throw it out when he gets an idea.
Irvine: Hmm... I know which prank I'll play!!
Irvine heads back to Garden, which is unfortunately a 3 mile walk. Meanwhile with Zell and Seifer in Zell's dorm...
Zell: Why are you here?
Seifer: I dunno. I'm gonna leave now.
Seifer walks out of the dorm.
Zell: Now I can get to working on my prank... MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *pulls out a marker*
And finally, with Quistis in some strange place.
Quistis: Where the hell am I? All I did was fall asleep for a moment...
Quistis is standing in front of a bar marked 'Tifa's Seventh Heaven'. She walks in.
Tifa: Hi there! Are you here to get drunk?
Quistis: Sure, why not? *grin*
Tifa: TOO DAMN BAD!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Quistis: O.o
Tifa: Er... Sorry.
Quistis: But isn't this a bar?
Tifa: Well, I did have some alcohol around here... But Yuffie stole it...
Yuffie runs into the bar.
Yuffie: *hic* Did shomeone shay my name?
Tifa: AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY ALCOHOL!!!!
Yuffie: *hic* Too late. *cheesy grin*
Tifa: AAAAAARGH!!!!!!
Yuffie starts running, but Quistis smacks her feet with Save the Queen and Yuffie trips.
Tifa: Hey, thanks! Can I pay you back?
Quistis: Hmm... I need some ammo and a revolver... *thinking* Wait, I can always kill Rinoa later... *stops thinking* No, can you just help me find a prank to play instead.
Tifa: I have a great kit right here! *throws Quistis a smelly, taped-up box*
Quistis: Thanks!!!
Quistis somehow appears back at her dorm.
Quistis: O.o Cool.
Quistis opens the box and starts working on her prank.
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Thanks for reading. Please review!