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CHAPTER III --
First with Rinoa, in her dorm.
Rinoa: *glue in fingers and hair* MWUAHAHAHA!!!!! I SHALL CREATE THE ULTIMATE PRANK!!!!
Rinoa picks up a lump of clay, pours glue all over it, and paints it yellow.
Rinoa: *grin*
Meanwhile with Selphie...
Selphie: MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I SHALL DOMINATE!!!!
Cat: NO, YOU'LL JUST WIN THE COMPETITION.
Selphie: O.o Get outta here, you scare me.
Cat: OKAY. *disappears*
Selphie: o.O Anyway, back to domination...
Moving onto Irvine, on the streets...
Irvine: Just...2...and...three...fourths...miles...to...get...back...to...Garden... *faints*
On to Zell, who is writing something on his butt.
Zell: *pulls up pants* Hee hee!!! Yay, I'm gonna win! *runs off*
Finally, with Quistis back in her dorm.
Quistis: *going through the box* This stuff kinda sucks... Oh well, I'll combine it to make the ultimate prank!!! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Cat: WHY DO ALL THE WOMEN LAUGH LIKE THAT?
Quistis: Hey, Selphie's the only one who's supposed to see you.
Cat: OH, RIGHT. SORRY. *disappears*
Quistis: O.o
In Squall's dorm, a few hours later... The doorbell rings and Squall gets it. Rinoa is standing there.
Rinoa: Hi!
Squall: What do you want?
Rinoa: I dunno... *runs in*
Squall closes the door and is about to head back when the doorbell rings again. Selphie and Irvine are standing there. Well, actually, Irvine is drooling on the floor and trying to eat the carpet... O.o
Selphie: Hey! I found Irvine sleeping on the street. So I pulled him in my car.
Selphie drags Irvine in and Squall closes the door. He's about to go to the others, but stays to see if Zell, Quistis, or Seifer might come by. After a few minutes, they don't.
Squall: Well, I guess they're not coming...
Squall walks toward Rinoa, Selphie and Irvine when the doorbell rings.
Squall: AAAAAARGH!!!! *kicks the door*
The door flies open and no one is there.
Squall: ...???
Squall closes the door and heads back to the others.
Squall: So, what do you all want?
Rinoa: *shrugs*
Selphie: *whispering to Rinoa* Where are the others?
Rinoa: I dunno... But with them out of the picture and Irvine half-dead...
Rinoa points to Irvine, who is lying by the heater, shuddering.
Rinoa: The competition is between you and me.
Squall sits down and starts reading 'Cid's Guide to @#$%ing'. Suddenly, Rinoa screams.
Rinoa: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!
Rinoa points to the window, where Zell is standing outside. His butt, which is pressed against the glass, has the words 'HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY, SQUALL' written on it.
Squall: O___O
Squall draws the shades down quickly.
Selphie: Damn... He's gonna win.
The sound of Zell falling off the Garden is heard. O.o Squall draws the shades up. Suddenly the doorbell rings. Squall sighs and opens the door to see Quistis.
Quistis: *evil grin* Hello.
Quistis walks in.
Quistis: What happened to Irvine??
Irvine: Ehh... *drool*
Quistis: O.o *whacks Irvine on the head*
Irvine: *fully conscious* Huh?? What happened... *notices Squall* Oh, I have a gift for you.
Irvine pulls out a greasy bag and hands it to Squall.
Irvine: I thought you might be hungry.
Squall: O.o *puts the bag in the fridge* Thanks...
Irvine: Aren't you gonna eat it?
Squall: ...Maybe later.
Rinoa: *thinking* I can't let Irvine win! *stops thinking* Here, I have something for you too!
Rinoa pulls out her secret project, which is a shoe box with the words 'Action Figures' scrawled on the side.
Squall: This is... YAY!!!!!!!
Squall grabs the box.
Selphie: Damn... Uh, I also have a gift.
Squall: Oh, is it the Backstreet Boys collection of action figures? I've always wanted 'My-Groin-is-Pierced Nick Carter'! (A/N; Thanks again, Sora... How original... O.o)
Selphie pulls out the bottle of arsenic.
Squall: ...Oh. What is it?
Selphie: Arsenic!
Squall: O.o What does it do?
Selphie: Uh... I don't really know. I think you drink it.
Squall: Oh, alright... *sticks it in the fridge*
Quistis: *thinking* Time for my prank... *pulls out a bottle of arsenic and a greasy bag with stale food inside* Here, Squall!!
Squall: O.o I already have arsenic and food...
Quistis: But... Mine's unique!
Squall: Whatever.
Quistis: Take it!
Squall: No.
Quistis: Yes.
Squall: No!
Quistis: YES!
Squall: NOOO!!!!!
Quistis: *sigh* Fine... *thinking* Time for my SECRET prank.
Quistis runs outside and pulls her skirt down. She sticks her butt against Squall's window. On it, it says 'HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY, SQUALL'.
Rinoa: Not again!!!
Squall: O.o
Squall pulls the shades down.
Selphie: Well, I have to go now...
Irvine: *drool* Meeee...tooooo......
Rinoa: Yeah, me too.
The three leave.
Squall: I'm all alone... Oh well.
Squall picks up 'Drag Queen Chris'.
Squall: *imitating Chris's voice* Oh my, I'm one sexy bitch!!!
Squall picks up 'Bisexual Justin'.
Squall: *imitating Justin's voice* Wanna dance, sugar? *imitating Chris's voice* Do I?!
Squall smushes the dolls together.
Squall: *evil grin*
Suddenly a crash is heard outside.
Squall: Dammit! Quistis fell off the Garden just like Zell!!! But no one really cares about Zell. Now I have to go help her...
Squall runs outside and sees Quistis on the ground in a contorted position.
Quistis: Ow...
Squall: Wait here!!
Squall runs to his dorm. He pulls out the arsenic.
Squall: Hmm... Well, I don't really know what this stuff is for, but let's try using it...
Squall runs to Quistis and puts the arsenic on her arms.
Quistis: It's cold and soothing... And it smells like cherries... O.o
Squall: Maybe Selphie was right, you drink it.
Quistis: *drinks some arsenic o.O* AAAAAAHHH!!! I'M GONNA DIIIIEEEE!!!!
Squall: Um... Dammit!!
Squall runs up to his dorm, pulls Irvine's greasy bag of food out, and runs back to Quistis.
Squall: Here, eat this!!
Squall stuffs a McChicken sandwich into Quistis's mouth.
Quistis: This doesn't help... It tastes like cow crap!!! SQUALL, YOU MURDERER!!!
Squall: Oh, shit. *runs away*
Quistis: I'LL GET REVENGE!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!!!!! *faints*
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CHAPTER III --
First with Rinoa, in her dorm.
Rinoa: *glue in fingers and hair* MWUAHAHAHA!!!!! I SHALL CREATE THE ULTIMATE PRANK!!!!
Rinoa picks up a lump of clay, pours glue all over it, and paints it yellow.
Rinoa: *grin*
Meanwhile with Selphie...
Selphie: MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I SHALL DOMINATE!!!!
Cat: NO, YOU'LL JUST WIN THE COMPETITION.
Selphie: O.o Get outta here, you scare me.
Cat: OKAY. *disappears*
Selphie: o.O Anyway, back to domination...
Moving onto Irvine, on the streets...
Irvine: Just...2...and...three...fourths...miles...to...get...back...to...Garden... *faints*
On to Zell, who is writing something on his butt.
Zell: *pulls up pants* Hee hee!!! Yay, I'm gonna win! *runs off*
Finally, with Quistis back in her dorm.
Quistis: *going through the box* This stuff kinda sucks... Oh well, I'll combine it to make the ultimate prank!!! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Cat: WHY DO ALL THE WOMEN LAUGH LIKE THAT?
Quistis: Hey, Selphie's the only one who's supposed to see you.
Cat: OH, RIGHT. SORRY. *disappears*
Quistis: O.o
In Squall's dorm, a few hours later... The doorbell rings and Squall gets it. Rinoa is standing there.
Rinoa: Hi!
Squall: What do you want?
Rinoa: I dunno... *runs in*
Squall closes the door and is about to head back when the doorbell rings again. Selphie and Irvine are standing there. Well, actually, Irvine is drooling on the floor and trying to eat the carpet... O.o
Selphie: Hey! I found Irvine sleeping on the street. So I pulled him in my car.
Selphie drags Irvine in and Squall closes the door. He's about to go to the others, but stays to see if Zell, Quistis, or Seifer might come by. After a few minutes, they don't.
Squall: Well, I guess they're not coming...
Squall walks toward Rinoa, Selphie and Irvine when the doorbell rings.
Squall: AAAAAARGH!!!! *kicks the door*
The door flies open and no one is there.
Squall: ...???
Squall closes the door and heads back to the others.
Squall: So, what do you all want?
Rinoa: *shrugs*
Selphie: *whispering to Rinoa* Where are the others?
Rinoa: I dunno... But with them out of the picture and Irvine half-dead...
Rinoa points to Irvine, who is lying by the heater, shuddering.
Rinoa: The competition is between you and me.
Squall sits down and starts reading 'Cid's Guide to @#$%ing'. Suddenly, Rinoa screams.
Rinoa: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!
Rinoa points to the window, where Zell is standing outside. His butt, which is pressed against the glass, has the words 'HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY, SQUALL' written on it.
Squall: O___O
Squall draws the shades down quickly.
Selphie: Damn... He's gonna win.
The sound of Zell falling off the Garden is heard. O.o Squall draws the shades up. Suddenly the doorbell rings. Squall sighs and opens the door to see Quistis.
Quistis: *evil grin* Hello.
Quistis walks in.
Quistis: What happened to Irvine??
Irvine: Ehh... *drool*
Quistis: O.o *whacks Irvine on the head*
Irvine: *fully conscious* Huh?? What happened... *notices Squall* Oh, I have a gift for you.
Irvine pulls out a greasy bag and hands it to Squall.
Irvine: I thought you might be hungry.
Squall: O.o *puts the bag in the fridge* Thanks...
Irvine: Aren't you gonna eat it?
Squall: ...Maybe later.
Rinoa: *thinking* I can't let Irvine win! *stops thinking* Here, I have something for you too!
Rinoa pulls out her secret project, which is a shoe box with the words 'Action Figures' scrawled on the side.
Squall: This is... YAY!!!!!!!
Squall grabs the box.
Selphie: Damn... Uh, I also have a gift.
Squall: Oh, is it the Backstreet Boys collection of action figures? I've always wanted 'My-Groin-is-Pierced Nick Carter'! (A/N; Thanks again, Sora... How original... O.o)
Selphie pulls out the bottle of arsenic.
Squall: ...Oh. What is it?
Selphie: Arsenic!
Squall: O.o What does it do?
Selphie: Uh... I don't really know. I think you drink it.
Squall: Oh, alright... *sticks it in the fridge*
Quistis: *thinking* Time for my prank... *pulls out a bottle of arsenic and a greasy bag with stale food inside* Here, Squall!!
Squall: O.o I already have arsenic and food...
Quistis: But... Mine's unique!
Squall: Whatever.
Quistis: Take it!
Squall: No.
Quistis: Yes.
Squall: No!
Quistis: YES!
Squall: NOOO!!!!!
Quistis: *sigh* Fine... *thinking* Time for my SECRET prank.
Quistis runs outside and pulls her skirt down. She sticks her butt against Squall's window. On it, it says 'HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY, SQUALL'.
Rinoa: Not again!!!
Squall: O.o
Squall pulls the shades down.
Selphie: Well, I have to go now...
Irvine: *drool* Meeee...tooooo......
Rinoa: Yeah, me too.
The three leave.
Squall: I'm all alone... Oh well.
Squall picks up 'Drag Queen Chris'.
Squall: *imitating Chris's voice* Oh my, I'm one sexy bitch!!!
Squall picks up 'Bisexual Justin'.
Squall: *imitating Justin's voice* Wanna dance, sugar? *imitating Chris's voice* Do I?!
Squall smushes the dolls together.
Squall: *evil grin*
Suddenly a crash is heard outside.
Squall: Dammit! Quistis fell off the Garden just like Zell!!! But no one really cares about Zell. Now I have to go help her...
Squall runs outside and sees Quistis on the ground in a contorted position.
Quistis: Ow...
Squall: Wait here!!
Squall runs to his dorm. He pulls out the arsenic.
Squall: Hmm... Well, I don't really know what this stuff is for, but let's try using it...
Squall runs to Quistis and puts the arsenic on her arms.
Quistis: It's cold and soothing... And it smells like cherries... O.o
Squall: Maybe Selphie was right, you drink it.
Quistis: *drinks some arsenic o.O* AAAAAAHHH!!! I'M GONNA DIIIIEEEE!!!!
Squall: Um... Dammit!!
Squall runs up to his dorm, pulls Irvine's greasy bag of food out, and runs back to Quistis.
Squall: Here, eat this!!
Squall stuffs a McChicken sandwich into Quistis's mouth.
Quistis: This doesn't help... It tastes like cow crap!!! SQUALL, YOU MURDERER!!!
Squall: Oh, shit. *runs away*
Quistis: I'LL GET REVENGE!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!!!!! *faints*
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