Um, no one's reviewing. *glare* I don't like you people.
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CHAPTER IV --
Seifer is shown in some strange place. A Japanese woman walks up to him.
Japanese woman: Seifer?
Seifer: What?
Japanese woman: SEIFER!!!! *glomps Seifer*
Seifer: *sigh* Tokyo scares me...
Meanwhile in Rinoa's dorm with Rinoa, Selphie, Zell, and Irvine.
Rinoa: What we did to Squall was mean...
Selphie: But it was damn fun!
Zell: Yep!
Selphie: O.o Why are you here? I thought you fell off the Garden.
Zell: I survived. MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Irvine: *drooling by the heater* Foooooood...
Selphie: *whispering to Rinoa* Rinoa, we're the only decent people here.
Rinoa: We're with a dead guy and a... Well, we're with Irvine.
Selphie: ... *stops whispering* AAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
Onto Squall, who is packing a suitcase in his dorm.
Squall: *sniff* I think I killed Quistis... Everyone's gonna be so pissed...
Squall takes out a piece of paper, writes a note on it, and tapes it to the door. He walks out of the dorm with his suitcase. Meanwhile, with Quistis on the ground...
Quistis: *sigh* Well, I guess I might as well give up... I can't win this competition...
Quistis gets up.
Quistis: O.o How'd I do that? My body parts are broken.
A weird angel appears.
Angel: Hiiiiiii Quiiiiiistis...
Quistis: O_o
Angel: I am Aeeeeeris...
Quistis: Alrighty, what do you want?
Aeris: I wanna heeeeelp you play a trick on your friiiiiends...
Quistis: WOOHOO!!!
Aeris: *evil laugh* They shall peeeeerish...
Quistis: ... *slowly edges away*
Back to Rinoa in her dorm.
Rinoa: Do you think Squall realized that I gave him a FAKE set of action figures?
Zell: Those were fake?!
Rinoa: ^_^ I'm such a great sculptor!
Selphie: Hey, how bout we all team up to play another trick on Squall?
Irvine: Gaaahh... *drool*
Selphie: Er... I think he's hungry.
Rinoa pulls out a pack of powdery cake mix and a jar of instant coffee. She mixes it together, pours mayonnaise on top, and stuffs it all into Irvine's mouth. O.O
Irvine: Thanksh, Rinoa, you're shuch a great cook!
Rinoa: I'm multi-talented! :D
Selphie: ... *edges away from Rinoa* Okay, what do we do about Squall?
Rinoa: I have just the thing...
Everyone huddles together as Rinoa reveals her plan. Meanwhile with Aeris and Quistis.
Quistis: And... That's all?
Aeris: Yeeeees...
Quistis: That's a crappy prank.
Aeris: Hoooow dare you...
Quistis: o.O Well, I guess I'll head to Squall's now.
Aeris: Alright, goooood luck...
Quistis: Thaaaanks. Er... Thanks.
Aeris disappears. Quistis heads to Squall's dorm. She doesn't see the note on the door and walks in. Squall isn't there.
Quistis: Great, this is even better! All I have to do is quickly set up the hidden camera and wait! Then once Squall walks into the dorm, my prank will go into play and everything will be caught on tape... Then I'll send the video to Balamb's Funniest Home Videos and win 25,000 gil!!!
Quistis sets up her hidden camera and prank and then leaves. Back to Rinoa's dorm...
Rinoa: So, our prank is perfect... Let's go to Squall's dorm and set it up.
Everyone takes some supplies and head to Squall's dorm.
Rinoa: Hmm... What's this note?
Rinoa picks up the note on the door and starts reading.
Rinoa: Everyone; I'm sorry for killing Quistis. I'm not inside my dorm. I've left for Tokyo to start a new life there. You can all take everything that I left in my dorm. Love, Squall.
Zell: That's so fake.
Selphie: Yeah, all he wants is for us to walk into the dorm.
Irvine: Then something will pop out at us.
Rinoa: I don't think Squall would do that. He sucks at pranks.
Zell: Well, yeah... Let's just all go in and take his porn!!
Irvine: Yeah!!
Rinoa opens the door. Everyone walks into the dorm at the same time...
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
Which is unfortunate because a bucket of water spills on their heads.
Zell: Dammit! We never expected that!
Selphie: Well, I guess we can just go now...
Irvine: What about our prank?
Rinoa: We were gonna spill a bucket of water on his head! But it appears that Squall isn't here. So probably he's in Tokyo...
Selphie: Right. We should just overthrow the prank.
Everyone leaves.
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CHAPTER IV --
Seifer is shown in some strange place. A Japanese woman walks up to him.
Japanese woman: Seifer?
Seifer: What?
Japanese woman: SEIFER!!!! *glomps Seifer*
Seifer: *sigh* Tokyo scares me...
Meanwhile in Rinoa's dorm with Rinoa, Selphie, Zell, and Irvine.
Rinoa: What we did to Squall was mean...
Selphie: But it was damn fun!
Zell: Yep!
Selphie: O.o Why are you here? I thought you fell off the Garden.
Zell: I survived. MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Irvine: *drooling by the heater* Foooooood...
Selphie: *whispering to Rinoa* Rinoa, we're the only decent people here.
Rinoa: We're with a dead guy and a... Well, we're with Irvine.
Selphie: ... *stops whispering* AAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
Onto Squall, who is packing a suitcase in his dorm.
Squall: *sniff* I think I killed Quistis... Everyone's gonna be so pissed...
Squall takes out a piece of paper, writes a note on it, and tapes it to the door. He walks out of the dorm with his suitcase. Meanwhile, with Quistis on the ground...
Quistis: *sigh* Well, I guess I might as well give up... I can't win this competition...
Quistis gets up.
Quistis: O.o How'd I do that? My body parts are broken.
A weird angel appears.
Angel: Hiiiiiii Quiiiiiistis...
Quistis: O_o
Angel: I am Aeeeeeris...
Quistis: Alrighty, what do you want?
Aeris: I wanna heeeeelp you play a trick on your friiiiiends...
Quistis: WOOHOO!!!
Aeris: *evil laugh* They shall peeeeerish...
Quistis: ... *slowly edges away*
Back to Rinoa in her dorm.
Rinoa: Do you think Squall realized that I gave him a FAKE set of action figures?
Zell: Those were fake?!
Rinoa: ^_^ I'm such a great sculptor!
Selphie: Hey, how bout we all team up to play another trick on Squall?
Irvine: Gaaahh... *drool*
Selphie: Er... I think he's hungry.
Rinoa pulls out a pack of powdery cake mix and a jar of instant coffee. She mixes it together, pours mayonnaise on top, and stuffs it all into Irvine's mouth. O.O
Irvine: Thanksh, Rinoa, you're shuch a great cook!
Rinoa: I'm multi-talented! :D
Selphie: ... *edges away from Rinoa* Okay, what do we do about Squall?
Rinoa: I have just the thing...
Everyone huddles together as Rinoa reveals her plan. Meanwhile with Aeris and Quistis.
Quistis: And... That's all?
Aeris: Yeeeees...
Quistis: That's a crappy prank.
Aeris: Hoooow dare you...
Quistis: o.O Well, I guess I'll head to Squall's now.
Aeris: Alright, goooood luck...
Quistis: Thaaaanks. Er... Thanks.
Aeris disappears. Quistis heads to Squall's dorm. She doesn't see the note on the door and walks in. Squall isn't there.
Quistis: Great, this is even better! All I have to do is quickly set up the hidden camera and wait! Then once Squall walks into the dorm, my prank will go into play and everything will be caught on tape... Then I'll send the video to Balamb's Funniest Home Videos and win 25,000 gil!!!
Quistis sets up her hidden camera and prank and then leaves. Back to Rinoa's dorm...
Rinoa: So, our prank is perfect... Let's go to Squall's dorm and set it up.
Everyone takes some supplies and head to Squall's dorm.
Rinoa: Hmm... What's this note?
Rinoa picks up the note on the door and starts reading.
Rinoa: Everyone; I'm sorry for killing Quistis. I'm not inside my dorm. I've left for Tokyo to start a new life there. You can all take everything that I left in my dorm. Love, Squall.
Zell: That's so fake.
Selphie: Yeah, all he wants is for us to walk into the dorm.
Irvine: Then something will pop out at us.
Rinoa: I don't think Squall would do that. He sucks at pranks.
Zell: Well, yeah... Let's just all go in and take his porn!!
Irvine: Yeah!!
Rinoa opens the door. Everyone walks into the dorm at the same time...
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
Which is unfortunate because a bucket of water spills on their heads.
Zell: Dammit! We never expected that!
Selphie: Well, I guess we can just go now...
Irvine: What about our prank?
Rinoa: We were gonna spill a bucket of water on his head! But it appears that Squall isn't here. So probably he's in Tokyo...
Selphie: Right. We should just overthrow the prank.
Everyone leaves.
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