Umm... No one's reading this fic... @_@ I might as well just post this last
chapter. Enjoy!
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CHAPTER V --
Quistis is in her dorm.
Quistis: Well, I bet Squall's back now... I better go retrieve my camera.
Quistis heads to Squall's dorm. She walks in.
Quistis: So... The water's on the floor and the camera has something. *grin*
Quistis grabs her camera and runs to her dorm. Meanwhile in Tokyo, with Squall.
Squall: Wow, Tokyo is huge...
Squall suddenly notices a house marked 'Almasy'.
Squall: O.o Seifer?
Squall runs into the house. Seifer is there, sitting in a hot tub surrounded by 3 Japanese women.
Seifer: Hi! Welcome to my house!
Squall: O___O
Seifer: These women all love me. Do you wanna join us?
Squall: DO I?!?!?!
Squall jumps into the hot tub, clothes still on.
Seifer: Rinoa and Quistis will be pissed.
Squall: Who gives a damn? *grin*
Back at Rinoa's dorm.
Rinoa: Hey guys, when we were at Squall's, there was a camera on the table...
Selphie: Yeah?
Rinoa: It said 'Quistis' on it!
Zell: Quistis played that trick? And she isn't dead?
Irvine: She probably caught everything on tape!
Selphie: And she might send it to Balamb's Funniest Home Videos! We have to backfire her plans!
Everyone starts to work on a secret project... On to Quistis, who is watching the camera footage.
Quistis: Hmm... The door's opening... Huh? Why are Rinoa, Selphie, Zell, and Irvine there? Hey, the water just spilled on them! Hee hee!! Who cares about Squall? I have to send this right away!!
Quistis grabs the tape and drives to the Balamb's Funniest Home Videos HQ. A guy who sounds and looks a lot like Rinoa wearing a fake mustache is standing outside the entrance.
Guy: Hello, are you submitting a tape?
Quistis: Yep.
Guy: Okay. *grabs the tape and runs off*
Quistis: O.o
A few hours later, Quistis is back at her dorm, watching tv. Balamb's Funniest Home Videos comes on.
Quistis: Woohoo!!!
A few home videos are shown. They all have the same people in them-- strangely enough, everyone in the tapes looks like Rinoa, Selphie, Zell, and Irvine with fake mustaches. An hour later, they're about to announce the 25,000 gil winning tape.
Announcer: And the winner is... 'Four Wet People' sent in by Quistis Trepe!!!
Quistis: YES!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile in Tokyo, in Seifer's house. Everyone is watching BFHV...
Seifer: Hey, that's Rinoa, Selphie, Zell, and Irvine!
Squall: Hee hee!
Back to Quistis.
Quistis: YATTA!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly, Rinoa, Selphie, Zell, and Irvine come out from behind the couch.
Rinoa: Happy April Fool's Day! This was all a joke!
Quistis: ...What?!
Rinoa: *grin*
Quistis: AAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
A few hours later, after Quistis has beaten the crap out of her friends...
Rinoa: Well, I guess we should go to Tokyo and find Squall.
Everyone heads to Tokyo.
Quistis: O.o That house says 'Almasy' on it...
Selphie: Let's go in.
Everyone walks in and sees Seifer, Squall, and the Japanese women in the hot tub.
Quistis: So that's where Seifer was in this fic... YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!
Rinoa: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa and Quistis tackle Squall and Seifer. Almost everyone is now in the hot tub, wet.
Irvine: *grin* This is awesome. Look at all those wet chicks.
Zell: Those Japanese women aren't women...
Irvine: ...
Zell walks over to the hot tub and pulls off the masks off the Japanese women's faces. They come off, revealing that the women are really Laguna, Kiros, and Ward.
Squall: ...!!!!!! Dad?!
Laguna: What?
Squall: I TOUCHED YOUR NAKED BUTT!!!!!!
Seifer: AND I FRENCHED KIROS AND WARD!!!!!!!!
Rinoa: *grin* Serves them right.
Quistis: Yep! April Fool's Day is so fun.
Selphie: O.o I'm just wondering why Laguna, Kiros, and Ward were in Tokyo dressed as women...
Laguna: Cause we were spying on Squall and Seifer and decided to play a prank on them!!! *grin*
Selphie: =D April Fool's Day rules.
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The fic's complete! Please review~!
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CHAPTER V --
Quistis is in her dorm.
Quistis: Well, I bet Squall's back now... I better go retrieve my camera.
Quistis heads to Squall's dorm. She walks in.
Quistis: So... The water's on the floor and the camera has something. *grin*
Quistis grabs her camera and runs to her dorm. Meanwhile in Tokyo, with Squall.
Squall: Wow, Tokyo is huge...
Squall suddenly notices a house marked 'Almasy'.
Squall: O.o Seifer?
Squall runs into the house. Seifer is there, sitting in a hot tub surrounded by 3 Japanese women.
Seifer: Hi! Welcome to my house!
Squall: O___O
Seifer: These women all love me. Do you wanna join us?
Squall: DO I?!?!?!
Squall jumps into the hot tub, clothes still on.
Seifer: Rinoa and Quistis will be pissed.
Squall: Who gives a damn? *grin*
Back at Rinoa's dorm.
Rinoa: Hey guys, when we were at Squall's, there was a camera on the table...
Selphie: Yeah?
Rinoa: It said 'Quistis' on it!
Zell: Quistis played that trick? And she isn't dead?
Irvine: She probably caught everything on tape!
Selphie: And she might send it to Balamb's Funniest Home Videos! We have to backfire her plans!
Everyone starts to work on a secret project... On to Quistis, who is watching the camera footage.
Quistis: Hmm... The door's opening... Huh? Why are Rinoa, Selphie, Zell, and Irvine there? Hey, the water just spilled on them! Hee hee!! Who cares about Squall? I have to send this right away!!
Quistis grabs the tape and drives to the Balamb's Funniest Home Videos HQ. A guy who sounds and looks a lot like Rinoa wearing a fake mustache is standing outside the entrance.
Guy: Hello, are you submitting a tape?
Quistis: Yep.
Guy: Okay. *grabs the tape and runs off*
Quistis: O.o
A few hours later, Quistis is back at her dorm, watching tv. Balamb's Funniest Home Videos comes on.
Quistis: Woohoo!!!
A few home videos are shown. They all have the same people in them-- strangely enough, everyone in the tapes looks like Rinoa, Selphie, Zell, and Irvine with fake mustaches. An hour later, they're about to announce the 25,000 gil winning tape.
Announcer: And the winner is... 'Four Wet People' sent in by Quistis Trepe!!!
Quistis: YES!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile in Tokyo, in Seifer's house. Everyone is watching BFHV...
Seifer: Hey, that's Rinoa, Selphie, Zell, and Irvine!
Squall: Hee hee!
Back to Quistis.
Quistis: YATTA!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly, Rinoa, Selphie, Zell, and Irvine come out from behind the couch.
Rinoa: Happy April Fool's Day! This was all a joke!
Quistis: ...What?!
Rinoa: *grin*
Quistis: AAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
A few hours later, after Quistis has beaten the crap out of her friends...
Rinoa: Well, I guess we should go to Tokyo and find Squall.
Everyone heads to Tokyo.
Quistis: O.o That house says 'Almasy' on it...
Selphie: Let's go in.
Everyone walks in and sees Seifer, Squall, and the Japanese women in the hot tub.
Quistis: So that's where Seifer was in this fic... YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!
Rinoa: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa and Quistis tackle Squall and Seifer. Almost everyone is now in the hot tub, wet.
Irvine: *grin* This is awesome. Look at all those wet chicks.
Zell: Those Japanese women aren't women...
Irvine: ...
Zell walks over to the hot tub and pulls off the masks off the Japanese women's faces. They come off, revealing that the women are really Laguna, Kiros, and Ward.
Squall: ...!!!!!! Dad?!
Laguna: What?
Squall: I TOUCHED YOUR NAKED BUTT!!!!!!
Seifer: AND I FRENCHED KIROS AND WARD!!!!!!!!
Rinoa: *grin* Serves them right.
Quistis: Yep! April Fool's Day is so fun.
Selphie: O.o I'm just wondering why Laguna, Kiros, and Ward were in Tokyo dressed as women...
Laguna: Cause we were spying on Squall and Seifer and decided to play a prank on them!!! *grin*
Selphie: =D April Fool's Day rules.
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