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In Griffindor Tower
"That was bloody brilliant, Harry!"
"Thanks, Ron! He deserved it anyway, that slimy git."
"Ya' know, you should be more careful in the future.Getting caught snogging my sister like that."
"I know, Ron, I will be more sly in the future, but it was fun."
*~~~~~~*~~~~~~*
The Next Morning
"Aargh! Double Potions with the Slythrens!" moaned Ron.
"Psst! Ron! Remember my sweet revenge" Harry softly asked trying to avoid Hermione's attention to the conversation.
"OH!!! YES!!!" said Ron, clearly enlightened rather loudly. Unfortunately, Hermione has caught on by now.
"Honestly! What have you done now?" she said exasperated in her trademark it-can't-be-as-bad-as-you-think-because-I-was-not-involved.
"You do know that Snape caught Harry snogging Ginny." began Ron, but he was cut off.
"Of Course I know that is common knowledge. Snape made a point of spreading the scandalous circumstances. The Girl's Bathroom? Harry, I thought you had more sense than that. Wait a minute! How exactly did Snape catch you in the Girl's Bathroom?"
Harry, blushing something demonically crimson, replied "ummmm.(looks quickly at a puzzled Ron) We were errr..not so quiet.anyway, Snape must have heard us and was waiting for us when we came out."
"I see. Now what is this Brilliant plan that you and Ron came up with?"
"Well, it involves the Dursley's Christmas Present and my dad's invisibility cloak. Last night, I had detention with Snape. Halfway through, he left. When he was gone, I super glued some rather important bottles to the shelf. The ingredients that we will use today are glued shut. I also found the entrance to his private quarters. A quick, complex color changing charm should have done the trick. And that's not even the best part." Harry did not finish. Snape had entered the Great Hall and sat down unobservant in his chair.
***
'Hmmmm..What for Breakfast.' mused Snape. 'Nothing good. Damn those house-elves. Porridge and Toast. Burnt, Old Porridge and Stale Burnt Toast!!!! I'll return to the dungeon and mix up a high caffeine potion instead. Damn little elves.' As he tries to get up, he discretely realizes that he is quite stuck. He quickly mutters a "Finite Incantium" in pathetic attempt to undo the "magic." He then tries numerous other curses. 'Damn Chair'. He finally just stands up, ripping the bottom off the trousers of his long, billowing black robes. By this time all of the school is watching him.
"Problems Severus?" asks Dumbledore.
"Humph!" Snape Storms off out his rear exit.
Fred and George Weasly snicker. Soon the whole school erupts in hysterical laughter. The Potion's master was wearing pink briefs.
FIN
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In Griffindor Tower
"That was bloody brilliant, Harry!"
"Thanks, Ron! He deserved it anyway, that slimy git."
"Ya' know, you should be more careful in the future.Getting caught snogging my sister like that."
"I know, Ron, I will be more sly in the future, but it was fun."
*~~~~~~*~~~~~~*
The Next Morning
"Aargh! Double Potions with the Slythrens!" moaned Ron.
"Psst! Ron! Remember my sweet revenge" Harry softly asked trying to avoid Hermione's attention to the conversation.
"OH!!! YES!!!" said Ron, clearly enlightened rather loudly. Unfortunately, Hermione has caught on by now.
"Honestly! What have you done now?" she said exasperated in her trademark it-can't-be-as-bad-as-you-think-because-I-was-not-involved.
"You do know that Snape caught Harry snogging Ginny." began Ron, but he was cut off.
"Of Course I know that is common knowledge. Snape made a point of spreading the scandalous circumstances. The Girl's Bathroom? Harry, I thought you had more sense than that. Wait a minute! How exactly did Snape catch you in the Girl's Bathroom?"
Harry, blushing something demonically crimson, replied "ummmm.(looks quickly at a puzzled Ron) We were errr..not so quiet.anyway, Snape must have heard us and was waiting for us when we came out."
"I see. Now what is this Brilliant plan that you and Ron came up with?"
"Well, it involves the Dursley's Christmas Present and my dad's invisibility cloak. Last night, I had detention with Snape. Halfway through, he left. When he was gone, I super glued some rather important bottles to the shelf. The ingredients that we will use today are glued shut. I also found the entrance to his private quarters. A quick, complex color changing charm should have done the trick. And that's not even the best part." Harry did not finish. Snape had entered the Great Hall and sat down unobservant in his chair.
***
'Hmmmm..What for Breakfast.' mused Snape. 'Nothing good. Damn those house-elves. Porridge and Toast. Burnt, Old Porridge and Stale Burnt Toast!!!! I'll return to the dungeon and mix up a high caffeine potion instead. Damn little elves.' As he tries to get up, he discretely realizes that he is quite stuck. He quickly mutters a "Finite Incantium" in pathetic attempt to undo the "magic." He then tries numerous other curses. 'Damn Chair'. He finally just stands up, ripping the bottom off the trousers of his long, billowing black robes. By this time all of the school is watching him.
"Problems Severus?" asks Dumbledore.
"Humph!" Snape Storms off out his rear exit.
Fred and George Weasly snicker. Soon the whole school erupts in hysterical laughter. The Potion's master was wearing pink briefs.
FIN
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