Woah this is going to be the most screwed up thing I've ever wrote. Based
on real experience, from. . . 20 minutes ago. Yea, I'm this crazy.
To The Brink of Insanity and Back
"No, Jonah, you know, the veggie-tales movie. Not Middle Earth. Or is it the Middle East? Submit my quiz? Ok, what the heck. Wait, where am I? Oh yes, Piper's website. Why was my site not up? I need to change my fanfiction thing. Why am I swallowing so much? Am I sick? No, or like Mr. Redman would say 'or at least not physically' then we'd all sit there kind of blankly for a minute, and I swear you could hear the little blipping sounds of us blinking."
This is what I was thinking. I opened my eyes and realized that I was roasting. Oh god. . . I'm doing it again, aren't I? I realized that I had traveled to the brink of insanity and back. My throat was dry and sticky and I wanted some water. I sat up feeling quite sick and dizzy. I staggered out of bed wishing it was daytime. Well actually, if you'd looked at the moon you probably would've swore it was day even if you weren't insane. Man that thing was bright.
I staggered out through the living room and kitchen and reached the refrigerator. I looked in to see if there were any water bottles in there. As I opened the door the light blinded me for a second (darn those little light bulbs) and I was not a single water bottle in there. I closed the door and waited for my eyesight to return. Sadly enough, I wish it hadn't. When my sight came back, I was definitely not in my kitchen anymore.
I looked behind me, the refrigerator was gone. " Wow, I really am crazy." I thought. I looked down and saw I was still in my PJ's, and that I wasn't on linoleum anymore. I was standing in a forest, barefoot. I tried to remember where I had last thought of. The Middle East? No, too foresty, so I must be in. . . "Middle Earth."
Yup, great. This was what insanity was. "Going to your refrigerator and ending up in some completely different place." I said yawning. I was tired and had a pounding head ache. And the best thing I knew was sleep.
I have no clue how this is going to turn out, so if this sounded dumb, the next chapters might be good. Like I said, I am insane.
To The Brink of Insanity and Back
"No, Jonah, you know, the veggie-tales movie. Not Middle Earth. Or is it the Middle East? Submit my quiz? Ok, what the heck. Wait, where am I? Oh yes, Piper's website. Why was my site not up? I need to change my fanfiction thing. Why am I swallowing so much? Am I sick? No, or like Mr. Redman would say 'or at least not physically' then we'd all sit there kind of blankly for a minute, and I swear you could hear the little blipping sounds of us blinking."
This is what I was thinking. I opened my eyes and realized that I was roasting. Oh god. . . I'm doing it again, aren't I? I realized that I had traveled to the brink of insanity and back. My throat was dry and sticky and I wanted some water. I sat up feeling quite sick and dizzy. I staggered out of bed wishing it was daytime. Well actually, if you'd looked at the moon you probably would've swore it was day even if you weren't insane. Man that thing was bright.
I staggered out through the living room and kitchen and reached the refrigerator. I looked in to see if there were any water bottles in there. As I opened the door the light blinded me for a second (darn those little light bulbs) and I was not a single water bottle in there. I closed the door and waited for my eyesight to return. Sadly enough, I wish it hadn't. When my sight came back, I was definitely not in my kitchen anymore.
I looked behind me, the refrigerator was gone. " Wow, I really am crazy." I thought. I looked down and saw I was still in my PJ's, and that I wasn't on linoleum anymore. I was standing in a forest, barefoot. I tried to remember where I had last thought of. The Middle East? No, too foresty, so I must be in. . . "Middle Earth."
Yup, great. This was what insanity was. "Going to your refrigerator and ending up in some completely different place." I said yawning. I was tired and had a pounding head ache. And the best thing I knew was sleep.
I have no clue how this is going to turn out, so if this sounded dumb, the next chapters might be good. Like I said, I am insane.