Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Behold!!! I have five days off of school, well
only four now, but who knows what insane insomnia induced thoughts will
come across me. . . Oh yes, I'm starting to get better (in real life I was
over the flu a loooong time ago).
'What happened last night?' I thought to myself. ' Well, lets see. You went crazy, heard voices, and then tried to jump off a balcony, but fell down and smacked your head pretty dang hard.' The other side of my mind thought. Actually, I never remembered actually hitting my head, but the splitting headache and very swollen eye I had told me that I'd hit that railing pretty hard.
I opened my remaining eye that hadn't swollen shut to see Legolas and someone else in my room. The other person was definitely not an Elf, he was much to short to be. And, well, Legolas sat in a chair trying not to laugh as I sat up with only one eye open. I actually felt very much better, and a lot quicker than usual. Usually it took at least a week and a half to get over the flu, but my flu was almost gone and it had only been a mere five days. Ah the wonders of Elves, bless them. Anyway, since I felt better I thought it would be a good chance to, umm, prove I was only SLIGHTLY insane.
I started to try and explain that I wasn't completely insane, but what ended up coming out was, "Who are you?"
The other person in my room jumped slightly as if I'd surprised him and then answered, "You can call me Pippin. And what may I call you?" Then for the first time I realized that nobody here knew my name. Well, now was a good of a time as ever so I answered,
"You, Pippin, may call me Meredith." Well then, as usual I realized that I was very restless. So I got up. No head rush, so I walked around and stretched.
"Some odd pants you have there." Legolas said eyeing my plaid pajama pants. I blushed realizing that I had worn the same clothes for the past five days. Legolas must've read my mind then because he said, "Now that you're feeling better you can wash up and put on some different clothes."
"Ok." I said. "But I'm not wearing any dresses." Legolas then gave my a look that made me say, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it." Then Legolas and Pippin finally left, leaving me to finally get clean.
After I took a bath and thoroughly cleaned myself I washed my clothes and hung them in the sun to dry. Little did I know that doing this would cause me to spend the remainder of the afternoon wrapped up in a blanket, for I had no other clothes. This will lead you to insanity, I learned the hard way.
Oooohhhhhh, yet more insanity. Sorry this was so short, but my hiccups are becoming excruciatingly annoying. I like the name Meredith don't you? Ok, don't answer that.
'What happened last night?' I thought to myself. ' Well, lets see. You went crazy, heard voices, and then tried to jump off a balcony, but fell down and smacked your head pretty dang hard.' The other side of my mind thought. Actually, I never remembered actually hitting my head, but the splitting headache and very swollen eye I had told me that I'd hit that railing pretty hard.
I opened my remaining eye that hadn't swollen shut to see Legolas and someone else in my room. The other person was definitely not an Elf, he was much to short to be. And, well, Legolas sat in a chair trying not to laugh as I sat up with only one eye open. I actually felt very much better, and a lot quicker than usual. Usually it took at least a week and a half to get over the flu, but my flu was almost gone and it had only been a mere five days. Ah the wonders of Elves, bless them. Anyway, since I felt better I thought it would be a good chance to, umm, prove I was only SLIGHTLY insane.
I started to try and explain that I wasn't completely insane, but what ended up coming out was, "Who are you?"
The other person in my room jumped slightly as if I'd surprised him and then answered, "You can call me Pippin. And what may I call you?" Then for the first time I realized that nobody here knew my name. Well, now was a good of a time as ever so I answered,
"You, Pippin, may call me Meredith." Well then, as usual I realized that I was very restless. So I got up. No head rush, so I walked around and stretched.
"Some odd pants you have there." Legolas said eyeing my plaid pajama pants. I blushed realizing that I had worn the same clothes for the past five days. Legolas must've read my mind then because he said, "Now that you're feeling better you can wash up and put on some different clothes."
"Ok." I said. "But I'm not wearing any dresses." Legolas then gave my a look that made me say, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it." Then Legolas and Pippin finally left, leaving me to finally get clean.
After I took a bath and thoroughly cleaned myself I washed my clothes and hung them in the sun to dry. Little did I know that doing this would cause me to spend the remainder of the afternoon wrapped up in a blanket, for I had no other clothes. This will lead you to insanity, I learned the hard way.
Oooohhhhhh, yet more insanity. Sorry this was so short, but my hiccups are becoming excruciatingly annoying. I like the name Meredith don't you? Ok, don't answer that.