Chapter One: Disaster Unrelated To the Brotherhood Strikes
"Bub, you kids spend way too much time broodin'," Logan announced. Cheerfully. The X-Men took this as a definite warning sign. "Look who's talking," Scott whispered. "Ve are teenagers. Zat is vhat ve do," Kurt pointed out, looking up from the TV. "Well, I aim to put a stop to it," Logan said, turning to the watching Charles. "Chuck, I propose that I take these kids on a camping trip!" "That sounds like a wholesome idea," the Professor said. "You may take the kids into the conveniently nearby National Forest during spring break, Logan. Since spring break conveniently starts tomorrow, you better get packing." A chorus of "No, no, no, please don't do this to us!" came from the shocked lips of six frightened teenagers. "Well, they're only worried about our mental well-being," Jean said to the rest of the students. "Jean?" Kitty said. "Yes?" "Shut up!" Rogue finished as visions of camping with Logan crossed everybody's minds.
"Bub, you kids spend way too much time broodin'," Logan announced. Cheerfully. The X-Men took this as a definite warning sign. "Look who's talking," Scott whispered. "Ve are teenagers. Zat is vhat ve do," Kurt pointed out, looking up from the TV. "Well, I aim to put a stop to it," Logan said, turning to the watching Charles. "Chuck, I propose that I take these kids on a camping trip!" "That sounds like a wholesome idea," the Professor said. "You may take the kids into the conveniently nearby National Forest during spring break, Logan. Since spring break conveniently starts tomorrow, you better get packing." A chorus of "No, no, no, please don't do this to us!" came from the shocked lips of six frightened teenagers. "Well, they're only worried about our mental well-being," Jean said to the rest of the students. "Jean?" Kitty said. "Yes?" "Shut up!" Rogue finished as visions of camping with Logan crossed everybody's minds.