A/N: Yes! I'm back! After many months of parody slump, I finally think I have one!
Disclaimer: Albus, James Potter, and all other allusions to J.K. Rowling's characters are not mine. Nor is Billy Joel's original lyrics of the song "She's always a Woman" _________________________________________________________
"He's Almost James Potter To Me"-as sung by Severus Snape
(To the tune of Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman to Me")
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He's the great "boy who lived"
He's got Lily's green eyes
He can ruin my life with his casual lies
And I won't get backstories explained 'til book three
They say he's just a child
But he's almost James Potter to me
He's the front page's name
He can pretend to grieve it
He can claim it's the truth
But I'll never believe it
And he'll take from my storeroom and thinks I don't see
He steals like a thief
And he's almost James Potter to me
Oh-he's just full of himself
He can do what he wants
He's 'ahead of his time'
Oh-and he takes us for fools
Albus never gives in
He just bends all the rules
He will save the world more
Than the world's greatest hero
Then I'll carelessly fail him
And laugh at his zero
But he'll bring out your best
And the worst I can be
Blame it all on my grudge
Cause he's almost James Potter to me
Oh-he's just full of himself
He can do what he wants
He's 'ahead of his time'
Oh-after curfew he'll prance
Albus never gives in
He just 'gives him a chance'
He is 'one of a kind'
And I'm the one who's cruel
He can do as he pleases
And I look the fool
He chums with the convicted
And werewolves with glee
And I hate that it's true
He's the savior for you
But he's almost James Potter to me....
Disclaimer: Albus, James Potter, and all other allusions to J.K. Rowling's characters are not mine. Nor is Billy Joel's original lyrics of the song "She's always a Woman" _________________________________________________________
"He's Almost James Potter To Me"-as sung by Severus Snape
(To the tune of Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman to Me")
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
He's the great "boy who lived"
He's got Lily's green eyes
He can ruin my life with his casual lies
And I won't get backstories explained 'til book three
They say he's just a child
But he's almost James Potter to me
He's the front page's name
He can pretend to grieve it
He can claim it's the truth
But I'll never believe it
And he'll take from my storeroom and thinks I don't see
He steals like a thief
And he's almost James Potter to me
Oh-he's just full of himself
He can do what he wants
He's 'ahead of his time'
Oh-and he takes us for fools
Albus never gives in
He just bends all the rules
He will save the world more
Than the world's greatest hero
Then I'll carelessly fail him
And laugh at his zero
But he'll bring out your best
And the worst I can be
Blame it all on my grudge
Cause he's almost James Potter to me
Oh-he's just full of himself
He can do what he wants
He's 'ahead of his time'
Oh-after curfew he'll prance
Albus never gives in
He just 'gives him a chance'
He is 'one of a kind'
And I'm the one who's cruel
He can do as he pleases
And I look the fool
He chums with the convicted
And werewolves with glee
And I hate that it's true
He's the savior for you
But he's almost James Potter to me....