This was my 1st ever fanfic. Ever. Yep, it sucks. But everyone on nick.com seemed to love it! Please R&R!
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EPISODE- SCHOOL DAY
CHARACTERS- ZIM, DIB, MS.BITTERS
SCENE- IN CLASS
MS.BITTERS- Class, today you will all argue with each other. It is called debate.
Dib, ZIM, come to the front of the room and discuss a topic.
DIB- Ms. Bitters, I suggest that we talk about the possibility of alien lifeforms
landing on Earth and trying to take over using idiotic plans, and being
countered by an extremely smart kid with cool hair, all the while
thinking that it is part of a major alien invasion of the universe.
MS.BITTERS- Is that OK, ZIM?
ZIM- Sure whatever. . . . . . . . .What? I am NOT going to debate that subject!!!
DIB- What's the matter, ZIM? Are you afraid to talk about aliens? It's not like
you are an alien, right ZIM?
MS.BITTERS- ZIM...
ZIM- Fine! I will tell you human scum why aliens will never invade this filthy
planet!
DIB- I know that aliens exist because...
(Class groans)
DIB- It's a funny story really. One day this green kid came to my class and
claimed to be human. I knew he was an alien, and I told everyone.
Nobody believed me. After school I tried to catch him. I chased him
all over. We climbed on top of a bus. I knocked him off. Then he got
on his funny little robot and flew away.
ZIM- MY TURN!! Aliens don't exist. They never have, never will, and the
closest thing to an alien that I have ever seen is hair boy over here.
DIB- You are the alien, ZIM, not me! I am a respectable human being!
ZIM-Hardly respectable. Anyway, aliens will not invade this planet, so anyone
with parents who work for the government should tell them that
all money going into intergalactic space protection funds should
be withdrawn and spent on pizza....
DIB- Don't listen to him! He is attempting to take over the world!
ZIM- Silly Dib. I just know how much everyone loves greasy globs of cheese
and meat, so I wanted to give them some financial advice.
MS.BITTERS- Enough debate! It is time to discuss how doomed we are. Doomed,
doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed....
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More is coming soon!
~Riasq
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EPISODE- SCHOOL DAY
CHARACTERS- ZIM, DIB, MS.BITTERS
SCENE- IN CLASS
MS.BITTERS- Class, today you will all argue with each other. It is called debate.
Dib, ZIM, come to the front of the room and discuss a topic.
DIB- Ms. Bitters, I suggest that we talk about the possibility of alien lifeforms
landing on Earth and trying to take over using idiotic plans, and being
countered by an extremely smart kid with cool hair, all the while
thinking that it is part of a major alien invasion of the universe.
MS.BITTERS- Is that OK, ZIM?
ZIM- Sure whatever. . . . . . . . .What? I am NOT going to debate that subject!!!
DIB- What's the matter, ZIM? Are you afraid to talk about aliens? It's not like
you are an alien, right ZIM?
MS.BITTERS- ZIM...
ZIM- Fine! I will tell you human scum why aliens will never invade this filthy
planet!
DIB- I know that aliens exist because...
(Class groans)
DIB- It's a funny story really. One day this green kid came to my class and
claimed to be human. I knew he was an alien, and I told everyone.
Nobody believed me. After school I tried to catch him. I chased him
all over. We climbed on top of a bus. I knocked him off. Then he got
on his funny little robot and flew away.
ZIM- MY TURN!! Aliens don't exist. They never have, never will, and the
closest thing to an alien that I have ever seen is hair boy over here.
DIB- You are the alien, ZIM, not me! I am a respectable human being!
ZIM-Hardly respectable. Anyway, aliens will not invade this planet, so anyone
with parents who work for the government should tell them that
all money going into intergalactic space protection funds should
be withdrawn and spent on pizza....
DIB- Don't listen to him! He is attempting to take over the world!
ZIM- Silly Dib. I just know how much everyone loves greasy globs of cheese
and meat, so I wanted to give them some financial advice.
MS.BITTERS- Enough debate! It is time to discuss how doomed we are. Doomed,
doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed....
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More is coming soon!
~Riasq