The Legend of Zelda the Hedgehog?
Disclaimer: If I owned them, do you think I would be here?
**Sonic and crew**
The group lands in a strange field. As they look around, they can see a castle in the distance, and some kind of ranch in the center. Not much else here though. For a few moments, everyone just stands there staring. They walk around for a moment, then decide to stop and talk about their next move.
"What is this place?" Shadow asks.
"No clue." Sonic says. Shadow sits down on a tree stump. Tails looks up toward the ranch.
"Hey, someone is in a tree looking at us..." he says. Unfortunately, no one is listening to him right now.
"My shoes are clogged." Shadow complains. He begins to pull grass out of the hover jets on the souls of his shoes.
"Quit complaining." Sonic says. Knuckles takes a deep breath. Everyone looks at him.
"I like this place." He says.
"I don't." Amy pouts. "There isn't a mall anywhere." The boys groan at her attitude.
"There is still someone staring at us..." Tails finally gets everyone's attention.
"So what do we do?" Knuckles asks. Shadow gets an evil look in his eye.
"Let's just attack. It's much easier." Sonic smacks him. Everyone else just rolls their eyes.
"There is no reason to attack stupid." Sonic says. Tails flies up above them.
"Why don't I go up? I can stay out of their reach from up here." Everyone agrees to this, and Tails is off.
**With Zelda crew**
Saria is still sitting in the tree watching the strange group. Then, to her surprise, the Keaton starts to......fly?! Saria almost falls out of the tree when she sees this.
"What's going on up there?" Zelda's worried voice comes from the ground.
"The Keaton......it is FLYING!" Almost everyone gasps.
"What kind of creatures are these things?" Link asks. Impa has a more important question.
"Where is it heading?" she asks. Saria is still watching it.
"It is coming here!" she replies. Nabooru draws her scimitars.
"Just let it try to attack!" she says. Impa puts her hand on Nabooru's shoulder.
"For all we know, it is peaceful." She says. Nabooru isn't buying it.
"For all we know, it is hostile." Nabooru shoots back. Zelda just shakes her head. Rauru starts to get a gleam in his eyes, which is never a good sign.
"Keatons.....it has been a long time since I have had that..." he says. Everyone groans.
"And you're not today." Zelda says.
"You already ate all the food. Don't think of eating anything else." Ruto chimes in.
"But.......but......" Rauru stammers. Zelda looks at Link. Link takes some rope and ties it around Rauru's mouth. Rauru protests, but doesn't actually fight.
"Behave." Link says. Zelda smiles her thanks. Just as this is happening, Tails has reached the group and is hovering up next to Saria.
"Hello." He says. Saria stares at him a moment before she comes to her senses.
"Ummmmm....hello......" she says. Tails smiles.
"Sorry to bother you, but we are kinds lost...." he is interuppted by a yell from across the field.
"I STILL SAY IT WOULD BE EASIER JUST TO ATTACK!" Shadow yells. Tails turns so he is facing his group.
"WE ARE NOT DOING THAT SHADOW!" He yells back. Then he turns back to Saria, looking just a little red. Link looks up from the ground.
"Make him come down here." He says. Tails just shrugs, then lands. He backs up quickly when Nabooru advances on him with her scimitars drawn. Impa stops her in her tracks. Sheik steps up.
"What are you anyway?" he asks.
"I'm Miles Prower. But everyone calls me 'Tails'." Tails responds. Shadow can yet again be heard yelling across the field.
"NO ONE CARES TAI-----oomph!!"
"Shut up Shadow!" Sonic's voice can barely be heard from the distance.
"HEY TAILS!" Amy calls. "ASK THEM IF THEY HAVE A MALL!" Tails turns red.
"Ummmmmmmm......." Saria saves him.
"We heard. But.....what is a 'mall'?" she asks. Tails thinks a moment.
"Well, it has a lot of shops, usually crowded...." Zelda waves her hand.
"She must mean Hyrule Market." She says. Tails calls back to Amy that they do have one. Amy comes running up dragging Sonic by the hand.
"Amy!! Slow down!! Oh man, I can't believe I just said that..."Sonic grumbles as he is dragged. Shadow and Knuckles come up behind them snickering. Sonic's death glare just makes them laugh even harder. Once both groups are together, everyone just kinda stares at each other a moment. Ruto finally breaks the silence.
"Who are you people anyway?" She asks.
"I was just going to ask the same question." Sonic replies. Rauru has somehow gotten free, and is staring at Tails.
"I still say Keatons are good!" he says. The Zelda group just rolls their eyes, while the Sonic crew is confused.
"What's a Keaton?" Amy asks. Zelda looks at her a moment.
"Isn't he a Keaton?" she asks pointing to Tails. Tails shakes his head.
"I'm just a two-tailed fox....." he says. Amy looks like she is going to blow her top.
"Forget that! Where's the mall!!??" she says. Sonic tries to calm her down.
"We'll get to that later. Promise." He says. Darunia doesn't seem impressed.
"You still haven't told us who you are..." he says.
"Well..." Sonic points to himself, Amy, Knuckles and Shadow, "We're hedgehogs..."
"I am the Ultimate Life Form." Shadow says. Link isn't impressed by the attitude, and goes for his sword. Shadow smiles. "I dare you."
"Fine." Link says. Before he can draw though, Impa grabs his wrist.
"No bloodshed please." She says. Link keeps his hand away, but keeps glaring at the black hedgehog. Impa just sighs.
"Where are all of you from?" Saria asks, choosing to ignore what just happened.
"Well, I don't like staying in one place for long." Sonic says.
"Is that how you got here?" Zelda asks. Sonic's face falls.
"Um....not exactly...."he responds. Tails decides to take up the conversation.
"We were playing a video game, and...what?" he says seeing the blank stares he is getting.
"What's a video game?" Sheik asks.
"You're kidding, right?" Amy asks. No one moves. "Guess not..."
"Well, anyway, something went wrong with it, and there was a bright flash, and we ended up here." Tails finishes. Zelda thinks a moment.
"The Golden Goddesses must have sent for you then." She says. Now it is the Sonic crew's turn to be confused.
"Say what?" Shadow asks. Zelda just waves it off.
"Please come with us." She says.
"Where are we going?" Sonic asks. Zelda turns to him.
"To the castle of course." Amy lights up.
"CASTLE!? Like a king and queen and princess and prince, and..." Sonic puts his hand over her mouth to shut her up. Zelda gives them a strange look.
"Ummmmmm....yes.....I'm the Princess of Hyrule." She says. Amy's eyes light up.
"Someone's pretty hyper." Ruto comments. Link just shakes his head.
"Let's get going." He says. The group heads off to the palace.
To be continued.....
Disclaimer: If I owned them, do you think I would be here?
**Sonic and crew**
The group lands in a strange field. As they look around, they can see a castle in the distance, and some kind of ranch in the center. Not much else here though. For a few moments, everyone just stands there staring. They walk around for a moment, then decide to stop and talk about their next move.
"What is this place?" Shadow asks.
"No clue." Sonic says. Shadow sits down on a tree stump. Tails looks up toward the ranch.
"Hey, someone is in a tree looking at us..." he says. Unfortunately, no one is listening to him right now.
"My shoes are clogged." Shadow complains. He begins to pull grass out of the hover jets on the souls of his shoes.
"Quit complaining." Sonic says. Knuckles takes a deep breath. Everyone looks at him.
"I like this place." He says.
"I don't." Amy pouts. "There isn't a mall anywhere." The boys groan at her attitude.
"There is still someone staring at us..." Tails finally gets everyone's attention.
"So what do we do?" Knuckles asks. Shadow gets an evil look in his eye.
"Let's just attack. It's much easier." Sonic smacks him. Everyone else just rolls their eyes.
"There is no reason to attack stupid." Sonic says. Tails flies up above them.
"Why don't I go up? I can stay out of their reach from up here." Everyone agrees to this, and Tails is off.
**With Zelda crew**
Saria is still sitting in the tree watching the strange group. Then, to her surprise, the Keaton starts to......fly?! Saria almost falls out of the tree when she sees this.
"What's going on up there?" Zelda's worried voice comes from the ground.
"The Keaton......it is FLYING!" Almost everyone gasps.
"What kind of creatures are these things?" Link asks. Impa has a more important question.
"Where is it heading?" she asks. Saria is still watching it.
"It is coming here!" she replies. Nabooru draws her scimitars.
"Just let it try to attack!" she says. Impa puts her hand on Nabooru's shoulder.
"For all we know, it is peaceful." She says. Nabooru isn't buying it.
"For all we know, it is hostile." Nabooru shoots back. Zelda just shakes her head. Rauru starts to get a gleam in his eyes, which is never a good sign.
"Keatons.....it has been a long time since I have had that..." he says. Everyone groans.
"And you're not today." Zelda says.
"You already ate all the food. Don't think of eating anything else." Ruto chimes in.
"But.......but......" Rauru stammers. Zelda looks at Link. Link takes some rope and ties it around Rauru's mouth. Rauru protests, but doesn't actually fight.
"Behave." Link says. Zelda smiles her thanks. Just as this is happening, Tails has reached the group and is hovering up next to Saria.
"Hello." He says. Saria stares at him a moment before she comes to her senses.
"Ummmmm....hello......" she says. Tails smiles.
"Sorry to bother you, but we are kinds lost...." he is interuppted by a yell from across the field.
"I STILL SAY IT WOULD BE EASIER JUST TO ATTACK!" Shadow yells. Tails turns so he is facing his group.
"WE ARE NOT DOING THAT SHADOW!" He yells back. Then he turns back to Saria, looking just a little red. Link looks up from the ground.
"Make him come down here." He says. Tails just shrugs, then lands. He backs up quickly when Nabooru advances on him with her scimitars drawn. Impa stops her in her tracks. Sheik steps up.
"What are you anyway?" he asks.
"I'm Miles Prower. But everyone calls me 'Tails'." Tails responds. Shadow can yet again be heard yelling across the field.
"NO ONE CARES TAI-----oomph!!"
"Shut up Shadow!" Sonic's voice can barely be heard from the distance.
"HEY TAILS!" Amy calls. "ASK THEM IF THEY HAVE A MALL!" Tails turns red.
"Ummmmmmmm......." Saria saves him.
"We heard. But.....what is a 'mall'?" she asks. Tails thinks a moment.
"Well, it has a lot of shops, usually crowded...." Zelda waves her hand.
"She must mean Hyrule Market." She says. Tails calls back to Amy that they do have one. Amy comes running up dragging Sonic by the hand.
"Amy!! Slow down!! Oh man, I can't believe I just said that..."Sonic grumbles as he is dragged. Shadow and Knuckles come up behind them snickering. Sonic's death glare just makes them laugh even harder. Once both groups are together, everyone just kinda stares at each other a moment. Ruto finally breaks the silence.
"Who are you people anyway?" She asks.
"I was just going to ask the same question." Sonic replies. Rauru has somehow gotten free, and is staring at Tails.
"I still say Keatons are good!" he says. The Zelda group just rolls their eyes, while the Sonic crew is confused.
"What's a Keaton?" Amy asks. Zelda looks at her a moment.
"Isn't he a Keaton?" she asks pointing to Tails. Tails shakes his head.
"I'm just a two-tailed fox....." he says. Amy looks like she is going to blow her top.
"Forget that! Where's the mall!!??" she says. Sonic tries to calm her down.
"We'll get to that later. Promise." He says. Darunia doesn't seem impressed.
"You still haven't told us who you are..." he says.
"Well..." Sonic points to himself, Amy, Knuckles and Shadow, "We're hedgehogs..."
"I am the Ultimate Life Form." Shadow says. Link isn't impressed by the attitude, and goes for his sword. Shadow smiles. "I dare you."
"Fine." Link says. Before he can draw though, Impa grabs his wrist.
"No bloodshed please." She says. Link keeps his hand away, but keeps glaring at the black hedgehog. Impa just sighs.
"Where are all of you from?" Saria asks, choosing to ignore what just happened.
"Well, I don't like staying in one place for long." Sonic says.
"Is that how you got here?" Zelda asks. Sonic's face falls.
"Um....not exactly...."he responds. Tails decides to take up the conversation.
"We were playing a video game, and...what?" he says seeing the blank stares he is getting.
"What's a video game?" Sheik asks.
"You're kidding, right?" Amy asks. No one moves. "Guess not..."
"Well, anyway, something went wrong with it, and there was a bright flash, and we ended up here." Tails finishes. Zelda thinks a moment.
"The Golden Goddesses must have sent for you then." She says. Now it is the Sonic crew's turn to be confused.
"Say what?" Shadow asks. Zelda just waves it off.
"Please come with us." She says.
"Where are we going?" Sonic asks. Zelda turns to him.
"To the castle of course." Amy lights up.
"CASTLE!? Like a king and queen and princess and prince, and..." Sonic puts his hand over her mouth to shut her up. Zelda gives them a strange look.
"Ummmmmm....yes.....I'm the Princess of Hyrule." She says. Amy's eyes light up.
"Someone's pretty hyper." Ruto comments. Link just shakes his head.
"Let's get going." He says. The group heads off to the palace.
To be continued.....