The Legend of Zelda the Hedgehog
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or Sonic
After a long day of shopping, the crew returns to Hyrule Castle. The girls chatter about all the neat stuff they bought, while the guys are completely exhausted from dealing with them.
"I told you shopping would make you feel better!" Ruto yells. Amy holds up three huge bags.
"You were right!" she says. The guys just groan. Saria yawns.
"I'm going to turn in now." she says. Link snickers.
"Past your bed-time?" he says. Saria walks up and decks him with amazing power for such a small person. Sheik snickers.
"Watch it bud or you're next." Zelda says with a glare. Sheik instantly shuts up. As they watch the girls go to bed, each one of them lets out a sigh of relief.
"So now what?" Shadow says. Link smiles.
"Tavern time." Link leads the way, and the guys go for a boys night out.
**In Hyrule Market Tavern**
The boys enter the tavern. Shadow and Sonic look around. Tails gasps. Of course, for the Z-guys, this is nothing new.
"Not bad." Shadow says. Sonic goes up to the bar.
"Give me the strongest thing you got." he says. The barkeep looks at him strangely.
"You sure about that?" he says. Link overhears and walks up.
"YOu carry Gerudo Ale don't you." He says. The barkeep nods. Sonic and Shadow look at him strangly.
"What's that?" Sonic asks.
"One shot and you will be up on the ceiling." Sheik says. Shadow's eyes light up. He promptly orders three of them. Rauru shakes his head.
"And for the others?" the barkeep asks.
"Lon Lon Milk for me." Link says. Sheik gets the 'I can one-up you for that' look.
"Chateau Romani." he says. Link's eyes go wide.
"Since when is that here?" he says.
"Since you opened the portal genius." Sheik replies. Link shrugs, then sips his milk. The others get their drinks, and the party begins.
**Meanwhile, in another part of Hyrule**
A black portal opens in the center of the desert. After a moment, Gannondorf emerges. He looks around at his surroundings, as if he isn't completely sure he is free yet. Then he looks up to the sky.
"Finally! Free of that accursed........oomph!" He is cut off as a metal hovercraft thingie lands on top of him. Sitting in the hovercaft is none other that Egg-belly himself, Dr. Robotnik. Unaware of the landing he made, he looks around.
"I wonder where I am..........." he says. Gannon decides to, um, 'help' him a bit.
"On me you jerk, now get off before I decide to destroy you!" Robotnik finally looks down, then moves his hovercraft off of Gannon. For a few moments after Gannon gets up, they just stare at each other. Then they both speak at once.
"What the heck are you!?" They say at the same time. Gannon decides that he is more important.
"I asked first." He says.
"I am the greatest genius the world has ever known." Robotnik says. Gannon isn't impressed.
"You mean second to me." he says. Robotnik decides to show what he can do, and powers up his weapons. Gannon powers up his magic, and destroys the hovercraft in an instant, leaving Robotnik standing in a pile of rubble. He smiles.
"Now how about a straight answer." he says.
"I am going to destroy that pesky hedgehog!" Figuring that the looney isnt' going to give a straight answer without some help, Gannon powers up another orb. "Ummmmm..........My name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik. But you can call me Dr. Eggman." Gannon groans.
"How about I just call you 'idiot'?" he says. Robotnik growls. Gannon decides that he really isn't dangerous, so he turns to the oasis nearby and uses some of his magic. "Let's see here..........Link, Link, where are you............"
**Picture in water**
Link is standing in the center of the bar singing......excuse me, /trying/ to sing. Sonic is treating the tavern like his own pinball table, with himself as the pinball. Sheik is over in the corner, the bandages which usually cover his face are gone. Which is good, since you can't usually hurl like that with things covering your mouth. The only one of the group even close to sober is Shadow, and there are over 20 shotglasses on the table next to him.
**Back with the bad guys**
For a moment, Gannon and Robotnik just stare. These are supposed to be the good guys. Neither of them imagined anything like this. Gannon slowly starts to smile.
"You have got to be kidding me........." he says shaking his head. Robotnik lights up.
"That's the pesky hedgehog and his friends!" he exclaimes. Gannon thinks a moment. Then he gets an idea.
"All right, let's work together." Robotnik just stares at him a moment. "It's really simple." Gannon acts like he is talking to a three-year-old. "We catch the group, I get Link, yOu get your precious hedgehog, and everyone gets a little torture." Robotnik thinks a moment, then nods.
"Sounds good to me................but you haven't told me your name yet." he says. Gannon draws himself up to his full height of 6'11".
"I am the Gerudo King, Gannondorf. Make fun of my name and face the consequences." Robotnik looks at his hovercraft, then gulps.........
All right! Now that that's done, I can start on new chapters!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or Sonic
After a long day of shopping, the crew returns to Hyrule Castle. The girls chatter about all the neat stuff they bought, while the guys are completely exhausted from dealing with them.
"I told you shopping would make you feel better!" Ruto yells. Amy holds up three huge bags.
"You were right!" she says. The guys just groan. Saria yawns.
"I'm going to turn in now." she says. Link snickers.
"Past your bed-time?" he says. Saria walks up and decks him with amazing power for such a small person. Sheik snickers.
"Watch it bud or you're next." Zelda says with a glare. Sheik instantly shuts up. As they watch the girls go to bed, each one of them lets out a sigh of relief.
"So now what?" Shadow says. Link smiles.
"Tavern time." Link leads the way, and the guys go for a boys night out.
**In Hyrule Market Tavern**
The boys enter the tavern. Shadow and Sonic look around. Tails gasps. Of course, for the Z-guys, this is nothing new.
"Not bad." Shadow says. Sonic goes up to the bar.
"Give me the strongest thing you got." he says. The barkeep looks at him strangely.
"You sure about that?" he says. Link overhears and walks up.
"YOu carry Gerudo Ale don't you." He says. The barkeep nods. Sonic and Shadow look at him strangly.
"What's that?" Sonic asks.
"One shot and you will be up on the ceiling." Sheik says. Shadow's eyes light up. He promptly orders three of them. Rauru shakes his head.
"And for the others?" the barkeep asks.
"Lon Lon Milk for me." Link says. Sheik gets the 'I can one-up you for that' look.
"Chateau Romani." he says. Link's eyes go wide.
"Since when is that here?" he says.
"Since you opened the portal genius." Sheik replies. Link shrugs, then sips his milk. The others get their drinks, and the party begins.
**Meanwhile, in another part of Hyrule**
A black portal opens in the center of the desert. After a moment, Gannondorf emerges. He looks around at his surroundings, as if he isn't completely sure he is free yet. Then he looks up to the sky.
"Finally! Free of that accursed........oomph!" He is cut off as a metal hovercraft thingie lands on top of him. Sitting in the hovercaft is none other that Egg-belly himself, Dr. Robotnik. Unaware of the landing he made, he looks around.
"I wonder where I am..........." he says. Gannon decides to, um, 'help' him a bit.
"On me you jerk, now get off before I decide to destroy you!" Robotnik finally looks down, then moves his hovercraft off of Gannon. For a few moments after Gannon gets up, they just stare at each other. Then they both speak at once.
"What the heck are you!?" They say at the same time. Gannon decides that he is more important.
"I asked first." He says.
"I am the greatest genius the world has ever known." Robotnik says. Gannon isn't impressed.
"You mean second to me." he says. Robotnik decides to show what he can do, and powers up his weapons. Gannon powers up his magic, and destroys the hovercraft in an instant, leaving Robotnik standing in a pile of rubble. He smiles.
"Now how about a straight answer." he says.
"I am going to destroy that pesky hedgehog!" Figuring that the looney isnt' going to give a straight answer without some help, Gannon powers up another orb. "Ummmmm..........My name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik. But you can call me Dr. Eggman." Gannon groans.
"How about I just call you 'idiot'?" he says. Robotnik growls. Gannon decides that he really isn't dangerous, so he turns to the oasis nearby and uses some of his magic. "Let's see here..........Link, Link, where are you............"
**Picture in water**
Link is standing in the center of the bar singing......excuse me, /trying/ to sing. Sonic is treating the tavern like his own pinball table, with himself as the pinball. Sheik is over in the corner, the bandages which usually cover his face are gone. Which is good, since you can't usually hurl like that with things covering your mouth. The only one of the group even close to sober is Shadow, and there are over 20 shotglasses on the table next to him.
**Back with the bad guys**
For a moment, Gannon and Robotnik just stare. These are supposed to be the good guys. Neither of them imagined anything like this. Gannon slowly starts to smile.
"You have got to be kidding me........." he says shaking his head. Robotnik lights up.
"That's the pesky hedgehog and his friends!" he exclaimes. Gannon thinks a moment. Then he gets an idea.
"All right, let's work together." Robotnik just stares at him a moment. "It's really simple." Gannon acts like he is talking to a three-year-old. "We catch the group, I get Link, yOu get your precious hedgehog, and everyone gets a little torture." Robotnik thinks a moment, then nods.
"Sounds good to me................but you haven't told me your name yet." he says. Gannon draws himself up to his full height of 6'11".
"I am the Gerudo King, Gannondorf. Make fun of my name and face the consequences." Robotnik looks at his hovercraft, then gulps.........
All right! Now that that's done, I can start on new chapters!!