Ok here's something I myself wrote but It doesn't have anymore chapters cuz
it's the first thing I ever made!!!
Harry Potter: Hello, proffesor Dumbledore..er, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a minute?
Dumbledore: Of course Harry! please step this way... *takes him to his office* Well, Harry? I'm all ears.
Harry Potter: well...I was wondering... where is Lord Voldemort now?
Dumbledore: ahh, fine question there...I'd wish I knew myself...
Harry Potter: *hits Dumbledore over the head with his Firebolt* opps, sorry Proffesor, something inside me made me do it!
Dumbldore: *standing up from floor* well *shakes* I do hope that doesn't happen again, right?
Harry Potter: right. Sorry.
Dumbledore: well, Harry, do you have any other questions you think I might be able to answer?
Harry Potter: Well, yeah..er..How come my mum and Lord Voldemort had an affair?
Dumbledore: *thunderstruck* er...er, well, Ha-Harry, I, I wouldn't really know, how-how...I mean..I don't really understand your question...!
Harry Potter: Oh c'mon! *hits him over the head with a swordfish* you *hits him again* do *hits him harder* know!!!! *stops* oh dear, what has gotten into me??!! *sits*
Dumbledore: *recovers from the floor, again* Well, Harry!! what did you eat today?! I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't hit me over the head anymore!
Harry Potter: *hits him over the head with Christine's elephant* What am I doing?? *pokes him in the eye with one of Firebolt's twigs* *in deep, cold voice:*HAHAHAHA TAKE THAT YOU MORON!! Hey, wait, that wasn't my voice!! *stops, and sits again* *looks at Dumbledore* Oh, proffesor! please let me help you!
Dumbledore: NO, no...er, no, I'm..fine, th-thank you, er, Harry! Now what was that?!? Who spoke in such deep voice? surely it wasn't you?
*just then Hermione brakes in*
Hermione: *in deep hoarse voice* AAAAAAAHHHH DUMBLEDORE!! YOU BRAIN-LESS PRAT! SURELY YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THIS! *takes out a pink, fuzzy, fluffy bunny from her pocket* *bunny attacks Dumbledore*
Harry Potter: STOP, OH GOD, HERMIONE!!
Hermione: *heads turns 180ยบ around, and looks at Harry* well, you're the sexy one! *Grabs him by the waist* Kiss me! *kisses him*
Harry Potter: *breaks free* EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! *takes out wand* Impedimenta!!!! *flash of red light* *Hermione starts dancing a tango*
Dumbledore: oohhhh Tango!! *joins Hermione* *hermione dances with Dumbledore*
Harry Potter: *takes out Beer and Vodka and starts making cocktails, bloody maries and scotch on-the-rocks*
All: PARTY!!!
This is something Grace sent me that it was hilarious!!
Harry Potter: Uh, hullo.
Britney Spears: Ohmigod. Are you British? I love British accents! You know, I email Prince William sometimes.
Harry Potter: That muggle? I mean, that's great.
Britney Spears: I love your outfit! You look like a wizard or something. (squeezes Harry Potter's cheek)
Harry Potter: Back, foul succubus!
Britney Spears: What?
Harry Potter: Oh sorry.
Britney Spears: Whatever. Oh, that's a great fake lightning bolt you've got tattooed on your forehead.
Harry Potter: It's not fake! Absolutely no part of me is fake.
Britney Spears: Yeah, me neither. (winks)
Harry Potter: Well, are you a muggle or not?
Britney Spears: A muggle?
Harry Potter: You know, can you do any magic?
Britney Spears: Hmm. Well, I did manage to transform my mediocre singing talent into a chart-topping pop-music sensation! Look, now I'm just a girl...now, I'm a whole industry!
Harry Potter: Wow, All I can do is transform lead into gold, or Hermione Granger into a frog.
Britney Spears: (giggles) They pay you for that?
Harry Potter: Well, no. But I also have the ability to magically transmute an identical storyline into the best-selling book in the country every single year. Abracadabra!
Britney Spears: It sells better than Britney Spears' Heart to Heart?
Harry Potter: (incredulous) yeah!
Britney Spears: Hmmm. Can you sing?
Harry Potter: No.
Britney Spears: Great, then lets cut an album together sometime.
Harry Potter: OK.
Britney Spears: So, what else do you do?
Harry Potter: Oh, I play Quidditch, this game where you fly around on a stick and try to catch the Snitch. I'm the "seeker".
Britney Spears: Sounds tiring. Oops!
Harry Potter: What is it, Britney?
Britney Spears: I did it again.
Harry Potter: What?
Britney Spears: I played with this poor guys' heart.
Harry Potter: Hey, it happens. Especially with a muggle as pretty as you.
Britney Spears: No, seriously. This guy was kind of old, and he had a pacemaker. I kept shooting microwave radiation towards him. He seemed to be having a real hard time breathing. I need to stop doing that kind of thing.
Harry Potter: What did this guy look like?
Britney Spears: He was kind of tall, kind of skinny, wore all these robes, kind of like yours, but older. He had a wizened old beard...
Harry Potter: You killed Dumbledore!
Britney Spears: I guess I should have stopped, but I got lost in the game. Ooh, baby, baby..
Harry Potter: (Starts beating Britney with magic wand) I can't believe you killed Dumbledorf, I mean Dumbledore!
Britney Spears: Stop hitting me!
Harry Potter: OK, sorry.
Britney Spears: Hit me baby one more time!
Harry Potter: (hits Britney again)
Britney Spears: Ow!
Harry Potter: Sorry.
Britney Spears: It's OK, I asked for it. I should never have performed so many annoying, repetitive songs.
Harry Potter: Well, I hope you're sorry.
Britney Spears: Believe me, there isn't a day that goes by that I don't wish I had been accepted to Hogwarts, and that I lived in Griffindor.
Harry Potter: No, I hope you're sorry you killed Dumbledore!
Britney Spears: Oh, the old wizard I killed?
Harry Potter: Yes. With him dead, the evil Lord Voldemort will take over the world.
Britney Spears: Voldemort? Who cares!
Harry Potter: What?
Britney Spears: Harry, you have a lot to learn about girls. (giggles). I'm not that innocent... I am Lord Voldemort!
Harry Potter: Really?
Britney Spears: No, actually, Voldemort's just one of my drummers. He's really not such a bad guy. Nothing like those jerks from LFO. If they took over the world, it would be a real problem.
Harry Potter: What do you think of Christina Aguilera?
Britney Spears: (growls) Oh, I think she's so sweet! I want to kill her, uh, I mean, she's so nice!
Harry Potter: Well, I've got to get back to Hogwarts to battle the unholy terror you've unleashed on the world.
Britney Spears: Yeah, I've got to get back to the studio to unleash my next album, Oops...I Unleashed an Unholy Terror on the Universe Again.
Harry Potter: I guess this is goodbye.
Britney Spears: Yeah, nice meeting you.
Harry Potter: Alright, everyone reading this make sure you buy my books!
Britney Spears: Yeah, and all of you out there, buy my albums, calendars, posters, and my very special Britney Spears' Heart to Heart.
Harry Potter: Anything else you'd like to add?
Britney Spears: Oh yeah. All you girls out there, start dressing like a 22- year old coed when you're twelve.
Harry Potter: (flies away on broomstick)
Harry Potter: Hello, proffesor Dumbledore..er, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a minute?
Dumbledore: Of course Harry! please step this way... *takes him to his office* Well, Harry? I'm all ears.
Harry Potter: well...I was wondering... where is Lord Voldemort now?
Dumbledore: ahh, fine question there...I'd wish I knew myself...
Harry Potter: *hits Dumbledore over the head with his Firebolt* opps, sorry Proffesor, something inside me made me do it!
Dumbldore: *standing up from floor* well *shakes* I do hope that doesn't happen again, right?
Harry Potter: right. Sorry.
Dumbledore: well, Harry, do you have any other questions you think I might be able to answer?
Harry Potter: Well, yeah..er..How come my mum and Lord Voldemort had an affair?
Dumbledore: *thunderstruck* er...er, well, Ha-Harry, I, I wouldn't really know, how-how...I mean..I don't really understand your question...!
Harry Potter: Oh c'mon! *hits him over the head with a swordfish* you *hits him again* do *hits him harder* know!!!! *stops* oh dear, what has gotten into me??!! *sits*
Dumbledore: *recovers from the floor, again* Well, Harry!! what did you eat today?! I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't hit me over the head anymore!
Harry Potter: *hits him over the head with Christine's elephant* What am I doing?? *pokes him in the eye with one of Firebolt's twigs* *in deep, cold voice:*HAHAHAHA TAKE THAT YOU MORON!! Hey, wait, that wasn't my voice!! *stops, and sits again* *looks at Dumbledore* Oh, proffesor! please let me help you!
Dumbledore: NO, no...er, no, I'm..fine, th-thank you, er, Harry! Now what was that?!? Who spoke in such deep voice? surely it wasn't you?
*just then Hermione brakes in*
Hermione: *in deep hoarse voice* AAAAAAAHHHH DUMBLEDORE!! YOU BRAIN-LESS PRAT! SURELY YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THIS! *takes out a pink, fuzzy, fluffy bunny from her pocket* *bunny attacks Dumbledore*
Harry Potter: STOP, OH GOD, HERMIONE!!
Hermione: *heads turns 180ยบ around, and looks at Harry* well, you're the sexy one! *Grabs him by the waist* Kiss me! *kisses him*
Harry Potter: *breaks free* EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! *takes out wand* Impedimenta!!!! *flash of red light* *Hermione starts dancing a tango*
Dumbledore: oohhhh Tango!! *joins Hermione* *hermione dances with Dumbledore*
Harry Potter: *takes out Beer and Vodka and starts making cocktails, bloody maries and scotch on-the-rocks*
All: PARTY!!!
This is something Grace sent me that it was hilarious!!
Harry Potter: Uh, hullo.
Britney Spears: Ohmigod. Are you British? I love British accents! You know, I email Prince William sometimes.
Harry Potter: That muggle? I mean, that's great.
Britney Spears: I love your outfit! You look like a wizard or something. (squeezes Harry Potter's cheek)
Harry Potter: Back, foul succubus!
Britney Spears: What?
Harry Potter: Oh sorry.
Britney Spears: Whatever. Oh, that's a great fake lightning bolt you've got tattooed on your forehead.
Harry Potter: It's not fake! Absolutely no part of me is fake.
Britney Spears: Yeah, me neither. (winks)
Harry Potter: Well, are you a muggle or not?
Britney Spears: A muggle?
Harry Potter: You know, can you do any magic?
Britney Spears: Hmm. Well, I did manage to transform my mediocre singing talent into a chart-topping pop-music sensation! Look, now I'm just a girl...now, I'm a whole industry!
Harry Potter: Wow, All I can do is transform lead into gold, or Hermione Granger into a frog.
Britney Spears: (giggles) They pay you for that?
Harry Potter: Well, no. But I also have the ability to magically transmute an identical storyline into the best-selling book in the country every single year. Abracadabra!
Britney Spears: It sells better than Britney Spears' Heart to Heart?
Harry Potter: (incredulous) yeah!
Britney Spears: Hmmm. Can you sing?
Harry Potter: No.
Britney Spears: Great, then lets cut an album together sometime.
Harry Potter: OK.
Britney Spears: So, what else do you do?
Harry Potter: Oh, I play Quidditch, this game where you fly around on a stick and try to catch the Snitch. I'm the "seeker".
Britney Spears: Sounds tiring. Oops!
Harry Potter: What is it, Britney?
Britney Spears: I did it again.
Harry Potter: What?
Britney Spears: I played with this poor guys' heart.
Harry Potter: Hey, it happens. Especially with a muggle as pretty as you.
Britney Spears: No, seriously. This guy was kind of old, and he had a pacemaker. I kept shooting microwave radiation towards him. He seemed to be having a real hard time breathing. I need to stop doing that kind of thing.
Harry Potter: What did this guy look like?
Britney Spears: He was kind of tall, kind of skinny, wore all these robes, kind of like yours, but older. He had a wizened old beard...
Harry Potter: You killed Dumbledore!
Britney Spears: I guess I should have stopped, but I got lost in the game. Ooh, baby, baby..
Harry Potter: (Starts beating Britney with magic wand) I can't believe you killed Dumbledorf, I mean Dumbledore!
Britney Spears: Stop hitting me!
Harry Potter: OK, sorry.
Britney Spears: Hit me baby one more time!
Harry Potter: (hits Britney again)
Britney Spears: Ow!
Harry Potter: Sorry.
Britney Spears: It's OK, I asked for it. I should never have performed so many annoying, repetitive songs.
Harry Potter: Well, I hope you're sorry.
Britney Spears: Believe me, there isn't a day that goes by that I don't wish I had been accepted to Hogwarts, and that I lived in Griffindor.
Harry Potter: No, I hope you're sorry you killed Dumbledore!
Britney Spears: Oh, the old wizard I killed?
Harry Potter: Yes. With him dead, the evil Lord Voldemort will take over the world.
Britney Spears: Voldemort? Who cares!
Harry Potter: What?
Britney Spears: Harry, you have a lot to learn about girls. (giggles). I'm not that innocent... I am Lord Voldemort!
Harry Potter: Really?
Britney Spears: No, actually, Voldemort's just one of my drummers. He's really not such a bad guy. Nothing like those jerks from LFO. If they took over the world, it would be a real problem.
Harry Potter: What do you think of Christina Aguilera?
Britney Spears: (growls) Oh, I think she's so sweet! I want to kill her, uh, I mean, she's so nice!
Harry Potter: Well, I've got to get back to Hogwarts to battle the unholy terror you've unleashed on the world.
Britney Spears: Yeah, I've got to get back to the studio to unleash my next album, Oops...I Unleashed an Unholy Terror on the Universe Again.
Harry Potter: I guess this is goodbye.
Britney Spears: Yeah, nice meeting you.
Harry Potter: Alright, everyone reading this make sure you buy my books!
Britney Spears: Yeah, and all of you out there, buy my albums, calendars, posters, and my very special Britney Spears' Heart to Heart.
Harry Potter: Anything else you'd like to add?
Britney Spears: Oh yeah. All you girls out there, start dressing like a 22- year old coed when you're twelve.
Harry Potter: (flies away on broomstick)