~Okayz, well I made this conversation cuz I was pretty much bored, and since I like Eminem, and Potty, I though "the heck.?" and just did it. I guess I was high on something! JK. It's between Harry Potter and all the members of Backstreet Boys, and Eminem. To all B.S.B fans out there, I'm sorry if you don't enjoy this, but life is not fair.~



HARRY POTTER: Hello.Uh who are you Muggles??

AJ: Did he just insult us?!

KEVIN: Cool off A.J. Man! Find the interior peace and use it on your outside.remember how our yoga instructor told us.well you, to control our rage.

A.J.: Shut up, dog! I mean, er, please be quiet, uh, Kevin.my best bud.

KEVIN: Doesn't that feel so much better?

A.J.: Uh do I have to answer that?

~Eminem comes in, and stands there, looking at the boys with fright~

EMINEM: Ok, who told me I had to come to Fag-Land?

HARRY POTTER: And why do weird Muggles keep popping up from nowhere?!

EMINEM: Shut up biAtch. Why am I here?

HARRY POTTER: Why am I here? Who are these guys? Why am I not in my dormitory, trying to put a spell on Weasley's bed, so that it looks like he peed over-night.?

~Every one stares at him~

A.J.: Did Em just call us gay?

HOWIE: Yeah, but since the federal taxes mostly go to us, we needn't use any kind of violence on him.

EMINEM: I'd beat the crap out of you before all the taxes went to you. I keep them all, didn't you all know that?

HARRY POTTER: What are federal taxes?

BRIAN: Nothing, your Queen keeps them and spends them on wine and social parties for her own recruited friends.

NICK: When's lunch?

A.J.: Shut up slug, you should go back to that Pet Adoption center-

EMINEM: And so should all of you.

A.J.: Say that in my face again, brute-

KEVIN: Guys! Please let's talk this out over a nice bean sprout sandwich! I promise it will calm us down.

BRIAN: Will you shut it, Kevin? KEVIN: Brian! I'd thought better of you!

BRIAN: Oh jeez, I should've stayed home.

HARRY POTTER: Really, why am I here?

NICK: Why do you have a tattoo on your forehead? I have one on my butt and it's a pretty sunflower and a happy face.

HOWIE: Am I the only normal person in here?

EMINEM: None of you are normal. I'd say you are all musically empty in any way you look at it.

A.J.: Who asked a fag like you?

EMINEM: I'm more man than you'll ever be-

A.J.: F*** you b****!

EMINEM: Make me, little girl!

HARRY POTTER: Ok, ok! Er why don't we change the subject? Who here plays Quidditch?

BRIAN: Qui-what?

KEVIN: Quit arguing! Let the boy explain-

EMINEM: Why is he so retarded?

NICK: Why is the sky above our heads but we make the clouds?

BRIAN: Seriously Nick, go back to your gay studio and record some other song before you fall again and hit your head with your cat's litter box.

NICK: Uh? I have a kitty? Oh yeah.Is it my brother?

KEVIN: No, dear Nick, Aaron isn't your cat.

NICK: Oh.

HARRY POTTER: ~Sigh~ Quidditch is a game where you fly around on brooms and try to catch the snitch, or score points, to make your team win. It's really fun! I'm the Gryffindor Team's Seeker!

EMINEM: The-what-crap-team's-shit?

BRIAN: Oh! It sounds like this game I learned when I-

A.J.: Shut up Littrell, nobody wants to hear your boring blab.

BRIAN: Why are you this mean?

A.J.: Why don't you go back to that hospital of yours and actually die?

KEVIN: Seriously guys! There's so much negativity in this place I'm actually scared!

HOWIE: Seriously, I need a "chupito".

NICK: Is that Chinese? HOWIE: Does it sound like it?

NICK: No.

HOWIE: Then shut it.

EMINEM: This is getting fun.

HARRY POTTER: Uh, well.who's up for some butterbeer, eh?

EMINEM&A.J.: Does it have alcohol or any kind of drug in it?

HARRY POTTER: No

EMINEM&A.J.: Then keep it.

BRIAN: Ok, I am out, I can't stand this freak convention!

EMINEM: Nobody invited you to a freak convention because we all know you are the guy in the jackass show in MTV.

A.J.: Good one!

EMINEM: Yeah whatever.

NICK: Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!!

KEVIN: Ah! Nick that hurt my crutch!!

NICK: Sorry, I just found this pretty broom standing here all by itself.

HARRY POTTER: Hey! That's my Firebolt!

NICK: Really? Weee!!!! ~mounts it and flies out the window. Then, crashes against a Porn shop~

HOWIE: Oh.that must hurt.

EMINEM: No, porn shops are cool, they only hurt your wages.

HARRY POTTER: Uh. so anyways, what do you think about a tobacco company suing McDonalds?

HOWIE: I find it quite hilarious.I don't know why they did it but it's just pointless.

KEVIN: It's horrible, McDonalds is such a nice place! They didn't deserve it! It's horrid!

EMINEM: Haha, they probably found some nicotine inside the meat or some ashes in the lettuce.Hahaha I can totally picture a little brat telling his mommy he found one of those things she smokes inside his french fries!!

A.J.: Yeah, or maybe the Ronald McDonald clown was smoking a cigarette and got cancer and sued them!!

EMINEM: good one!

A.J.: thanks!

NICK: Think of the children!! Now what am I supposed to eat?? Sad Meals??

BRIAN: Shut up Nick, retard! I see you're back.

NICK: yeah some girls pulled me inside the weird shop and did something to me.Can't remember though.Hey have any of you seen my wallet?

A.J.: Shut up.

EMINEM: You tell him, dog!

A.J.: Yeah it gets annoying after a while.

HARRY POTTER: Uh...well you know I must go back to my place, Snape'll think I'm off to search his office and hide inside a cocoon.It was nice chatting with you.eh Muggles. ~Flies off with Firebolt~

KEVIN: C'mon let's get out of here before Nick realizes we're off!

A.J.: Yo, Em, wanna gimme a ride? My car broke down, and I have to get to Tupac to give him back all the crack money I owed him.

EMINEM: sure bro, hop on.

~They all go~ THE END!!