The Legend of Zelda the Hedgehog?



Disclaimer: The same as always.





Author Notes: THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL SAY THIS. YES I KNOW THAT ZELDA AND SHEIK ARE THE SAME PERSON. HERE'S A QUARTER, TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES. IN MY FICS, THEY ARE SEPARATE, AND SHEIK IS A GUY. GOT IT!? I really don't mean to sound like a bitch, but I am getting a little tired of people pointing it out to me. I have more than one fic with them separate ya know.





Actual Story:



**Deep in the Haunted Wasteland**



Dr. Robotnik has pretty much made a shack for himself. Gannon looks at him trying to figure out what the purpose is.

"What is that little thing for?" he finally says. Robotnik just looks at him.

"Good plans take time. I need a place to live you know." He goes back to fixing up his machine. Gannon sighs, then turns to his own living arrangements.

"Let's see....only 150 rooms, but it will do." Robotnik looks up and sees that Gannon has used his magic to create his own palace. For a few moments, his jaw just hangs around near the ground.

"What.....why....." he stutters. Gannon acts like it is normal for everyone to have a floating castle.

"Hmmmmm...A little small, but since it is only temporary.." Gannon remarks as he puts the finishing touches on. Then he turns to Robotnik. "What?" Robotnik just shakes his head. They both head inside the castle to check the dungeon areas.





**Meanwhile, at Hyrule Castle......uh-oh..**



"Come on Link!" Ruto is chasing Link around. Amy has decided to latch onto Sonic's waist. Everyone but Impa and Zelda are snickering. Zelda has the I'm-so-innocent look on her face, which means she's plotting something. As Link tries to escape, Zelda puts her foot out and trips Ruto. Link finally stops, then rushes behind Zelda. This makes everyone laugh even more.

"Real mature Link." Nabooru says. Link doesn't even look at her. Ruto gets up, and is royally pissed.

"Zelda! You.....you......." Zelda looks perfectly calm.

"Mine. Understand?" she says. Ruto decides on another target....a certain black and red hedgehog.

"Then I'll take him." She says reaching for Shadow. He quickly jumps back.

"No way fishgirl." Shadow says with a sneer. Tails flies up to the ceiling hoping to keep out of her way.

"Ruto, what did you have for breakfast this morning?" Impa asks.

"Same thing he had." Ruto replies pointing to Link. Everyone looks at Link.

"Don't ask." He says. The glares become more intense. "Um...it was just cereal....I only put a few spoons of sugar on it..." The whole room groans.

"Ruto, how much did you put on yours?" Saria asks. Ruto looks up.

"Well, I need lots of energy to keep up with Linkey-poo. So I used about half the bag." Everyone facefaults but Ruto. But before they can start yelling at her, 5 Stalfos appear in the center of the room. Amy latches onto Sonic even tighter. Link, Sheik, Impa and Darunia take up the front line. Shadow and Sonic, once he finally gets Amy off of him, take up position on the other side. The Stalfos look around.

"Targets sighted." One of them says. They charge. Sonic unleashes his buzzsaw attack and slices one of the Stalfos. Sheik and Impa start attacking one of the other ones. Darunia gives one solid punch and sends one back to the Evil Realm. Shadow uses Chaos Control and obliterates another one. Link takes the last one and slices it in half. Once the fighting is over, there are Stalfos pieces everywhere.

"Nice and clean guys, huh?" Zelda says. Link sends a quick glare at her.

"You want it clean, next time, you fight." Zelda smirks.

"That's what you guys are for." She says. Sonic and Shadow are checking out the pieces.

"So what are these dudes anyway?" Sonic finally asks.

"Stalfos, they are skeleton warriors. Gannon must be free again." Impa remarks, ignoring the groan from Link. Shadow gets an evil look in his eye.

"That was kinda fun." He says. Sonic slaps him upside the head. Tails, still up in the air, flies over to a window.

"Hey, how do you make that castle float?" he says. The group rushes outside, and looks in the direction of Gerudo Valley. They can see a huge castle over the desert.

"Great, just great." Link says. Sheik puts a hand on Link's shoulder.

"Great life, huh." He says. He ducks as Link tries to punch him.





To be continued.....