Harry Potter
THe Musical
Act I, Scene 2
Stage: In the Dursley home on Dudley's birthday.
Dudley's Lament
(I Want it Now, lyrics (?), from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
Dudley:
Pounds heavily down the stairs and sees that he has 36 gifts and not 37, and of course throws a huge fit and tells his parents all the wonderful things he wants.
(shouting more than singing)
I want a feast,
I want a bean feast!
Cream buns and donuts
And fruitcake with no nuts!
So good you could go nuts!
I want a ball!
I want a party!
Pink macaroons
And a million balloons
And performing baboons and--
Give it to me
NOW!
I want the world!
I want the whole world!
I want to lock it
All up in my pocket!
It's my bar of chocolate!
Give it to me
NOW!
I want today!
I want tomorrow!
I want to wear em
Show off here to there
And I don't want to share em!
I want a party with roomfuls of laughter,
Ten thousand tons of ice cream!
And if I don't get the things I am after,
I'm going to ScReAm!!!
I want the works!
I want the whole works!
Presents and prizes
And sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
AND NOW!!!
Don't care how!
I want it NOW!!!
Don't care how!
I WANT IT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!
(Applause...mixed with some booing...okay, a lot of booing)
Draco: (backstage) Muggles! How annoying can you be? Greedy little buggers....
((Lyrics remained mostly unaltered (except for one line about wearing braids in the hair since the character who sings this in WW&tCF was a girl) because they fit Dudley too perfectly, don't you agree?))