Harry Potter
The Musical
Act II, Scene 1
Stage: Harry walks into the robe shop to get fitted for his Hogwarts robe and sees Draco there.
Big Spender
(Big Spender, by Coleman and Fields, from Sweet Charity)
Draco: (also getting fitted for a robe, sees Harry and grins) So you're the famous Harry Potter!
Harry: Well... I am Harry Potter, yes...
Draco: Getting ready for Hogwarts, right? I do hope I end up in Slytherin... though I guess I'll live as long as I don't end up in Hufflepuff... Ick...
Harry: Um... sure...
Draco: Maybe I'll even let you be my friend at school, wouldn't you like that, Potter? And I don't say that to just anyone...
Harry: What are you talking about?
Draco:
(sings)
The minute you walked through the door
I could tell were a guy of distinction,
A real big spender,
Rich looking, quite refined.
Say, wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point,
I don't shake the hand of every guy I see.
Hey! Big Spender,
Spend a little time with me!
(Applause! Applause! Especially from slash fans!)
Harry: (stares blankly at him as crickets chirp in the background) Wow, right, um, I really should get going. Goodbye now!
Both go off stage as lights fade
Harry: That was... rather awkward.
Draco: (grins evilly) You know you liked it Potter. Heh heh heh...
Harry: (runs away)
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