*Bows to the people who reveiwed* So I didn't get five reveiws. Thankyou Sarha aka Celebi for the 52 cases of orange Tic-Tacs!! Now I just need to know who to give them to. Oh well. I am SO sorry for all you none members who tired to reveiw, now you can. I just had to switch something off, hehe.
Kaiba:Can I have some Tic-Tacs?
E.P.G:I see no reason why not. *Pulls out one the the Tic-Tacs cases and starts to hand it too him when....*
Yami:TIC-TACS!!!!!!!!! *Runs up and grabs it from E.P.G's hand. Eats it all in three seconds*
E.P.G. and Kaiba:YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:What? All the Tic-Tacs in her secret stroage is eaten.
EPG:WHAT?!?! HOW DID YOU FIND THAT?!?!?!
Yami:*Shrugs shoulders* Easy.
EPG:I'm gonna hurt y...
Japanese Lawyer:DISCLAIMER NOW!!!!
Disclaimer:I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I DO OWN BAKURA THOUGH!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To think about it, that didn't sound right.
Japanese Lawyer:Grrr... RIGHT WAY!!!!!!!
EPG:FINE!! Can't a girl have some fun?
Disclaimer:I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I only own myself and my pink penguins.
Kaiba:Pink penguins?
EPG:Just wait and see!
Kaiba:Great, I live in hell.
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Chapter 2:Evil cans of Dr. Pepper
Mokuba leads everyone into the kitchen thanks to Joey's need for food. Mokuba shows him the refrigorator and he goes insane.
EPG:Do you have anything to drink?
Mokuba:*Nods wildly* What would you like?
EPG:Hmm... Dr. Pepper!!
Mokuba hands her a can of Dr. Pepper. Before she opens it, she shakes it vigorously. She opens it and it sprays all over Kaiba and Bakura.
Kaiba:You just had to aim it at me, didn't you?
Bakura:What about me??
Kaiba:LIKE YOUR IMPORTANT!!
Bakura:I'M MORE IMPORTANT THEN YOU!!!!! Thats for sure.
Kaiba and Bakura get into a cat fight ending in both of them being knocked unconcious.
EPG:Teeheehee. *She takes out a pink marker from her pocket and starts to draw on their faces.*
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When Bakura and Kaiba woke up a few hours later, everyone was laughing at them.
Bakura:WHAT?? WHAT??
Kaiba:*He folds his arms across his chest and went to look in the mirror* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOKUBA!!!!!!!! Was this your idea????
Mokuba:*Shakes his head while laughing* It was Evil Panic Goddesses idea. She did it to you too, Bakura.
Bakura:*Ran up to the mirror and looked in horror at his face, which was marked with pink and purple markers* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Do you not like it?? Teeheehee.
Bakura:I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:I don't think so. *She pulls out her all-powerful laptop and types. Suddenly a whole bunch of pink and purple penguins start chasing Bakura and Kaiba*
Kaiba:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL BIRDS OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I know what you mean by pink penguins, BUT YOU DIDN'T MENTION PURPLE ONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:My bad.
Kaiba/Bakura:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After a while of EPG being chased by Bakura and Kaiba, and then them being chased by evil pink and purple penguins, everbody lay in a tired, gasping for breath, pile, penguins on the bottem. That is when Yami walked in carring a blanket and a teddy bear.
Yami:*Holds up the two items*Yugi, I think these are yours.
Yugi:*Looks at the items his Yami is holding up* WHAT?! WHERE DID YOU FIND THOSE?! *Looks at everyone staring at him* Not that there mine or anything.
Yami:*Grins evilly* On the coach you were sleeping on last night. Teeheehee.
Yugi:*Turns a deep shade of red* I'm gonna kill you! *Starts chasing Yami*
Everyone besides little Yugi:*Laughs histerically*
EPG:WAIT!! You can't chase him.
Yugi:WHY NOT?!?!?
EPG:'Cause you don't have this. *Holds up a very big mallet*
Yugi:*Looks at Yami evilly* Good point. *Takes the mallet then starts chasing Yami some more*
Yami:WHY DID YOU GIVE THAT TO HIM?!?!?!
EPG:FOR ALL THE TIC-TACS YOU STOLE FROM ME!!!!! And I thought Bakura was the 5000 year old theif, NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:But I like them.
Mokuba:YOU HAVE TIC-TACS?!?!?!
EPG:*Nods head*
Mokuba:CAN I HAVE SOME?!?!?!?!?
EPG:You allready have enough sugar.
Mokuba:Oh. *Starts to act really REALLY cute again*
Kaiba:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUTENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE HIM STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE HIM STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:*Crosses arms* I don't know why I'm listening to you, but here. *Hands Mokuba three cases of Tic-Tacs*
Mokuba:*Goes into a dark corner and strokes the cases* My percious. Heehehehe.
Everyone else:*Anime sweat drop*
EPG:Now I have 48 things of orange Tic-Tacs.
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After about of Yugi chasing Yami, Evil Panic Goddess hugging Ryou, and Mokuba saying 'My percious. Heehehehe' to orange Tic-Tacs, everyone entered the living road.
Tèa:Could we have pizza?
EPG:*Looks at Tristan and Joey who nod eagerly then grins evilly* Sure we can have pizza, and you can go get it.
Tèa:*Looks at Tristan and Joey, who have halo's over their heads* Ok then. I'll... go get it... now, I guess. *Stands up and walks away*
Everyone watches her walk away, then yell for joy.
Mokuba:But now how are we gonna get are pizza?
EPG:I'll just call Queen of the Deranged Penguins, or Teyva.
Tristan:Where did Teyva come from?
EPG:Don't ask, for I don't know.
Tristan:But I thought that you were the all mighty author?
EPG:I AM!!!!!!!!!! I just don't know how she got that nickname. But hey, it beats calling her Queen of the Deranged Penguins, right?
Everyone:*Nods*
EPG:Ok then, I'll call her.
Mokuba:PIZZA!!! PIZZA!!! PIZZA!!! PIZZA!!! PIZZA!!!
Everyone:SHUTUP!!
Mokuba:Ok.
EPG:*Takes out her cell phone and calls Teyva. Talks for some time, then hangs up* She'll be over soon with are pizza. She's also bringing DR. PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba/Bakura:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Oh yeesss. She'll be here in about half an hour.
Mokuba/Joey:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EPG:YEAH!!!!!! FRIEND IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:Does your friend like me?
EPG:Not anymore then she likes Mai, so NO!!!!!!
Kaiba:Great.
Yugi:What did you do with Tèa?
EPG:Teeheehee. You'll see in the next chapter.
Joey:Why do we have to wait till then to get pizza? I'm hungry.
Ryou:Face it Joey, your always hungry.
Joey:Am not!
Tristan:Your too.
Joey:Not!
Tristan:Too!
Not!
Too!
Not!
Too!
Not!
Everyone else:SHUTUP!!
Bakura:You two fight more then I fight with Ryou.
Ryou:You don't fight, YOU BEAT!!!!!!!!
Bakura:I do not!
Ryou:You do too!!
Bakura:I do NOT!!
Ryou:You do TOO!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
Everyone else:SHUTUP!!!!!
EPG:*Sigh* Well, reveiw if you want. I don't need a lot to continue, I already have ideas for the next chapter.
Kaiba:Oh great, I'm as good as dead.
EPG:So remember to reivew and HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:Can I have some Tic-Tacs?
E.P.G:I see no reason why not. *Pulls out one the the Tic-Tacs cases and starts to hand it too him when....*
Yami:TIC-TACS!!!!!!!!! *Runs up and grabs it from E.P.G's hand. Eats it all in three seconds*
E.P.G. and Kaiba:YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:What? All the Tic-Tacs in her secret stroage is eaten.
EPG:WHAT?!?! HOW DID YOU FIND THAT?!?!?!
Yami:*Shrugs shoulders* Easy.
EPG:I'm gonna hurt y...
Japanese Lawyer:DISCLAIMER NOW!!!!
Disclaimer:I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I DO OWN BAKURA THOUGH!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To think about it, that didn't sound right.
Japanese Lawyer:Grrr... RIGHT WAY!!!!!!!
EPG:FINE!! Can't a girl have some fun?
Disclaimer:I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I only own myself and my pink penguins.
Kaiba:Pink penguins?
EPG:Just wait and see!
Kaiba:Great, I live in hell.
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Chapter 2:Evil cans of Dr. Pepper
Mokuba leads everyone into the kitchen thanks to Joey's need for food. Mokuba shows him the refrigorator and he goes insane.
EPG:Do you have anything to drink?
Mokuba:*Nods wildly* What would you like?
EPG:Hmm... Dr. Pepper!!
Mokuba hands her a can of Dr. Pepper. Before she opens it, she shakes it vigorously. She opens it and it sprays all over Kaiba and Bakura.
Kaiba:You just had to aim it at me, didn't you?
Bakura:What about me??
Kaiba:LIKE YOUR IMPORTANT!!
Bakura:I'M MORE IMPORTANT THEN YOU!!!!! Thats for sure.
Kaiba and Bakura get into a cat fight ending in both of them being knocked unconcious.
EPG:Teeheehee. *She takes out a pink marker from her pocket and starts to draw on their faces.*
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When Bakura and Kaiba woke up a few hours later, everyone was laughing at them.
Bakura:WHAT?? WHAT??
Kaiba:*He folds his arms across his chest and went to look in the mirror* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOKUBA!!!!!!!! Was this your idea????
Mokuba:*Shakes his head while laughing* It was Evil Panic Goddesses idea. She did it to you too, Bakura.
Bakura:*Ran up to the mirror and looked in horror at his face, which was marked with pink and purple markers* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Do you not like it?? Teeheehee.
Bakura:I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:I don't think so. *She pulls out her all-powerful laptop and types. Suddenly a whole bunch of pink and purple penguins start chasing Bakura and Kaiba*
Kaiba:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL BIRDS OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I know what you mean by pink penguins, BUT YOU DIDN'T MENTION PURPLE ONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:My bad.
Kaiba/Bakura:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After a while of EPG being chased by Bakura and Kaiba, and then them being chased by evil pink and purple penguins, everbody lay in a tired, gasping for breath, pile, penguins on the bottem. That is when Yami walked in carring a blanket and a teddy bear.
Yami:*Holds up the two items*Yugi, I think these are yours.
Yugi:*Looks at the items his Yami is holding up* WHAT?! WHERE DID YOU FIND THOSE?! *Looks at everyone staring at him* Not that there mine or anything.
Yami:*Grins evilly* On the coach you were sleeping on last night. Teeheehee.
Yugi:*Turns a deep shade of red* I'm gonna kill you! *Starts chasing Yami*
Everyone besides little Yugi:*Laughs histerically*
EPG:WAIT!! You can't chase him.
Yugi:WHY NOT?!?!?
EPG:'Cause you don't have this. *Holds up a very big mallet*
Yugi:*Looks at Yami evilly* Good point. *Takes the mallet then starts chasing Yami some more*
Yami:WHY DID YOU GIVE THAT TO HIM?!?!?!
EPG:FOR ALL THE TIC-TACS YOU STOLE FROM ME!!!!! And I thought Bakura was the 5000 year old theif, NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:But I like them.
Mokuba:YOU HAVE TIC-TACS?!?!?!
EPG:*Nods head*
Mokuba:CAN I HAVE SOME?!?!?!?!?
EPG:You allready have enough sugar.
Mokuba:Oh. *Starts to act really REALLY cute again*
Kaiba:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUTENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE HIM STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE HIM STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:*Crosses arms* I don't know why I'm listening to you, but here. *Hands Mokuba three cases of Tic-Tacs*
Mokuba:*Goes into a dark corner and strokes the cases* My percious. Heehehehe.
Everyone else:*Anime sweat drop*
EPG:Now I have 48 things of orange Tic-Tacs.
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After about of Yugi chasing Yami, Evil Panic Goddess hugging Ryou, and Mokuba saying 'My percious. Heehehehe' to orange Tic-Tacs, everyone entered the living road.
Tèa:Could we have pizza?
EPG:*Looks at Tristan and Joey who nod eagerly then grins evilly* Sure we can have pizza, and you can go get it.
Tèa:*Looks at Tristan and Joey, who have halo's over their heads* Ok then. I'll... go get it... now, I guess. *Stands up and walks away*
Everyone watches her walk away, then yell for joy.
Mokuba:But now how are we gonna get are pizza?
EPG:I'll just call Queen of the Deranged Penguins, or Teyva.
Tristan:Where did Teyva come from?
EPG:Don't ask, for I don't know.
Tristan:But I thought that you were the all mighty author?
EPG:I AM!!!!!!!!!! I just don't know how she got that nickname. But hey, it beats calling her Queen of the Deranged Penguins, right?
Everyone:*Nods*
EPG:Ok then, I'll call her.
Mokuba:PIZZA!!! PIZZA!!! PIZZA!!! PIZZA!!! PIZZA!!!
Everyone:SHUTUP!!
Mokuba:Ok.
EPG:*Takes out her cell phone and calls Teyva. Talks for some time, then hangs up* She'll be over soon with are pizza. She's also bringing DR. PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba/Bakura:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Oh yeesss. She'll be here in about half an hour.
Mokuba/Joey:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EPG:YEAH!!!!!! FRIEND IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:Does your friend like me?
EPG:Not anymore then she likes Mai, so NO!!!!!!
Kaiba:Great.
Yugi:What did you do with Tèa?
EPG:Teeheehee. You'll see in the next chapter.
Joey:Why do we have to wait till then to get pizza? I'm hungry.
Ryou:Face it Joey, your always hungry.
Joey:Am not!
Tristan:Your too.
Joey:Not!
Tristan:Too!
Not!
Too!
Not!
Too!
Not!
Everyone else:SHUTUP!!
Bakura:You two fight more then I fight with Ryou.
Ryou:You don't fight, YOU BEAT!!!!!!!!
Bakura:I do not!
Ryou:You do too!!
Bakura:I do NOT!!
Ryou:You do TOO!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
Everyone else:SHUTUP!!!!!
EPG:*Sigh* Well, reveiw if you want. I don't need a lot to continue, I already have ideas for the next chapter.
Kaiba:Oh great, I'm as good as dead.
EPG:So remember to reivew and HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!